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Climbing and ... Climbing => Masters of Mud -- Pinnacles => Topic started by: F4? on February 04, 2020, 07:51:59 PM
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Surely there has to be a top 11 list of best places in the Monument to take a dump?
West Side Restroom, it gets the am sun. evening sucks
Top of Machete? Little exposed
Unmentionable
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Once Around the Backside
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I agree with Clink: location, location, location.
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Surely there has to be a top 11 list of best places in the Monument to take a dump?
West Side Restroom, it gets the am sun. evening sucks
Top of Machete? Little exposed
Unmentionable
Dude, are you really that bored.....
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Drop Zone or if you need some extra cash - Turd Merchant.
Can You Spare A Square?
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Dude, are you really that bored.....
It's F4, and yes, he is that bored. There is no peace for the wicked and it is F4's destiny to ensure it be so.
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Dude, are you really that bored.....
Let me think about it.....YUP, I am pretty bored.
True, it's about the location.
I like Drop Zone, adds a new dimension to the route.
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Plenty of other choices.
Dysentery Direct
Triple X
Excremental Pinnacle (aka Seldom Seen Pinnacle)
Dog Do Afternoon
Flies on a Pile
ATDS
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for clink
(https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4387/37056013812_a58d3777d0_o.jpg)
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Now I would suggest we dump this thread, never speak of it again and get back to the other mud :idea: :yesnod: :thumbup: :out: :ciappa:
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Now I would suggest we dump this thread, never speak of it again and get back to the other mud :idea: :yesnod: :thumbup: :out: :ciappa:
Yeah man, no shit!
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Clink looks like you need more veggies there, less hair and bones.
Nice of JC to inspect your crap.
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Clink looks like you need more veggies there, less hair and bones.
Nice of JC to inspect your crap.
That is clink's meanderthal paw.
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Crow Crap
Dumpster
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So back to the original topic
-High Peaks near Little Javelina
-Near the Shaft, great view of the Salinas Valley (good cell service)
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Heffalump?
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More obvious choices;
The Toilet Seat
Crap Chute
Can we stop now? :yesnod: :thumbup: :biggrin: :frown2: :arf:
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Old original has a few good spots.
Condor condiment as well
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The new guidebook will be large enough to facilitate cleaning for a multitude of backcountry dumps. Hope the paper isn't to glossy.
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True clink, the guide does have many uses.
Plus glossy =weight
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Appropriate for a Special Edition - The Gag
Or for a day when you are struggling to get to a good spot in time - Splatter Matt
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Clink is there a method to using the guide? Do you use pages by FA? Or area?
Say neglected valley goes 1st?
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All the pages in the back with the little blank square boxes next to the route name get wiped first. What's next......
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The method.
1. Make absolutely sure that none of the authors of the guidebook are above you and in range to lob loadstones in the direction of tearing noises coming from the chaparral.
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2. If the page you tear out has a photo of your climbing partner on it, please use with the photo facing out as a token of respect. You may not want an extra 10 feet of slack in the belay
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Just three more posts and the forum board is screen shot gold!
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Well I was wondering if it’s like some folks on the forum whom cross a route off. So once done with an area, riiipppp.
That would sell more guides.
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Another alternative is to use smooth stones.
Squiddo calls that being savage.
Hugs and kisses!!
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;D
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I dug deep into the bowels of my my-und for this one. The best place I know of (and the most civilized) is the outhouse at Chalone Peak - what a view and you can prop the door open too :yikes: :thumbup: :out: :arf:
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Chalone Peak? True I am sure on a clear day the view would be good.
It’s just the walk to get there.
On the list for this year....the hike.
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Chalone Peak? True I am sure on a clear day the view would be good.
It’s just the walk to get there.
On the list for this year....the hike.
Great hike and if you haven't had enough fiber the exercise will help.
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I forgot to mention that evidently someone thought Discovery Wall was a good place to go. We were at Entrance yesterday and there was brown-stained teepee in a squatty spot in the bushes just behind us. Classy.
I was amazed by the number of hikers passing through there in the time it took BAP and KC to climb the route. I was surprised by the lack of climbers out yesterday. I talked to two parties of two (while we were at Entrance) and saw one other party climbing (at Discovery). There were a few people at Monolith on our way out to the Thumb but that was it.
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Nope, this thread is not dead yet!!
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Yep, it's like a nuke in a silo.
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Plop goes the weasel.
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How about the hardest place to pinch a loaf?
Piglet Pinnacle, your partner would not be happy given the small space
Top of Monolith. no place to hide
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Which is more effective fiber? Chamise or Digger Pine?
Should we spin off a Best Place to take a leak thread?
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West Side talus caves. Nobody will see you or it.....well maybe
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In the caves is barbaric.
Sun is needed to help composting.
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The acoustics are superb. Bring a wag bag.
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I think they should helicopter an outhouse onto the top of the monolith.
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Where is the best place to dump a body?
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In the caves is barbaric.
This thread is barbaric
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I think they should helicopter an outhouse onto the top of the monolith.
A Starbucks would be better,
They have clean bathrooms too.
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Where is the best place to dump a body?
Aromas.
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Neglected valley for peace.
Yaks has the peace, but the view is okay.
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This thread is barbaric
I think that is giving it too much credit....
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Neglected valley for peace.
Yaks has the peace, but the view is okay.
Which is more peaceful? Neglected or Deserted Valley?
This thread gives me the Yaks.
C'mon dump fans - we need a lot of posts quickly to get NOAL's forum gold.
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Pinns would have been nice today (temps hit 70)...
and certainly better than driving to Roseville to dump off the camper for warranty work (that was my day).
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Well truth be told we all try to take care of business at the parking lot office, but sometimes when you gotta go....
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...,as I was saying...best to always carry some TP from the restrooms.
Choosing your location has a few factors to be factored
-View
-sun exposure
-cell service (unless you hauled the guide with you or the Sentinal)
-terroir
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Well truth be told we all try to take care of business at the parking lot office, but sometimes when you gotta go....
What if you're like the dude in American Pie and can only go at home?
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West Side talus caves.
Gives new meaning to rock chips.
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...,as I was saying...best to always carry some TP from the restrooms.
I prefer the paper towels.
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Well you don’t want use shinny oak leaves...
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Choosing your location has a few factors to be factored
-View
-sun exposure
-cell service (unless you hauled the guide with you or the Sentinal)
If you need to read or make a phone call you're clearly not doing it right, severely fiber deficient or dehydrated.
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Choosing your location has a few factors to be factored
-terroir
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Now you're starting to wine.
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Holiday choices?
Holiday Ordeal
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Well some of the old folks may need some time to take care of their business.
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Now the worst places could require its own thread
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Don't forget your mountain money for that clean, fresh feeling.
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With this thread, F4'S first hand knowledge, a high fiber diet, and a year of fieldwork I think he can make a guidebook.
"A Shitter's Guide to Pinnacles"
Good luck getting it sold in the Visitor's Center.
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2 more!!!
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"A Shitter's Guide to Pinnacles"
Sounds good.
I need to do some field work.
I seriously think that Chalone Peak might take the cake, or turd.
My biggest gripe about the Monument facilities, well there are 2x really:
-Eastside had no lights.
-East and West sides are not heated.
I pay $20, I'd like a heated bathroom.
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and 2nd top place has to be somewhere amongst the High Peaks.
Maybe around Little Javelina, with that view.
My work is done for today.
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"A Shitter's Guide to Pinnacles"
A journey into movements along the fault line.
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My work is done for today.
ding ding ding ding ding
we have a winner :puke:
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A journey into movements along the fault line.
can't believe clino is still up :sleep: :lol: :out:
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With this thread, F4'S first hand knowledge, a high fiber diet, and a year of fieldwork I think he can make a guidebook.
"A Shitter's Guide to Pinnacles"
Good luck getting it sold in the Visitor's Center.
This wins funniest post on the thread...pants...er...I mean...hands down :lol:
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It won't sell without a rating scale. Give me an example of a 5.2. What might 5.8+ mean? 5.10? Forget about it. Drop Zone?
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It won't sell without a rating scale.
I think it is more about quality than getting past the difficulties.
If anyone is having difficulty I recommend a couple prunes before bed and call me in the morning.
Definitely need to assign stars to each location but F4 will have the final say.
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I'd like a heated bathroom.
Heat Seeking Bombardier
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can't believe clino is still up Sleep Laugh Out Loud Out
And you are up so early that i figure you overindulged into the bag of prunes ;D
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And you are up so early that i figure you overindulged into the bag of prunes ;D
I don't need no stinking prunes...
I do however seem to be on the clino sleep schedule.
Let's do one alpine start some warm morning and I can start calling you clink again.
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Tiburcio's treasure
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/49525077288_fc72a869e8_z.jpg)
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Drop Zone?
You're a little late to the party waldo but that's okay - at least you decided to play the game.
Drop Zone or if you need some extra cash - Turd Merchant.
Can You Spare A Square?
Don Pardo...tell him what he has won!
(https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4387/37056013812_a58d3777d0_o.jpg)
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This thread is an embarrassment to our wonderful Community and most respectful climbing forum.
The word "dump" is crude and should be replaced with #2 for starters. The amount of posting on this elementary thread needs to be reduced. Try limiting your posting, if you cannot resist posting, to posting only when actually on the can. If you end up with more than 2 posts per day see on this thread, see a physician.
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This thread is an embarrassment to our wonderful Community and most respectful climbing forum.
Yeah, before you know it someone will post a comment on mountain project about how theres only 5 old guys on mudncrud and all they talk about is where to take a dump. How embarrassing!!! The last thing anybody wants is to be embarrassed. The horror.
In no way do I support pooping in the park and not disposing of your waste properly. Bring a wag bag and when your climbing partner is not looking slip it in the bottom of their pack. They can dispose of it when they get home.
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Clink being serious??
Yeah Noal, the wag bag is the best means. We used to use them on Shasta.
I tried once and Mungie laid down the law....get rid of it!!
Not enough kiddy litter I suspect.
Had it been him, the poop would have been in the other pack so to say.
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Horrific consequences.
Speaking of which,
You can put your tongue in someone else's cheek some of the time.
You can put your tongue in your own cheek all of the time, but there are some cheeks you don't want your tongue near anytime.
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I can start another PC correct thread....
Best 5.8 on the monument
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Best 5.8 on the monument
I would save that for a group email.
Maybe something more like what's better racking on harness or gear sling and is it better to have gates out or in? Ah the classics.
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Maybe Mr Mud has some insights to share??
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Can I be naughty (since the admins appear to have disappeared)? Seeing the title of this thread, I immediately wanted to contribute this wonderful solution to this wonderful forum of all these wonderful folks:
(https://bbs.wenxuecity.com/upload/album/62/b1/a3/14e1b77745658AnZza0c.jpeg)
It cleans up after you without you needing to "flush", and the best part is your loved ones will never need to worry that they will lose track of your important business.
(https://bbs.wenxuecity.com/upload/album/62/b1/a3/14e1b7774491rtmU3isw.png)
;D
Oh wait, I AM the admin! Hmmm... is this post against our posting policy? Let me look up the manual....
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Brad will have to go on a diet in order to get his bum to fit in there.
;D
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Admin policy is under your right desk, in the back, far back.
Can we get it to stay on the front page?
That app might be good for Mr. Mud. them folk folks need to be tracked. he might fall asleep on the toilet.
A cool project would be to have a map of the monument and pictures linked to that spot....and it's view (this is non-poop related).
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BUMP! Err. DUMP!
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Bump, or should I say dump.
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Dinner last night was at the Super Taqueria. I love that place.
Must Turd Gas
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Can this thread get a stickie?
Now I prefer the W-side restrooms as they get that nice evening sun.
W-Side, no lights, too dark.