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Title: Clink Jokes...
Post by: mungeclimber on October 13, 2017, 10:29:40 AM: Quote
Why did the chicken do the King Swing?

Because it takes freak'n forever to peck free holds in granite with a beak.

I shouldn't laugh at this, but I did.
Title: Re: Clink Jokes...
Post by: mynameismud on October 13, 2017, 11:23:23 AM: dude. that is not funny
Title: Re: Clink Jokes...
Post by: clink on October 13, 2017, 11:37:45 AM: ;)
Title: Re: Clink Jokes...
Post by: mungeclimber on October 13, 2017, 11:59:34 AM: Quote from: mynameismud on October 13, 2017, 11:23:23 AM
dude. that is not funny

ok, let's hear your big wall/Yosemite jokes?
Title: Re: Clink Jokes...
Post by: mynameismud on October 13, 2017, 02:22:19 PM: nope, mine are not funny.
:-[
Title: Re: Clink Jokes...
Post by: NOAL on October 13, 2017, 02:32:15 PM: clink jokes vs. brad jokes. thoughts? should they do stand up routines @ the trail work event?
Title: Re: Clink Jokes...
Post by: Brad Young on October 13, 2017, 02:47:39 PM: Quote from: mungeclimber on October 13, 2017, 11:59:34 AM

ok, let's hear your big wall/Yosemite jokes?

OK: What's the difference between a big-wall climber and a golfer?
Title: Re: Clink Jokes...
Post by: Brad Young on October 13, 2017, 02:49:28 PM: Quote from: NOAL on October 13, 2017, 02:32:15 PM

clink jokes vs. brad jokes. thoughts? should they do stand up routines @ the trail work event?

Hey, I bitterly resemble that....

Actually they're DAD jokes. A required element of fatherhood. He does it well and I think I do too (just ask our daughters, none of whom really mean the eye rolls).
Title: Re: Clink Jokes...
Post by: clink on October 13, 2017, 03:04:47 PM: Quote
OK: What's the difference between a big-wall climber and a golfer?

The golfer plays with smaller balls?
Title: Re: Clink Jokes...
Post by: mynameismud on October 13, 2017, 04:17:04 PM: Quote from: NOAL on October 13, 2017, 02:32:15 PM
clink jokes vs. brad jokes. thoughts? should they do stand up routines @ the trail work event?

can we throw rotten fruit?
Title: Re: Clink Jokes...
Post by: NOAL on October 13, 2017, 04:34:07 PM: you bring the fruit. I'll bring the mustard.
Title: Re: Clink Jokes...
Post by: mungeclimber on October 13, 2017, 04:41:28 PM: Quote from: NOAL on October 13, 2017, 04:34:07 PM
... I'll bring the mustard.

whoa! You guys play for keeps! Tuff Crowd!
Title: Re: Clink Jokes...
Post by: F4? on October 13, 2017, 05:33:58 PM: All hail Clink!!!
:ciappa: :aureola:
Title: Re: Clink Jokes...
Post by: Brad Young on October 13, 2017, 06:19:26 PM: Quote from: NOAL on October 13, 2017, 04:34:07 PM

I'll bring the mustard.

Yep. I'm out. Mustard: BLECH!
Title: Re: Clink Jokes...
Post by: Brad Young on October 13, 2017, 06:20:39 PM: Quote from: Brad Young on October 13, 2017, 02:47:39 PM

OK: What's the difference between a big-wall climber and a golfer?

It's all about what noises they make. With a golfer the noise is: "Wack...oh shit!"
Title: Re: Clink Jokes...
Post by: mynameismud on October 13, 2017, 07:22:26 PM: Holy sheep dip, Brad actually told a funny joke.

And, mustard is always a safe bet.
Title: Re: Clink Jokes...
Post by: JC w KC redux on October 13, 2017, 07:29:16 PM: Quote from: Brad Young on October 13, 2017, 06:20:39 PM
It's all about what noises they make. With a golfer the noise is: "Wack...oh shit!"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...clunk :out: :prrr: