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Sitting and Day Dreaming => Mud Puddle => Topic started by: F4? on December 24, 2019, 08:04:30 PM

Title: Merry X-Mass
Post by: F4? on December 24, 2019, 08:04:30 PM

And to all a good night!!!

Title: Re: Merry X-Mass
Post by: clink on December 24, 2019, 09:01:22 PM

  Twas

Title: Re: Merry X-Mass
Post by: Brad Young on December 25, 2019, 08:04:38 AM

Ho ho ho.

Title: Re: Merry X-Mass
Post by: clink on December 25, 2019, 08:28:34 AM

 "Twas the night before Christmas, when a snowed out Sierra climber found himself cynical
About the early morning departure to a place called Pinnacles;
 The cams were left hanging, with the 70 meter
The Sonora Pass Guidebook when repacking, accidentally left on the heater;
 The poor rock quality was rumored, or so he had heard,
To be consistent with mud, strewn with prehistoric turds;
 Arriving before sunrise, the temp was much colder
Than an outhouse (a former local happened to be sitting in), outside of Boulder;
 The party he was to meet, was nowhere in sight
F'ing GPS had brought him to the wrong side;
 
 ...(to be continued)
 
 

 

Title: Re: Merry X-Mass
Post by: F4? on December 25, 2019, 08:53:04 AM

Nice clink!

Title: Re: Merry X-Mass
Post by: BAP on December 26, 2019, 12:11:45 PM

Nice poem, Clink.
Can't wait to read part 2...

Title: Re: Merry X-Mass
Post by: F4? on December 26, 2019, 06:36:01 PM

So Clink, one morning Jake and I were racking up on the west side.

A reporter drives up...”I’m here for the condor release.”

We helped him realize that basically he was on the wrong side!!

He took a few poser pictures of us and proceeded to drive away to the Eastside.

Carry on with part 2.