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Climbing and ... Climbing => Masters of Mud -- Pinnacles => Topic started by: The Big on January 18, 2006, 09:44:55 PM
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Just figured that I would start the 2006 quotes thread.
Here is a real gem
" The Enduro Pitch is a sport climb."
Here is one more
" Pain is good."
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"More and more, I'm convinced that wearing a helmet is a good idea."
- "Nah, helmets are for sport climbers."
"Brad wears a helmet..."
- "Yeah, but Brad is a wanna-be sport climber."
:D
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Mr Mud, about to launch out on a loose, rediscovered Pinnacles obscurity: "Brad, maybe I could borrow your helmet?"
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Ahhh, here is more:
"Hey, you can't take pictures of me wearing a helmet. That'll ruin my reputation!"
This conversation happened beneath a roof where "some kind of bird spends some time up there and likes to puke-shit mouse remains down onto the route." I had to force a helmet on him because I could not stand the thought of a mouse corpse on his head.
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Brad, I know you made up that quote. Here is why:
While putting Brad's helmet on Mr Mud's head, I felt unsure. Looking at Brad who was 70 feet away, I asked, "Do we need permission from Brad for using his helmet?"
"Nah. You don't need permission from Brad for anything." :)
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I didn't make it up. he wore the helmet on both / all three of his efforts on the climb. He asked me specifically before one of the attempts. Post the photos!
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<3 mudworm, we get the full beta on Mr Mud Life, not just the image he wants to project.
"I don't want to die"
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Boy, am I in trouble.
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It is true I wanted the helmet to keep dead mouse parts from falling on my head. Had one near miss at the base. Did not want to get up into that gaping crack and have some bird crap puke on my head. Was not worried about getting that on the helmet.
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I do not have any pics of me wearing a helmet on that route
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i think it would far cooler to have body parts and puke on my head than a helmet.
hell, it would be like friday nite with uber.
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that's so wrong in so many ways
hahaha
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Layton Kor wears high heels.
by the infamous mudworm.
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Hey, mister, taking words out of context is cruel!
So Mr Mud and Uber were having a self-motivational conversation telling themselves and each other that many top level climbers were not tall. One made a comment that even though Layton Kor always seemed big like a tower in photos, he was actually no more than 5'10". That's when I made the above explanation to the confused boys. It only takes a woman's eye to see the truth.
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LOL!!!
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That cannot be how it went, it is all to rational.
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[mudworm "eeeeeeeeewww" voice]But I'm eating! [/mudworm "eeeeeeeeewww" voice]
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Hoho, don't you expect me to tell the context for that one :)
Not that it'll ruin Mr Mud's reputation or anything.
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Climbing it isn't a job it's an obsession.
This came from a guy that once climbed around 300 days one year. Yes on rock.
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that's not a quotable quote, that's just fact
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TP or soap, they should supply at least one or the other!
From a spoiled American talking about his experience with French public restrooms.
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we do have it good in the states
only in America can I take two showers in one day... with hot water.
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Lead climbing in the gym is like drinking near beer at the bar to...
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why in world would anyone take two showers in one day? two in a week is pushing it for me.
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because i can
dude, it's america we can do what we want without fear of reprisals or consequence. that's what I learned from my sunday school teacher Mr. George Bush.
above said irony is not to be taken literally
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Shower?
I did not care about taking a shower. I just wanted tp to be able to wipe my ass, either that or soap to wash my hand.
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she was gone when she found a better rope gun.
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He turns around with a smile and sings himself a song: no worries, bro, someday and somewhere, I will be some beautiful girl's better ropegun. Key is in and engine is on. Life will take me to where I belong.
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Damn Mudworm, that was WAY better than any of the lyrics I came up with that night!!
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Mud happens.
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"That's just extra"