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Title: Signs you might be a sport climber
Post by: F4? on May 14, 2009, 08:04:50 AM: We all know there's a sport climber in all of us. So what signs would indicate you might be a sport climber:
-You used to wear Sporthill tights until they fell apart.
-You'd rather bolt than place gear
-Your draws & rope all match
-Your gym card is on the back of your harness (guilty of that once in a while)
-You say cracks hurt
-You have worn either Ninjas or Bambas
-You have climbed at Smith Rock....Even Owens gorge
Title: Re: Signs you might be a sport climber
Post by: mynameismud on May 14, 2009, 08:45:50 AM: Not a sprot climber.
DIE

Oh yeah, Have a nice day!
Title: Re: Signs you might be a sport climber
Post by: mungeclimber on May 14, 2009, 09:17:52 AM: whew, that was a close one, had a few too many checked off, but clearly if not all of them are checked that means I don't qualify.

heh
Title: Re: Signs you might be a sport climber
Post by: mynameismud on May 14, 2009, 09:59:41 AM: Your Doomed
Title: Re: Signs you might be a sport climber
Post by: mudworm on May 14, 2009, 10:23:44 AM: You are having too much fun or too busy just climbing to worry about what category you are in or judge what category other people belong to.
Title: Re: Signs you might be a sport climber
Post by: mynameismud on May 14, 2009, 10:48:05 AM: Now that takes all the fun out of it.
Title: Re: Signs you might be a sport climber
Post by: F'ueco on May 14, 2009, 12:01:12 PM: The only one that applies to me is having climbed at Smith and Owens. One trip to each... Does that even count? And since bouldering isn't sport climbing, I can't be a sport climber... ;)
Title: Re: Signs you might be a sport climber
Post by: mungeclimber on May 14, 2009, 12:49:56 PM: Quote from: F'ueco on May 14, 2009, 12:01:12 PM
The only one that applies to me is having climbed at Smith and Owens. One trip to each... Does that even count? And since bouldering isn't sport climbing, I can't be a sport climber... ;)

yer pushing it though with all the bicycling, clear tendency toward a 'sport'

;)
Title: Re: Signs you might be a sport climber
Post by: F4? on May 19, 2009, 08:18:35 AM: Well ya'll can't even come close to the sight I saw at Micky's once...

2x Spanish guys climbing in speedos, sans shirts. They were using a skyhook like a fifi to rest on the bolts.

That's sport climbing!

Uber does climb without his shirt from time to time hmmmm.
Title: Re: Signs you might be a sport climber
Post by: squiddo on May 19, 2009, 01:47:28 PM: I got you beat. I was at Mickey's once and some naked hippy asked me to spot him. I declined.
Title: Re: Signs you might be a sport climber
Post by: mungeclimber on May 19, 2009, 02:50:30 PM: Quote from: squiddo on May 19, 2009, 01:47:28 PM
I got you beat. I was at Mickey's once and some naked hippy asked me to spot him. I declined.

:o
Title: Re: Signs you might be a sport climber
Post by: squiddo on May 19, 2009, 03:10:45 PM: yep Mickeys is no exception that nude beaches are mostly full of people that SHOULD leave their clothes on.