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Climbing and ... Climbing => Everywhere Else => Topic started by: The Big on February 12, 2008, 11:54:39 AM
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We have seen Alex's 2005 (http://www.mudncrud.com/forums/index.php?topic=80.0) and 2007 (http://www.mudncrud.com/forums/index.php?topic=572.0) collections of climbers' quotes. A great idea is meant to be stolen. Let this thread be a place holder for the words that make you chuckle.
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Okay, I'll start.
F4: Why did you do Astroman and the Rostrum the same day? ???
Mud: Ummm... Because we could? ::)
F4: Shouldn't it have been better to spread them out a little? ;D
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Okay, I'll start.
F4: Why did you do Astroman and the Rostrum the same day?
Mud: Ummm... Because we could?
F4: Shouldn't it have been better to spread them out a little?
Couldn't resist since Mr Mud said it so non-chalantly.
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How about this.
I don't what to try again I just want to come down and continue throwing my tantrum.
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You better put the source of the quote there. I don't want people to misinterpret you know. ;)
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Don't worry most everyone knows that my quotes come from an inbred redneck @#$%^
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Things that live in mud are hardy and elusive.
- Feral Rat
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Here is another one, although not climbing related.
(eating dinner at home)
- What is this? :o Hair in the bowl just cannot be tolerated! >:(
- Huh ??? let me see.... you mean this short straight blond hair?...OMG, honey, are you shedding? :o
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OK, I'll try one (unrelated to climbing):
Husband: "Holy crap, I can't believe that in August I'll be married to a 50 year old woman."
Wife: "With an attitude like that, you may have nothing to worry about."
I'll let the reader fill in the names.
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We have lots of outdoors climbers here.
Guess where.
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"Are you setting routes?"
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(Text Messaging Inbox)
Message 22: Happy Halloween!
Message 23: Er uh, Valentine's.
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Another one not related to climbing.
One Englishman in my jogging group was talking about how fuzzy his six year old little girl was when he took her skiing this weekend -- one minute too cold, and next too warm, goggles uncomfortable, that kind of things. After a short pause, he said, "... Poor guy. Some day, some poor guy has to deal with all that sh*t!"
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I read this line on MTBR forum (http://forums.mtbr.com/showthread.php?t=390570) and thought the masters of mud here would appreciate it.
The Irish 7 course meal is a 6 pack and a potato, so should be pretty simple to set up.
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dem irish is lightweights!
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- What are we doing this July 4th weekend?
- Oh, I don't know... Haven't thought about it.
- How about we climb at Pinnacles one day, camp at Coe, and ride at Coe the next day?
- Ohhhh... Pinnacles, Coe, camping... are you trying to talk dirty to me? :ihih:
- :rolleyes:
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hahaha
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This past weekend at Downieville Classic XC mountain biking race, Mud and I both surprised ourselves by placing 1st and 2nd in our corresponding classes. Mud was in Master age group this year. (I was in Senior age group, but I'd rather not mention it.) Since then, life has become a bit tough for me. Every time I ask him do something, he says, "You should ask, 'Master, could you please...'" And every time we have a disagreement over something, he says, "See, that's the difference between 1st and 2nd. ;D"
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;D
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Up on a wall. Mud was 50 feet above me grunting. His feet hurt in his new climbing shoes. The awkward chimney didn't help either, but it was 5.7 (5.8?), so there was no danger. Sun on my back, a light breeze brushing my neck, I felt very content and comfortable. Out of impulse, I did what any content person would do -- I looked up and shouted.
- Honey...
- What?
- I love you! :)
- ??? (Brief pause) You say that to everyone right before they are about to die.
- ??? Hahaha... :D
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His feet hurt in his new climbing shoes.
Sigh, who climbs a chimmney in tight Anazazi velcros??? I saw him cram his toes into those puppies the other day. And he climbs cracks in them?
You'd think being a self respecting trad climber he'd use an Acopa or something other than a sport climbing shoe..
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Up on a wall. Mud was 50 feet above me grunting. His feet hurt in his new climbing shoes. The awkward chimney didn't help either, but it was 5.7 (5.8?), so there was no danger. Sun on my back, a light breeze brushing my neck, I felt very content and comfortable. Out of impulse, I did what any content person would do -- I looked up and shouted.
- Honey...
- What?
- I love you! :)
- ??? (Brief pause) You say that to everyone right before they are about to die.
- ??? Hahaha... :D
that's about as cute as Mudmeister gets right there. :)
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The night of Glen Denny's slideshow in Santa Rosa (is it up north in Oregon?) and the second presidential debate.
5:50pm. Text Messages.
mudworm: I'm going to the gym to watch the debate.
Erik: I'm in Santa Rosa. A bit early.
mudworm: Like two hours too early? ;D
7:20pm. Text Messages.
Erik: Glen is here. Royal is here. I am here.
mudworm: Obama is here. McCain is here. I am here.
12:00am. Phone
mudworm: Where in the world are you at this late hour?
Erik: Stopped before Golden Gate Bridge. There was a guy drunk out of his mind. The patrol could not get him to stop. The guy turned into the opposite direction. Two other guys and I chased him down.
mudworm: Huh ???
1:30am. Home.
mudworm: So, did you compare the reach?
Erik: No. He was sitting down. I was too shy to ask him to stand up and raise his arm.
mudworm: Pfffft. Too shy, what kind of excuse was that? ::)
...
mudworm: Did you forget to take your guidebook with you?
Erik: No. He signed it. Twice.
mudworm: Twice? ???
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night before last our smoke alarm went off at 12:10 am for no reason. screemed for about 30 seconds, then stopped. we got up, checked on everything, and went back to bed.
at 12:35 another, much quiter beeping woke us up. we followed the sound into Tessa's room and discovered her alarm clock was going off (?).
back to bed. at 12:50 my son wakes up screaming his lungs out upstairs. we finally quited him down and he explained that
'a skinny orange guy was in my crib daddy'
i procede to ask if the orange guy said anything...
'no daddy, i think he is dead'
creepy!
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'no daddy, i think he is dead'
The sixth sense?
Oh, let me guess. 2:30, beep, beep, beep... Your alarm went off and you went for a 30 mile run.
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mudworm: Did you forget to take your guidebook with you?
Erik: No. He signed it. Twice.
And what about Royal? Did he sign it too?
Forgot to give you my guide, darn.
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F4, no worries dude...I'll sign it for you 8) A month back at the Whoa Nellie I saw Royal and Doug Robbins. What are the odds....well good I guess if your at the Whoa Nellie.
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F4, no worries dude...I'll sign it for you A month back at the Whoa Nellie I saw Royal and Doug Robbins. What are the odds....well good I guess if your at the Whoa Nellie.
Gee I feel special you'd sign it.
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All I did was tuck him in.
'a skinny orange guy was in my crib daddy'
i procede to ask if the orange guy said anything...
'no daddy, i think he is dead'
creepy!
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All I did was tuck him in.
hahhahha from here on out, you are now the official ORANGE GUY!!!!!!!
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>:D
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Someone wrote "whoever leads the chimmney pitch on Son of Dawn Wall is....whatever"
Well I thought the pitch getting into the chimmney was the stout pitch. The book says 5.9! Well it's 5.9 way above your last piece.
PS, the gear list needs safety glasses added. Tons of shit came down.
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Our first night back from Italy, Brad to Vicki: "What's for dinner?"
Vic: "Homemade Minestrone Soup."
Brad: "We just got back, isn't it a little soon for Italian food?"
Vic (without even a pause): "Yeah, I guess you're right. We're having homemade Vegetable soup for dinner tonight."
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No Pizza?