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Title: Hindsight
Post by: Brad Young on May 05, 2016, 06:23:35 PM

I don't have a photo of it, but Vicki is being abusive toward me.

Ten minutes ago she texted that she was starting the drive home from Sacramento (in my car which she took down there).

I texted that that was good. Also, tired of the cliche "drive safely," I texted: "Drive like a bat out of hell."

She texted back: "I suppose your Subie has that on autopilot?"

Title: Hindsight
Post by: clink on May 05, 2016, 07:09:30 PM

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Ten minutes ago she texted that she was starting the drive home from Sacramento (in my car which she took down there).

What's with the elevation related directions? It's up there. Australia is down under...

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I texted that that was good. Also, tired of the cliche "drive safely," I texted: "Drive like a bat out of hell."

She texted back: "I suppose your Subie has that on autopilot?"

I wouldn't disclose that you text a lot and drive a "Subie"

Title: Hindsight
Post by: Brad Young on May 05, 2016, 08:16:04 PM

Quote from: clink on May 05, 2016, 07:09:30 PM

What's with the elevation related directions? It's up there. Australia is down under...

Up and down can refer to elevation, not just latitude.

As in: Twain Harte is higher (i.e. inherently superior, of greater value) and Sacramento is lower (i.e. inferior, of lesser value).

Title: Hindsight
Post by: clink on May 06, 2016, 05:17:42 AM

 Sonoran Opinionated Snobs. The SOS(who really need help but don't know it) or BAPs, all the same from up and over there.

 Isn't Twain Hart a subdivision of Sonora?

 Do I still have an invite on Memorial Day?

Title: Hindsight
Post by: Brad Young on May 06, 2016, 06:22:09 AM

Quote from: clink on May 06, 2016, 05:17:42 AM

Do I still have an invite on Memorial Day?

Of course. You and all of your beauties are always welcome (five second notice rule applies, honk at the top of the driveway).

(Better explain the phrase "you and all of your beauties" before it is too late: It refers to Martha and the girls, and most emphatically not to the nice looking parts which you probably no longer or never even had.)

Title: Hindsight
Post by: clink on May 06, 2016, 06:57:35 AM

My days of ass modeling are far from over.

Title: Hindsight
Post by: Brad Young on May 06, 2016, 07:55:39 AM

Quote from: clink on May 06, 2016, 06:57:35 AM

My days of ass modeling are far from over.

Sometimes you're way too hard on yourself. None of us really thinks you're an ass. Lemme fix that for you:

"My days of jerk modeling are far from over."

"My days of unpleasant fellow modeling are far from over."

Much better.

Oh, and speaking of coming up on Memorial weekend, the dogwoods are in bloom:

(https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7776/26785115771_02ace4ae0f_b.jpg)


(https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7321/26785113661_d3aed1fc1f_c.jpg)

Title: Hindsight
Post by: waldo on May 06, 2016, 11:15:28 AM

Quote from: clink on May 06, 2016, 06:57:35 AM

My days of ass modeling are far from over.

I'm greatly relieved to know it. I was worried that you wouldn't be able to take my place.

Title: Re: Hindsight
Post by: NOAL on May 06, 2016, 05:27:55 PM

hey if you got it flaunt it.

Title: Re: Hindsight
Post by: F4? on May 07, 2016, 07:31:49 AM

Hmmm, Memorial weekend up in Sonora...tempting, very tempting.

I might bring the crew with me.