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Sitting and Day Dreaming => Mud Puddle => Topic started by: mudworm on November 18, 2014, 12:29:48 PM

Title: Something funny... (Share please)
Post by: mudworm on November 18, 2014, 12:29:48 PM
Last night, Mr. Mud was on a web conference with managers and peers. He was wearing the earpiece for the audio conversation. At 10pm, I walked over to him, and he frantically started to look for controls on the earpiece. I knew he wanted to mute himself, so I whispered, "I just wanted to kiss you goodnight. That's all..." He pressed one button, and said to me loudly, "Now, you can kiss me and don't have to be quiet!"

Well, as you guessed... the button he pressed was not the mute button.  :D
Title: Re: Something funny... (Share please)
Post by: mynameismud on November 18, 2014, 01:44:29 PM
My boss got so flustered he forgot what he was talking about and someone had to remind him.
Title: Re: Something funny... (Share please)
Post by: Brad Young on November 18, 2014, 02:12:19 PM

My boss got so flustered he forgot what he was talking about and someone had to remind him.


I hope there was at least some laughter?
Title: Re: Something funny... (Share please)
Post by: mynameismud on November 18, 2014, 05:14:05 PM
just a bit on his part, I laughed my ass off.
Title: Re: Something funny... (Share please)
Post by: F4? on November 18, 2014, 05:59:42 PM
Nice, good distraction move....if your boss was going to ask you to do something.

It could have been worse:
-You didn't go to the bathroom un-muted. Yup a co-worker did it not to long ago.
-Have a romantic evening, un-muted....co-worker told me about this one time @ band camp..so he heard from someone.
-Use a cell phone so it causes interference on the conference line when you go on mute.

Keep up the good work.
Title: Re: Something funny... (Share please)
Post by: Brad Young on November 18, 2014, 07:40:14 PM
And actually, after I posted on the "A Few Perfect Words" thread, I realized that this thread is also about "a few perfect words" (just in a different context).  ;)
Title: Re: Something funny... (Share please)
Post by: mynameismud on November 18, 2014, 07:51:29 PM
Nice connection
Title: Re: Something funny... (Share please)
Post by: F4? on November 18, 2014, 08:13:51 PM
I can keep going on.... ;D

Title: Re: Something funny... (Share please)
Post by: clink on November 19, 2014, 06:47:07 AM
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"Now, you can kiss me and don't have to be quiet!"

At least it was G rated.

F4 and I can provide examples on bad to worse scenarios upon request.