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Title: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mudworm on December 07, 2014, 09:31:00 AM

I follow one funny guy on Weibo (China's Tweeter but better) because he has a dog and a cat who are full of stories. And he also shares some funny materials often, which I also want to share with others. I'm starting this thread so I can re-post some of them to share a laugh or two with you all.

Title: Babysitting dads (Re: A thread for sharing laughs)
Post by: mudworm on December 07, 2014, 09:34:32 AM

Which one(s) are you, F4?

(Looks like one needs to click on the image to see the full size).

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: F4? on December 07, 2014, 09:41:34 AM

1st one....no video games, but my computer is the babysitter.

Title: Cat Logic (Re: A thread for sharing laughs)
Post by: mudworm on January 07, 2015, 02:13:01 PM

I wouldn't think translation is really necessary. Just remember this is all cat logic. (Need to click on the thumbnail to see the original.)

Title: More Cat Logic (Re: A thread for sharing laughs)
Post by: mudworm on January 07, 2015, 02:13:57 PM

More...

First: Left=Full; Right=Empty
Second: There is a reason for the cat to attack that mug on the sill, at least according to the cat.

Title: I just want to lie down, right here (Re: A thread for sharing laughs)
Post by: mudworm on January 22, 2015, 10:59:32 AM

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: clink on January 22, 2015, 11:26:45 AM

That is a cool cat.

Title: This time, it's a bird. (Re: A thread for sharing laughs)
Post by: mudworm on March 17, 2015, 10:14:44 AM

Title: How to walk a cat (Re: A thread for sharing laughs)
Post by: mudworm on March 17, 2015, 04:01:24 PM

(http://ww4.sinaimg.cn/bmiddle/bfc243a3gw1ekojowz57og20au063qv5.gif)

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Now how to "walk" a cat that refuses to be walked?
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When you have a goat, you don't need to walk at all.
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(Note: Above are not our cats. Our cats get to play outside freely a couple of days every week.)

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: clink on March 18, 2015, 07:57:19 AM

That bird is quite the fisherman.

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: Brad Young on March 18, 2015, 08:01:31 AM

I'd like to have seen whether is could actually eat such a huge fish too  :o

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mudworm on March 19, 2015, 08:48:28 AM

Not sure if this is laughable or not.

(http://ww3.sinaimg.cn/bmiddle/4ac29de7jw1eqaw0hpvztj20ge0aqgnq.jpg)

That's a boat at 56 feet and it weighs 100 metric tons. BTW, according to text, it got stopped by the cop and was fined 200 RMB (about $33) for it.

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mynameismud on March 19, 2015, 09:38:04 AM

I got a good chuckle out of it.  Would really like to see it go around a corner.

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mudworm on March 19, 2015, 09:40:33 AM

Now, how about this one?

(http://ww4.sinaimg.cn/bmiddle/8eb298e6jw1eqbe8crt9tj20fr0m8gn2.jpg)

Okay, happy Thursday!

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mynameismud on March 19, 2015, 11:23:45 AM

well played.

Title: Cat finds human drowned in tub (Re: A thread for sharing laughs)
Post by: mudworm on April 03, 2015, 09:18:21 AM

Oh no... he is not moving!
(http://ww4.sinaimg.cn/bmiddle/c0679ecagw1eqr1d34yvoj20gu0m8n00.jpg)

Oh s*!t... he's gone cold!!
(http://ww4.sinaimg.cn/bmiddle/c0679ecagw1eqr1bzeh3yj20kt0rsgo9.jpg)

Somebody please come and help!!!
(http://ww4.sinaimg.cn/bmiddle/c0679ecagw1eqr1bzklslj20l80rsju6.jpg)

Oh, God, please help!!!!
(http://ww1.sinaimg.cn/bmiddle/c0679ecagw1eqr1bzrnqcj20kl0rsmzx.jpg)

===TGIF===

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: clink on April 03, 2015, 10:13:56 AM

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Oh no... he is not moving!

That cat is traumatized will need years of therapy after what it saw. :)

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: clink on April 03, 2015, 10:19:35 AM

Hey Mudworm,

 We ran into your former indoor climbing partner at Pinns last weekend. Jeanny? She was with her family, daughter, and some friends.

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mudworm on April 03, 2015, 10:58:16 AM

Quote from: clink on April 03, 2015, 10:19:35 AM

We ran into your former indoor climbing partner at Pinns last weekend. Jeanny? She was with her family, daughter, and some friends.

Yes, Jeannie! She and her husband are also friends to Gavin and Alacia. They are an inspiring couple. The arrival of their daughter did not keep them away from the outdoors.

Title: Apple’s Siri and Microsoft’s Cortana ( Re: A thread for sharing laughs)
Post by: mudworm on April 09, 2015, 09:04:36 AM

(http://wmpoweruser.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Apple-Siri-Jealous-Microsoft-Cortana-349x620.jpg)

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: clink on April 09, 2015, 10:56:30 AM

On our road trip, Rachel asked Siri "My dad is an idiot,  what should I do?"  :D

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: Brad Young on April 09, 2015, 11:18:06 AM

Quote from: clink on April 09, 2015, 10:56:30 AM

On our road trip, Rachel asked Siri "My dad is an idiot,  what should I do?"  :D

Have Rachel post up what Siri said back to her….

Title: Smart Dogs (Re: A thread for sharing laughs)
Post by: mudworm on April 10, 2015, 10:06:19 AM

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===TGIF===

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: clink on April 11, 2015, 06:59:22 PM

Sorta like my kids. Maybe more intelligent.

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mudworm on April 11, 2015, 10:11:42 PM

Quote from: clink on April 11, 2015, 06:59:22 PM

Sorta like my kids. Maybe more intelligent.

I certainly hope this never happened to you.

(http://ww3.sinaimg.cn/bmiddle/8eb298e6gw1er1zc1m9kfg20b402zx6p.gif)

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: clink on April 12, 2015, 06:32:11 AM

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I certainly hope this never happened to you.

 No, ours was me on a bike pulling my brother Jim as fast as I could on his skateboard. We tied a rope to the bike and Jim wrapped his end around his wrist. This worked well until the skateboard stopped and Jim didn't.

Title: *sigh* Someone else's (Re: A thread for sharing laughs)
Post by: mudworm on April 15, 2015, 10:06:49 AM

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=====Happy Wednesday!=====

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mynameismud on April 15, 2015, 10:47:26 AM

funny, thanks.

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: clink on April 15, 2015, 11:04:44 AM

Very manly.

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mudworm on April 24, 2015, 07:49:19 PM

That smells awful!
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Hmmm...
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Dinner bell has been rung!
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It's so beautiful outside... so.... beau...ti...ful...
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I don't think the orange kitty is winning.
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=====TGIF=====

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mynameismud on April 24, 2015, 08:01:08 PM

that one made me laugh.

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: clink on April 25, 2015, 02:54:15 AM

The dog/sheep might be titled Affirmative Action.

Title: Problem tearing TP? (Re: A thread for sharing laughs)
Post by: mudworm on April 29, 2015, 07:45:06 PM

We have this invention that will help solve many people's frustration.

(http://ww3.sinaimg.cn/bmiddle/604e48d0jw1erlg2rl1ljg20bo07ke87.gif)

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: clink on April 30, 2015, 04:31:13 AM

Designed obviously by a frustrated Frenchman.

Title: Amazing or what? (Re: A thread for sharing laughs)
Post by: mudworm on May 12, 2015, 08:58:17 AM

Not much a laugh, but still...

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Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: clink on May 12, 2015, 06:44:52 PM

Cool^^

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mynameismud on May 13, 2015, 08:42:13 AM

I love that stuff.

Title: Me, a drug addict? (Re: A thread for sharing laughs)
Post by: mudworm on May 22, 2015, 06:30:31 PM

So, as many of you know, Mr. Mud would not go to the gym with me   :crying:, right? So, I've been using an online match site -- ClimbFind -- and usually have pretty good luck with it.   :prrr:  For this Saturday, I want to go to the Sunnyvale gym before I go pick up my nephew from school, but my regular partners (found through ClimbFind before) could not make it, so I posted a partner call. I found someone and had following interaction (Edit: shortened from what I posted earlier):

(http://www.mudncrud.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=70711&g2_serialNumber=2)

It took me a while to make connection between cracks and drug addict.

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: clink on May 22, 2015, 07:49:17 PM

Try the CAA.

Title: Their dog vs my dog (Re: A thread for sharing laughs)
Post by: mudworm on May 27, 2015, 03:05:58 PM

Their dog		My dog
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Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: clink on May 29, 2015, 03:42:51 PM

 Humorous comparisons. I should do a "my kids vs. their kids". Or "our guidebook compiler  vs. their guidebook author." ;D

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mungeclimber on June 19, 2015, 07:12:27 AM

Hit me up for gym sessions when you get back. I need to get in their.

F4, you hitting it too?

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: F4? on June 22, 2015, 04:27:35 PM

I could be tempted.

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mudworm on July 08, 2015, 01:13:46 PM

Quote from: mungeclimber on June 19, 2015, 07:12:27 AM

Hit me up for gym sessions when you get back. I need to get in their.

F4, you hitting it too?

Quote from: F4? on June 22, 2015, 04:27:35 PM

I could be tempted.

Bad thread jack, but anyone available at 8am this Saturday (for PGSV)? I might twist his arms.

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mynameismud on July 08, 2015, 04:41:04 PM

I could possibly be talked into some AM weakday sessions.

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: JC w KC redux on July 09, 2015, 02:58:14 PM

Quote from: mynameismud on Yesterday at 16:41:04

I could possibly be talked into some AM weakday sessions.
Mud - Which days are your weak days?

The last couple forum posts today should have been on this thread because they were damn funny imo.

Quote from: Brad Young on Today at 09:45:29

Among all the thread-jacking going on here I am totally lost now.
I thought 5:00 a.m. was the time Clink did his bubble baths?

Quote from: clink on Today at 12:28:05

Just baths, no bubbles.  I would only use bubbles to be modest if you were to bring me breakfast or give me a shoulder massage while I'm tubbing. This can all wait until the Inn trip.  Shocked

Quote from: clink on Today at 12:20:25

Let me know what time. Whatever it is, I will be 10 minutes late.  Evil

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: waldo on July 09, 2015, 04:09:51 PM

Quote from: JC w KC redux on July 09, 2015, 02:58:14 PM

Mud - Which days are your weak days?

The last couple forum posts today should have been on this thread because they were damn funny imo.

Where are you boys headed and when?

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mynameismud on July 09, 2015, 04:38:09 PM

Quote from: waldo on July 09, 2015, 04:09:51 PM

Where are you boys headed and when?

East Side.  I have not stated where.  It is a secret new bolting area.  Your welcome to join especially if you give everyone clink and JC a hard time.  Thinking upper parking lot around 8:30.

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mynameismud on July 09, 2015, 04:58:27 PM

Quote from: JC w KC redux on July 09, 2015, 02:58:14 PM

Mud - Which days are your weak days?

Every Weak Day and Weak End!

EDIT:  JC, I accidentally modified you post.  I tried to put it back to the way it was.  Accidentally hit modify instead of quote.  My apologies.   ???

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: clink on July 09, 2015, 10:38:45 PM

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It is a secret new bolting area.

Behind the PO curtain.

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Thinking upper parking lot around 8:30.

OK

Title: Wow, dude! (Re: A thread for sharing laughs)
Post by: mudworm on July 19, 2015, 09:31:37 PM

Edit: deleted due to the autoplay nature.

Now I see how cotton is harvested.

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mynameismud on July 19, 2015, 09:38:45 PM

Dude!   ???

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: clink on July 20, 2015, 05:08:36 AM

Quit smoking that stuff.

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: kylequeener on July 21, 2015, 05:03:06 PM

So this is where we keep the cat and dog memes...


* mind blown *

Title: Who is the boss? (Re: A thread for sharing laughs)
Post by: mudworm on July 22, 2015, 04:40:52 PM

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Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: F4? on July 22, 2015, 05:11:49 PM

Another reason to make me an admin.

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mynameismud on July 31, 2015, 06:30:30 AM

Need humor.  Feel fucking fifty two today.

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mudworm on July 31, 2015, 08:26:42 AM

Quote from: mynameismud on July 31, 2015, 06:30:30 AM

Need humor.  Feel fucking fifty two today.

Why? Did you feel slow like this 5.2 year old?

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Or, maybe you just need some good sleep.

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Don't fight it, or you may dose off at your desk.

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Sometimes, you just need to lie down.

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Or maybe you just need some good entertainment.

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Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: Brad Young on July 31, 2015, 08:41:06 AM

Alright Pumpkin, I'll try to raise your spirits with a few clean ones:

1. What goes "Ha ha ha ha ha… CLUNK."

(Someone laughing their head off.)


2. What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

(Make me one… with everything.)


3. What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?

(Dam.)


4. What' the difference between crappy golfers and crappy climbers?

(One goes "WHAACK… oh shit.")

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: Brad Young on July 31, 2015, 08:45:58 AM

5. Where do they get virgin wool?

(Ugly sheep.)


6. How does a church make holy water?

(It boils the hell out of it.)


7. What's the difference between snot and cauliflower?

(Babies won't eat cauliflower.)


8. How's a Tennessee divorce like a Texas tornado?

(Well, no matter what happens, someone is going to lose a trailer home.)

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mudworm on July 31, 2015, 09:25:27 AM

Remember this?

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mudworm on July 31, 2015, 09:29:19 AM

Quote from: Brad Young on July 31, 2015, 08:45:58 AM

6. How does a church make holy water?

(It boils the hell out of it.)

I cracked at this one.

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mynameismud on July 31, 2015, 09:53:29 AM

thank you, that helped.

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: clink on July 31, 2015, 11:45:23 AM

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Toad.
Toad who?
I already toad you.

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: clink on August 01, 2015, 07:25:12 AM

Quote

what does a nosy pepper do?

it gets jalapeno business.
 

How do you drown a Hipster?

In the mainstream.

 

Why are cops like a box of chocolates ?

Because they'll both kill your dog...

Quote

At a train station in Wyoming a cowboy, an Indian and a Muslim get on train. The three all exchange some small talk and after a bit the cowboy pulls his Stetson over his eyes for a nap. The Indian looks out at the plains rolling past and says to the Muslim "We were once many but now we are few".

The Muslim smiling, replies, "We were once few but now we are many".

The cowboy raises the brim of his hat and states "We haven't played cowboys and Muslims yet".
 


   

My mother-in-law will never live long enough to be as old as she looks.
 


After years of wondering why he didn’t look like any of his siblings,
a man finally collected the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted.

“Yes, you were adopted,” his mother replied as she started to cry softly,
“but it didn’t work out and they brought you back.”

 ;)

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mynameismud on August 01, 2015, 10:13:25 AM

those were good clink.

Title: I like dogs too! (Re: A thread for sharing laughs)
Post by: mudworm on August 03, 2015, 12:55:44 PM

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Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 03, 2015, 05:11:05 PM

I like to dog on the right at the end that just chomps the ice cream cone. We must be related :)

Title: Made In China can save your life (Re: A thread for sharing laughs)
Post by: mudworm on August 11, 2015, 02:15:08 PM

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P.S. Unrelated... If you find this page take a long time to load, that's because of all the images. Do you know that you can change your own setting to display newest posts on top? That way, your screen does not need to finish loading all the pics for you to see the newest post (if you have it displayed the default way -- at the bottom).

How? (top) Profile -> (left) Look and Layout Preferences -> Check "Show most recent posts at the top."

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mynameismud on August 11, 2015, 02:33:04 PM

Nice dismount by the bicycles.  Wonder if that cop car ever stops?

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mudworm on August 11, 2015, 03:07:57 PM

Quote from: mynameismud on August 11, 2015, 02:33:04 PM

Wonder if that cop car ever stops?

I hope not -- It had better have gone chasing that crazy SUV! Some people are so ruthless.

Quote from: mynameismud on August 11, 2015, 02:33:04 PM

Nice dismount by the bicycles. 

Oh, I just noticed the play on the words.  :D

Title: Caption contest? (Re: A thread for sharing laughs)
Post by: mudworm on August 15, 2015, 10:17:37 PM

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Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: clink on August 16, 2015, 07:18:13 AM

Business model.

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: clink on August 16, 2015, 09:49:13 AM

Or, JC having a visor mishap.

What KC has to deal with from corporate.

Route finding noob.

I should get a chimp.

Brad dehydrated with low blood sugar, trying to decide which blazing hot pinnacle to climb while doing research for the guide.

Aaron when someone mentions hooking.

Our next President on the things that really matter to most of us.

Trail building this year without James on the grounds..

Dog injected with Beyer thought inducing serum in a social skills study.

Geoff and myself as teenagers arriving in Yosemite to climb a wall after climbing a couple 5.9s at Pinns. Look the guide says it's only 5.9 and aid!

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mynameismud on August 16, 2015, 10:44:04 AM

not sure what was funnier, the video or some of clinks captions.

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mudworm on August 16, 2015, 07:48:18 PM

clink, nice!  :D

Title: Everybody's childhood (Re: A thread for sharing laughs)
Post by: mudworm on August 17, 2015, 02:17:03 PM

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Happy Monday!

Title: For you dog owners (Re: A thread for sharing laughs)
Post by: mudworm on October 22, 2015, 11:47:10 AM

Educational and funny.

Title: Hot! (Re: A thread for sharing laughs)
Post by: mudworm on June 02, 2016, 02:25:07 PM

It's really hot!

Can't you tell?

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Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mynameismud on June 02, 2016, 10:12:06 PM

What the heck

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mudworm on June 02, 2016, 10:15:56 PM

There is the line for the red light...

And then there is the line for the shade...  :D

Nobody got it? 

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mynameismud on June 02, 2016, 10:18:28 PM

dang funny once it was explained to me

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: mudworm on June 02, 2016, 10:48:57 PM

Testing forum error that seems to only happen to Mr. Mud. Hmm!

Edit: again, no error for me!

Title: Re: A thread for sharing laughs
Post by: clink on June 03, 2016, 04:42:46 AM

Now I also comprehend.