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Sitting and Day Dreaming => Mud Puddle => Topic started by: Ubergoober on December 15, 2009, 09:00:20 AM
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I received an email from a very upset woman today. Scroll down first to read her email and then scroll back up to read my response. I'm so going to hell.
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Adrienne,
I'm afraid you have the wrong Jeff. I don't know who you are, who your kids are, nor do I know anyone named "Penny". And although I once lived outside the Windy City (30 years ago), I now live 1500 miles away and the only time I'm in Chicago is when I have to transfer through O'Hare. So unless I got really drunk one night at the airport bar...I mean, I suppose it is possible, but I would have to have been really really drunk and flying through Chicago around Christmas time...I guess that's happened before (once maybe, but that was years ago and no matter what airport security may say, I did NOT streak naked through Concourse E)...and I would have had to have met you then and given you my email address and said I would attend the party while at the same time hanging out with some woman named Penny (which, if I was that drunk, probably not likely unless she was really drunk too)...yeah, just doesn't really seem plausible. I mean, if it was Boston or Austin or Denver, I could understand how something like that would happen, but definitely not in Chicago.
Sorry the other Jeff is such a jerk, but maybe he's not responding because you are sending emails to the wrong address? Or maybe he gave you my address for some reason, in which case he really is a jerk and if you ever do manage to get a hold of him please ask him to stop. You can tell him the other Jeff said so.
Happy Holidays!
-Not the Jeff Lane you were trying to reach
PS - Hopefully I made you laugh and not more angry. In all seriousness, hopefully this guy isn't as much of an ass as he sounds and you work things out.
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Jeff,
Here is the Evite from last Christmas, where on here does it say that we
would be serving breakfast??? We make a huge dinner for a bunch of people,
why would we make breakfast as well??? We had appetizers. And, as always,
you didn't even bother responding! Seriously!
You know what? Don't buy my kids anything, just start acknowledging them,
that's all they want for Christmas is for you and Penny to actually
acknowledge them for once.
Adrienne Murphy
Administrative Supervisor
Expeditors Chicago1
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LOL!!!
great story to start the day
hey, may want to edit out your email addy otherwise the spam load will increase
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Hey we use that company.
Come on Jeff, how many little ones do you really have??
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Sure it wasn't just one of your suppressed personalities, Mr Lane? >:D
Or maybe a friend getting back at you for giving a slack belay?
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Yep, you are going to hell all right.
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Hey we use that company.
Come on Jeff, how many little ones do you really have??
Here in the States or also overseas?
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Sure it wasn't just one of your suppressed personalities, Mr Lane? >:D
I never suppress my personalities. I let them come out freely...and so do I.
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NICE Lane....you guilty and the sooner you admit it the easier things will be on you.
:out:
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NICE Lane....you guilty and the sooner you admit it the easier things will be on you.
:out:
OK, I'm guilty...
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Nothing has gotten any easier. You are a liar.
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OK, I'm guilty...
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Nothing has gotten any easier. You are a liar.
Does it help if I call it a half truth?
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That's what she said the last time you were in the sack. ;)
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That's what she said the last time you were in the sack. ;)
negative and now you lie. She used the word disappointing, 3 times.
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oh man!!!
mudncrud - lowering the bar one post at a time.
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heh heh heh ;D
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negative and now you lie. She used the word disappointing, 3 times.
Why 3 times? Was she casting a spell on you or did she have a stutter?
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Why 3 times? Was she casting a spell on you or did she have a stutter?
for emphasis
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There is a pill you can take for that.
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I take a pill and get more emphasis?
I mean, fuck. At the liquor store for a couple bucks I can get Old E and then the volume just keeps going up from there.
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hey, no word filter on swear words. nice!
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you had me at Old E
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LOL!!
we on a roll now!
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Real classy!
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Old E!!! And it's raining!!! Sounds like the perfect ingredients to put up a new route!!!
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meow
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that brought tears to my eyes. :'(
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yeah well, just dont deny Mr Mud a pit stop on the way to the pinns our might get slugged.
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hahaha
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yeah well, just dont deny Mr Mud a pit stop on the way to the pinns our might get slugged.
Shit, just give him an empty Gatoraid bottle. That milk with coffee goes right through him.
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yeah well, just dont deny Mr Mud a pit stop on the way to the pinns our might get slugged.
He's soooooooooo sensitive.
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pshaw, why waste a Gatorade bottle when you CLEARLY have an empty coffee cup. Fill it to the rim....
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Not much to worry about with that, since I am a weak sauce.
yeah well, just dont deny Mr Mud a pit stop on the way to the pinns our might get slugged.
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pshaw, why waste a Gatorade bottle when you CLEARLY have an empty coffee cup. Fill it to the rim....
Someone is thinking! Three R's, people! Reuse is one of them!
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just to clarify - its milk with coffee...
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The only thing wrong with that is the lack of Bailey's.