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Title: I don't wanna die mommy!
Post by: mungeclimber on September 11, 2008, 09:36:25 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3162/2849558203_21a275ec0a.jpg)
Title: Re: I don't wanna die mommy!
Post by: salad on September 12, 2008, 09:14:21 AM
OK, well then here are my two tips:

1.  Get a different belayer.  That guy looks like he is about to fall down.
2.  Climb the intended route and stay out of the moss.

Meow!
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Post by: mungeclimber on September 12, 2008, 01:04:11 PM
Sage advise.  Wet sage, but sage none the less.

 ;D
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Post by: F4? on September 12, 2008, 02:56:58 PM
Ubber was fine because that bush/tree was in fall line below would have absobed the fall.

Yah, that belayer looks a bit soggy.
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Post by: squiddo on September 12, 2008, 03:02:02 PM
sheesh...the rock looks alive!
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Post by: mungeclimber on September 12, 2008, 03:48:29 PM
moss kills
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Post by: F4? on September 12, 2008, 08:15:47 PM
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moss kills

So does Crack!
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Post by: mynameismud on September 12, 2008, 08:54:19 PM
There is no way he would hit the ground from that height. 

Hand that man a beer.
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Post by: squiddo on September 14, 2008, 05:41:17 PM
Agreed, he wouldn't hit the ground but he might set you up for a fly set of new front teeth.
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Post by: Jake M. on September 17, 2008, 06:34:19 AM
Isn't that the second quickdraw by his right foot? If so, he wouldn't fall more than 6 feet max. And I guess that means he's on route... Plastic boots and crampons might be a good idea- that could open up whole faces previously thought unclimbable!  I'm going to sharpen them right now!
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Post by: squiddo on September 17, 2008, 07:08:57 AM
I can't see the bolt next to his foot.
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Post by: F4? on September 17, 2008, 11:43:16 AM
If there's a bolt at his foot, then I've lost all respect for Ubber. You'd think the Old E would have given him the huevos to get past his last bolt, way past. Jim would have soloed it, I mean placed a bolt way high up.
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Post by: salad on September 17, 2008, 12:04:04 PM
there is no bolt at his foot.  at that point, the bolt you see half way down was the only bolt.
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Post by: F4? on September 17, 2008, 02:22:42 PM
Then he was hozed!
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Post by: squiddo on September 17, 2008, 02:23:02 PM
AH! As I thought. Landshark, DIE
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Post by: Brad Young on September 17, 2008, 02:57:52 PM
If only Jeff would have fallen from there. It would have made this a groundbreaking ascent.
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Post by: squiddo on September 17, 2008, 03:04:51 PM
HA! That's funny.....someone would have lost some teeth though.
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Post by: Ubergoober on September 17, 2008, 07:27:35 PM
What was even better was that shortly after the pic was taken, the drunken belayer was goofing off and tripped, almost pulling me off. I gave him a flying "hug" after I put in the second bolt and came down - to show my appreciation for his attentiveness.
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Post by: Jake M. on September 17, 2008, 08:51:03 PM
You guys be trippin'.  Check it out:
(http://www.classicridgedesigns.com/images/bolt.jpg)
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Post by: Brad Young on September 17, 2008, 09:03:32 PM
Whatever Landshark circled, it's not a bolt. Clint and I did the second (??) and certainly last ever ascent of this route (ATDS). The second of two bolts is to Jeff's right, and above the height of his head (that is, in the photo, the bolt hadn't been placed yet).
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Post by: F4? on September 18, 2008, 06:18:13 AM
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Whatever Landshark circled, it's not a bolt. Clint and I did the second (??) and certainly last ever ascent of this route (ATDS). The second of two bolts is to Jeff's right, and above the height of his head (that is, in the photo, the bolt hadn't been placed yet).

A. Too funny that someone would actually repeat the route.
B. Maybe the moss grew back over the bolt.
C. I be Jeff wished there was a bolt at his feet at that point.
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Post by: Ubergoober on September 18, 2008, 07:22:47 AM
You guys be trippin'.  Check it out:
(http://www.classicridgedesigns.com/images/bolt.jpg)

Landshark...you are tripping. Are you one of those people that see Jesus in your cinnamon toast, too? There is no bolt.

You were not there, so DIE
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Post by: squiddo on September 18, 2008, 07:28:38 AM
HA, nicely done Landshark. Uber, hilarious....I saw Jesus this morning.
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Post by: F4? on September 18, 2008, 08:11:33 AM
Squiddo, did you see my brother this morning? I keep telling him to cut his hair and shave.
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Post by: F4? on September 18, 2008, 11:14:11 AM
I think Ubber can't remember,
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Post by: squiddo on September 18, 2008, 12:15:48 PM
HA HA HA, no. I was speculating.
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Post by: Ubergoober on November 23, 2008, 08:44:45 PM
I think Ubber can't remember,

Who the fuck is "Ubber"? Or are you having problems pronouncing words again (e.g. "arete")?
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Post by: F4? on November 23, 2008, 08:48:16 PM
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"Ubber"

You! You haven't been climbing much lately, so you're looking a bit chunky.

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Post by: mynameismud on November 23, 2008, 09:23:24 PM
Just don't piss him off.  The last time I saw him his arms were the size of my legs.
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Post by: F'ueco on November 23, 2008, 09:45:36 PM
Just don't piss him off.  The last time I saw him his arms were the size of my legs.

 So he has small arms?  >:D
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Post by: Ubergoober on November 24, 2008, 07:50:11 AM
You! You haven't been climbing much lately, so you're looking a bit chunky.

You wouldn't know since you haven't seen me in a while...

Although I admit to having a little extra training weight these days, I've been fairly productive pounding in bolts in recent weeks on some stellar lines. Already started the daily workout routine in my torture chamber (aka garage). Once I get past my two-week jaunt overseas (where I probably will barely eat for the first 5 days while I'm in India), expect either more bolt slamming or drunken aid climbing in the rain. I'll be fit as a fiddle for mid-to-late season Pinns climbing.