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Title: Tell me why I can't send Lard Butt?
Post by: mungeclimber on March 19, 2015, 04:21:24 PM
So I keep seeing pics of this route. Today in the mtn hardware blog (http://blog.mountainhardwear.com/the-plight-of-the-san-francisco-rock-climber/).

Most of the moves on this thing **look** do-able.

Have you been on it?

What is the crux?

Beta?


I'll be hanging dogging something on Sunday of the Mud weekend.

Title: Re: Tell me why I can't send Lard Butt?
Post by: JC w KC redux on March 19, 2015, 04:30:16 PM
Queener has a video online - vimeo.

i just typed lard butt in google.
Title: Re: Tell me why I can't send Lard Butt?
Post by: mungeclimber on March 19, 2015, 04:39:37 PM
(http://blog.mountainhardwear.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Steven-Roth-Lard-Butt.jpg)
Title: Re: Tell me why I can't send Lard Butt?
Post by: mungeclimber on March 19, 2015, 04:42:51 PM
It does make it look small, eh?

https://vimeo.com/73818072
Title: Re: Tell me why I can't send Lard Butt?
Post by: mungeclimber on March 19, 2015, 04:45:58 PM
His vid of Old Original is way worthy 'in the rain' send!

Full alpine conditions.

https://vimeo.com/35611819
Title: Re: Tell me why I can't send Lard Butt?
Post by: clink on March 19, 2015, 05:55:53 PM
These days I'm more Lard Butt than Stupendous Man.
Title: Re: Tell me why I can't send Lard Butt?
Post by: mynameismud on March 19, 2015, 06:02:30 PM
Well to answer you question, because it is way friggin hard.  Have been on it.  It is a bit deceptive in that it is double over hanging ( over and to the side ).  The holds are also kind small.  Kyle makes it look not to bad.
Title: Re: Tell me why I can't send Lard Butt?
Post by: Brad Young on March 19, 2015, 06:15:53 PM
The boy dreams large. Nothing wrong with that  ;)
Title: Re: Tell me why I can't send Lard Butt?
Post by: mungeclimber on March 19, 2015, 07:47:23 PM
Could drop a cord on that 12 on upper crust?

I know you know the beta.
Title: Re: Tell me why I can't send Lard Butt?
Post by: clink on March 19, 2015, 08:01:27 PM
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Could drop a cord on that 12 on upper crust?

I know you know the beta.

When the holds disappear pull on a series of bumps the size of chocolate chips, after this it gets easier.
Title: Re: Tell me why I can't send Lard Butt?
Post by: JC w KC redux on March 19, 2015, 08:10:12 PM
I prefer Lard Ass.
Full on barf-o-rama...
Title: Re: Tell me why I can't send Lard Butt?
Post by: mynameismud on March 19, 2015, 08:36:07 PM
Could drop a cord on that 12 on upper crust?

I know you know the beta.


Need full shoulder extensions which are out at the moment.  I like that one, it fits my style of climbing, delicate with loose bits to a big crumbly dead point.
Title: Re: Tell me why I can't send Lard Butt?
Post by: mungeclimber on March 20, 2015, 07:38:17 AM
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I like that one, it fits my style of climbing, delicate with loose bits to a big crumbly dead point.

lol, quotable
Title: Re: Tell me why I can't send Lard Butt?
Post by: clink on March 20, 2015, 11:40:18 AM
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Anti-Gravity Backpacks: New from Osprey

Buy one of these from REI, then send.
Title: Re: Tell me why I can't send Lard Butt?
Post by: kylequeener on March 23, 2015, 08:18:39 AM
The opening moves are gigantic and require loads of upper body strength and mega amounts of core to do smoothly. I've seen some yolked out dudes not be able to those moves, probably a decent V6 section. There is a mediocre rest before the true crux with a move into the Vulcan-cling hold. It's a undercling at the bottom of the but feature that requires you to split your middle and index fingers to one side and the ring-pinkey on the other, if you get this wrong you're screwed. Back step the shit out of this and make you way up to a few small crimps that eventually lead to a dyno where there is a bolt to clip. That's the crux at about V7 or V8. The top is extremely delicate on very small holds, this is the repoint power endurance crux and it spit me off about 10 times.

I actually love this route and do re-peat it, but its always just freaking barely, ha ha ha ha. It's a hard one.
Title: Re: Tell me why I can't send Lard Butt?
Post by: mungeclimber on March 23, 2015, 09:48:53 AM
The opening moves are gigantic and require loads of upper body strength and mega amounts of core to do smoothly. I've seen some yolked out dudes not be able to those moves, probably a decent V6 section. There is a mediocre rest before the true crux with a move into the Vulcan-cling hold. It's a undercling at the bottom of the but feature that requires you to split your middle and index fingers to one side and the ring-pinkey on the other, if you get this wrong you're screwed. Back step the shit out of this and make you way up to a few small crimps that eventually lead to a dyno where there is a bolt to clip. That's the crux at about V7 or V8. The top is extremely delicate on very small holds, this is the repoint power endurance crux and it spit me off about 10 times.

I actually love this route and do re-peat it, but its always just freaking barely, ha ha ha ha. It's a hard one.


So yer saying there's a chance! ;) 

Yeah, thinking this will not be my 5.13. I need a good 12a. :)
Title: Re: Tell me why I can't send Lard Butt?
Post by: mynameismud on March 23, 2015, 09:52:39 AM
Future Shock.
Title: Re: Tell me why I can't send Lard Butt?
Post by: Brad Young on March 23, 2015, 05:56:14 PM
Alright, I'll bite: What's a "Vulcan-Cling" hold?
Title: Re: Tell me why I can't send Lard Butt?
Post by: kylequeener on March 23, 2015, 10:36:20 PM
Alright, I'll bite: What's a "Vulcan-Cling" hold?

I tired to explain but its that thing Leonard Nimoy did with his hand. I don't know what it was called exactly, but you grab the hold like that but in an undercling.
Title: Re: Tell me why I can't send Lard Butt?
Post by: clink on March 24, 2015, 05:08:24 AM
Kyqueener, that is an awesome route description. I read it yesterday but it hit me this morning when the first thought to go through my mind, as I shuffled to the bathroom and turned on the lights, was your description of Lard Butt.