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Title: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 04, 2020, 07:51:59 PM
Surely there has to be a top 11 list of best places in the Monument to take a dump?
West Side Restroom, it gets the am sun. evening sucks

Top of Machete? Little exposed
Unmentionable

Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: clink on February 04, 2020, 08:10:08 PM

 Once Around the Backside
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: waldo on February 04, 2020, 08:11:57 PM
I agree with Clink: location, location, location.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: squiddo on February 04, 2020, 08:19:53 PM
Surely there has to be a top 11 list of best places in the Monument to take a dump?
West Side Restroom, it gets the am sun. evening sucks

Top of Machete? Little exposed
Unmentionable



Dude, are you really that bored.....
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 04, 2020, 08:25:04 PM


Drop Zone or if you need some extra cash - Turd Merchant.

Can You Spare A Square?
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: clink on February 04, 2020, 08:43:12 PM
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Dude, are you really that bored.....

 It's F4, and yes, he is that bored. There is no peace for the wicked and it is F4's destiny to ensure it be so.

 
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 04, 2020, 10:02:23 PM
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Dude, are you really that bored.....
Let me think about it.....YUP, I am pretty bored.

True, it's about the location.

I like Drop Zone, adds a new dimension to the route.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 05, 2020, 07:18:46 AM
Plenty of other choices.

Dysentery Direct

Triple X

Excremental Pinnacle (aka Seldom Seen Pinnacle)

Dog Do Afternoon

Flies on a Pile

ATDS
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 05, 2020, 07:45:01 AM

for clink

(https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4387/37056013812_a58d3777d0_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 05, 2020, 08:28:59 AM

Now I would suggest we dump this thread, never speak of it again and get back to the other mud  :idea: :yesnod: :thumbup: :out: :ciappa:
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: Brad Young on February 05, 2020, 08:32:11 AM

Now I would suggest we dump this thread, never speak of it again and get back to the other mud  :idea: :yesnod: :thumbup: :out: :ciappa:


Yeah man, no shit!

Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 05, 2020, 02:06:23 PM
Clink looks like you need more veggies there, less hair and bones.

Nice of JC to inspect your crap.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 05, 2020, 04:05:10 PM
Clink looks like you need more veggies there, less hair and bones.

Nice of JC to inspect your crap.

That is clink's meanderthal paw.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 05, 2020, 05:32:25 PM

Crow Crap

Dumpster
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 05, 2020, 05:58:39 PM
So back to the original topic

-High Peaks near Little Javelina
-Near the Shaft, great view of the Salinas Valley (good cell service)
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: waldo on February 05, 2020, 07:01:07 PM
Heffalump?
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 05, 2020, 07:03:00 PM
 More obvious choices;

The Toilet Seat

Crap Chute

Can we stop now? :yesnod: :thumbup: :biggrin: :frown2: :arf:
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 05, 2020, 11:11:53 PM
Old original has a few good spots.

Condor condiment as well

Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: clink on February 06, 2020, 08:35:46 PM
 The new guidebook will be large enough to facilitate cleaning for a multitude of backcountry dumps. Hope the paper isn't to glossy.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 06, 2020, 10:01:48 PM
True clink, the guide does have many uses.

Plus glossy =weight
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 07, 2020, 06:51:00 AM

Appropriate for a Special Edition - The Gag

Or for a day when you are struggling to get to a good spot in time - Splatter Matt
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 07, 2020, 09:35:14 AM
Clink is there a method to using the guide? Do you use pages by FA? Or area?
Say neglected valley goes 1st?
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: NOAL on February 07, 2020, 11:08:50 AM
All the pages in the back with the little blank square boxes next to the route name get wiped first. What's next......
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: clink on February 07, 2020, 05:12:41 PM

 The method.
1. Make absolutely sure that none of the authors of the guidebook are above you and in range to lob loadstones in the direction of tearing noises coming from the chaparral.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: clink on February 07, 2020, 05:44:14 PM

2. If the page you tear out has a photo of your climbing partner on it, please use with the photo facing out as a token of respect. You may not want an extra 10 feet of slack in the belay
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: NOAL on February 07, 2020, 08:36:16 PM
Just three more posts and the forum board is screen shot gold!
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 07, 2020, 08:47:50 PM
Well I was wondering if it’s like some folks on the forum whom cross a route off. So once done with an area, riiipppp.

That would sell more guides.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 07, 2020, 08:50:50 PM
Another alternative is to use smooth stones.

Squiddo calls that being savage.

Hugs and kisses!!
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 07, 2020, 08:52:33 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 08, 2020, 08:31:25 PM

I dug deep into the bowels of my my-und for this one. The best place I know of (and the most civilized) is the outhouse at Chalone Peak - what a view and you can prop the door open too  :yikes: :thumbup: :out: :arf:
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 08, 2020, 08:50:59 PM
Chalone Peak? True I am sure on a clear day the view would be good.

It’s just the walk to get there.

On the list for this year....the hike.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 08, 2020, 08:58:38 PM
Chalone Peak? True I am sure on a clear day the view would be good.

It’s just the walk to get there.

On the list for this year....the hike.

Great hike and if you haven't had enough fiber the exercise will help.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 09, 2020, 05:30:52 AM

I forgot to mention that evidently someone thought Discovery Wall was a good place to go. We were at Entrance yesterday and there was brown-stained teepee in a squatty spot in the bushes just behind us. Classy.

I was amazed by the number of hikers passing through there in the time it took BAP and KC to climb the route. I was surprised by the lack of climbers out yesterday. I talked to two parties of two (while we were at Entrance) and saw one other party climbing (at Discovery). There were a few people at Monolith on our way out to the Thumb but that was it. 
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 09, 2020, 08:46:34 PM
Nope, this thread is not dead yet!!
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: clink on February 09, 2020, 09:36:11 PM
Yep, it's like a nuke in a silo.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 10, 2020, 06:14:23 AM

Plop goes the weasel.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 10, 2020, 07:36:32 PM
How about the hardest place to pinch a loaf?

Piglet Pinnacle, your partner would not be happy given the small space
Top of Monolith. no place to hide

Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 10, 2020, 08:33:18 PM

Which is more effective fiber? Chamise or Digger Pine?

Should we spin off a Best Place to take a leak thread?
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: NOAL on February 10, 2020, 09:39:06 PM
West Side talus caves.  Nobody will see you or it.....well maybe
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 10, 2020, 09:54:38 PM
In the caves is barbaric.

Sun is needed to help composting.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: NOAL on February 10, 2020, 10:33:14 PM
The acoustics are superb.  Bring a wag bag.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: NOAL on February 10, 2020, 10:36:22 PM
 I think they should helicopter an outhouse onto the top of the monolith.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: clink on February 10, 2020, 10:52:31 PM
 Where is the best place to dump a body?
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 11, 2020, 05:55:57 AM
In the caves is barbaric.

This thread is barbaric
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 11, 2020, 05:56:56 AM
I think they should helicopter an outhouse onto the top of the monolith.

A Starbucks would be better,
They have clean bathrooms too.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 11, 2020, 05:57:25 AM
Where is the best place to dump a body?

Aromas.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 11, 2020, 09:28:56 AM
Neglected valley for peace.

Yaks has the peace, but the view is okay.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: briham89 on February 11, 2020, 09:44:50 AM
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This thread is barbaric

I think that is giving it too much credit....
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 11, 2020, 04:13:37 PM
Neglected valley for peace.

Yaks has the peace, but the view is okay.

Which is more peaceful? Neglected or Deserted Valley?

This thread gives me the Yaks.

C'mon dump fans - we need a lot of posts quickly to get NOAL's forum gold.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 11, 2020, 04:16:30 PM

Pinns would have been nice today (temps hit 70)...

and certainly better than driving to Roseville to dump off the camper for warranty work (that was my day).
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 11, 2020, 04:52:57 PM
Well truth be told we all try to take care of business at the parking lot office, but sometimes when you gotta go....
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 11, 2020, 05:00:12 PM
...,as I was saying...best to always carry some TP from the restrooms.

Choosing your location has a few factors to be factored
-View
-sun exposure
-cell service (unless you hauled the guide with you or the Sentinal)
-terroir

........
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 11, 2020, 05:13:13 PM
Well truth be told we all try to take care of business at the parking lot office, but sometimes when you gotta go....

What if you're like the dude in American Pie and can only go at home?
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 11, 2020, 05:14:08 PM
West Side talus caves. 

Gives new meaning to rock chips.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 11, 2020, 05:15:21 PM
...,as I was saying...best to always carry some TP from the restrooms.

I prefer the paper towels.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 11, 2020, 05:17:44 PM
Well you don’t want use shinny oak leaves...

Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 11, 2020, 05:18:07 PM
Choosing your location has a few factors to be factored
-View
-sun exposure
-cell service (unless you hauled the guide with you or the Sentinal)

If you need to read or make a phone call you're clearly not doing it right, severely fiber deficient or dehydrated.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 11, 2020, 05:19:32 PM

Choosing your location has a few factors to be factored
-terroir
........

Now you're starting to wine.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 11, 2020, 05:23:52 PM

Holiday choices?

Holiday Ordeal
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 11, 2020, 05:37:58 PM
Well some of the old folks may need some time to take care of their business.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 11, 2020, 05:41:04 PM
Now the worst places could require its own thread
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: clink on February 11, 2020, 06:25:27 PM

Don't forget your mountain money for that clean, fresh feeling.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: NOAL on February 11, 2020, 07:03:16 PM
With this thread, F4'S first hand knowledge, a high fiber diet, and a year of fieldwork I think he can make a guidebook.

"A Shitter's Guide to Pinnacles"

Good luck getting it sold in the Visitor's Center.

Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: NOAL on February 11, 2020, 07:05:21 PM
2 more!!!
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 11, 2020, 07:14:06 PM
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"A Shitter's Guide to Pinnacles"

Sounds good.

I need to do some field work.

I seriously think that Chalone Peak might take the cake, or turd.

My biggest gripe about the Monument facilities, well there are 2x really:
-Eastside had no lights.
-East and West sides are not heated.

I pay $20, I'd like a heated bathroom.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 11, 2020, 07:15:31 PM
and 2nd top place has to be somewhere amongst the High Peaks.

Maybe around Little Javelina, with that view.

My work is done for today.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: clink on February 11, 2020, 07:42:24 PM
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"A Shitter's Guide to Pinnacles"

 A journey into movements along the fault line.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 11, 2020, 08:40:11 PM
My work is done for today.

ding ding ding ding ding

we have a winner  :puke:
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 11, 2020, 08:41:20 PM
A journey into movements along the fault line.

can't believe clino is still up  :sleep: :lol: :out:
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 11, 2020, 08:44:51 PM
With this thread, F4'S first hand knowledge, a high fiber diet, and a year of fieldwork I think he can make a guidebook.

"A Shitter's Guide to Pinnacles"

Good luck getting it sold in the Visitor's Center.

This wins funniest post on the thread...pants...er...I mean...hands down  :lol:
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: waldo on February 11, 2020, 09:39:29 PM
It won't sell without a rating scale. Give me an example of a 5.2. What might 5.8+ mean? 5.10? Forget about it. Drop Zone?
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 12, 2020, 05:06:46 AM
It won't sell without a rating scale.

I think it is more about quality than getting past the difficulties.
If anyone is having difficulty I recommend a couple prunes before bed and call me in the morning.

Definitely need to assign stars to each location but F4 will have the final say.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 12, 2020, 05:30:27 AM
I'd like a heated bathroom.

Heat Seeking Bombardier
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: clink on February 12, 2020, 06:30:56 AM
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can't believe clino is still up  Sleep Laugh Out Loud Out

 And you are up so early that i figure you overindulged into the bag of prunes  ;D
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 12, 2020, 06:35:19 AM
And you are up so early that i figure you overindulged into the bag of prunes  ;D

I don't need no stinking prunes...

I do however seem to be on the clino sleep schedule.
Let's do one alpine start some warm morning and I can start calling you clink again.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 12, 2020, 06:36:23 AM

Tiburcio's treasure

(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/49525077288_fc72a869e8_z.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 12, 2020, 07:16:33 AM
Drop Zone?

You're a little late to the party waldo but that's okay - at least you decided to play the game.


Drop Zone or if you need some extra cash - Turd Merchant.

Can You Spare A Square?

Don Pardo...tell him what he has won!

(https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4387/37056013812_a58d3777d0_o.jpg)

Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: clink on February 12, 2020, 12:40:18 PM
 This thread is an embarrassment to our wonderful Community and most respectful climbing forum.
 The word "dump" is crude and should be replaced with #2 for starters. The amount of posting on this elementary thread needs to be reduced. Try limiting your posting, if you cannot resist posting, to posting only when actually on the can. If you end up with more than 2 posts per day see on this thread, see a physician.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: NOAL on February 12, 2020, 01:46:17 PM
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This thread is an embarrassment to our wonderful Community and most respectful climbing forum. 

Yeah, before you know it someone will post a comment on mountain project about how theres only 5 old guys on mudncrud and all they talk about is where to take a dump.  How embarrassing!!!  The last thing anybody wants is to be embarrassed.  The horror. 

In no way do I support pooping in the park and not disposing of your waste properly.  Bring a wag bag and when your climbing partner is not looking slip it in the bottom of their pack. They can dispose of it when they get home.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 12, 2020, 03:44:08 PM
Clink being serious??

Yeah Noal, the wag bag is the best means. We used to use them on Shasta.

I tried once and Mungie laid down the law....get rid of it!!
Not enough kiddy litter I suspect.

Had it been him, the poop would have been in the other pack so to say.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: clink on February 12, 2020, 03:52:19 PM
 Horrific consequences.

 Speaking of which,
 You can put your tongue in someone else's cheek some of the time.
 You can put your tongue in your own cheek all of the time, but there are some cheeks you don't want your tongue near anytime.
 
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on February 12, 2020, 04:21:47 PM
I can start another PC correct thread....

Best 5.8 on the monument

Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: NOAL on February 12, 2020, 04:36:45 PM
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Best 5.8 on the monument

I would save that for a group email.

Maybe something more like what's better racking on harness or gear sling and is it better to have gates out or in? Ah the classics.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on March 05, 2020, 06:08:13 PM
Maybe Mr Mud has some insights to share??
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: mudworm on March 05, 2020, 08:47:08 PM
Can I be naughty (since the admins appear to have disappeared)? Seeing the title of this thread, I immediately wanted to contribute this wonderful solution to this wonderful forum of all these wonderful folks:

(https://bbs.wenxuecity.com/upload/album/62/b1/a3/14e1b77745658AnZza0c.jpeg)

It cleans up after you without you needing to "flush", and the best part is your loved ones will never need to worry that they will lose track of your important business.

(https://bbs.wenxuecity.com/upload/album/62/b1/a3/14e1b7774491rtmU3isw.png)

 ;D

Oh wait, I AM the admin! Hmmm... is this post against our posting policy? Let me look up the manual....

Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: mynameismud on March 06, 2020, 10:40:10 AM
Brad will have to go on a diet in order to get his bum to fit in there.
 ;D
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on March 06, 2020, 11:10:24 AM
Admin policy is under your right desk, in the back, far back.

Can we get it to stay on the front page?


That app might be good for Mr. Mud. them folk folks need to be tracked. he might fall asleep on the toilet.

A cool project would be to have a map of the monument and pictures linked to that spot....and it's view (this is non-poop related).

Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: NOAL on March 07, 2020, 07:42:02 PM
BUMP! Err. DUMP!
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on June 03, 2020, 10:08:11 PM
Bump, or should I say dump.
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: clink on June 14, 2020, 03:36:38 PM
Dinner last night was at the Super Taqueria. I love that place.

Must Turd Gas
Title: Re: Best Place to take a dump
Post by: F4? on October 15, 2020, 06:54:31 PM
Can this thread get a stickie?

Now I prefer the W-side restrooms as they get that nice evening sun.

W-Side, no lights, too dark.