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Title: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on January 08, 2016, 06:53:02 PM
phorbol
Manchineel
Death apple



Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on January 08, 2016, 07:04:05 PM
I have a few:
Stockholm Syndrome
Frayed Ends of Sanity
Four walled world (it needs some work)
Butterflies and Hurricanes
Unnatural Selection (hmmm)



Title: Re: route words
Post by: Brad Young on January 08, 2016, 07:29:54 PM
I've been looking for a few months now for a new formation to call "The Old Man." I may have found it in October (but haven't had time to do routes there yet). Here are some of the names I've got planned:

-  Yur in Trouble

-  Get Offa My Lawn

-  The Old Man and the C (for the 5.10c route)

-  When I was Your Age

-  Damn Whippersnappers

-  Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home

-  Go Ask Your Mother

Anyone here should feel free to add to the list (except The Kid; she's too young to have any idea what such "crusty-climber banter" would even be about).





Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 08, 2016, 07:55:39 PM
I normally wait to see what the formation or route inspires.
The only one I have in reserve for Pinns is Señor Bentonite.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: waldo on January 08, 2016, 08:45:26 PM
Five Easy Pieces - inspired by recent conversations - must have at least one spinner.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 08, 2016, 11:10:04 PM

 Mr. Potato Head Goes Commando

 

 

 


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on January 09, 2016, 10:03:04 AM
for Brad's formation

Old and Crusty


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on January 09, 2016, 10:08:46 AM
Creepin Crud
Don't Waste Your Time
Orange Feather Dusters


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Brad Young on January 09, 2016, 11:11:41 AM
My older daughter Katie knows enough about the rock and the holds at Pinnacles that she came up with:

-  Off With Her Hand


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 09, 2016, 03:40:34 PM
Off With Her Hand


Left Holding the Crag


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 09, 2016, 07:58:22 PM
Death apple?


Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on January 09, 2016, 09:09:30 PM
Quote
Death apple?

Meh



Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 10, 2016, 06:44:27 AM
Quote
Meh

 Why, the connotation conjures ideas of a more modern, sinister sleeping beauty play. The transgender warlock turned witch creates this deadly fruit to collect life insurance from his  gorgeous ceo/govenor and soon to be ex wife. You could even audition for the star role F4.

 


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on January 10, 2016, 09:51:16 AM
Actually, a meta narrative of the origin of evil and knowledge comes together in that name.



Mostly it just reminded me of PO at Pinns.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: waldo on January 10, 2016, 12:51:19 PM
Why, the connotation conjures ideas of a more modern, sinister sleeping beauty play. The transgender warlock turned witch creates this deadly fruit to collect life insurance from his  gorgeous ceo/govenor and soon to be ex wife. You could even audition for the star role F4.

 
Wouldn't that be road apple?


Title: Re: route words
Post by: CruxLuv on January 10, 2016, 09:14:50 PM
"The Old Man."

Don't Make Me Pull This Car Over!


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on January 10, 2016, 10:07:08 PM
"Back in My Day"


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 11, 2016, 06:02:35 AM
Quote
Wouldn't that be road apple?

Road apple would have been a good name for many a Pinns route, like the one JC lead yesterday called Subtle Slopes.

I found something Not So Subtle in the area.

Super Supple.



Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 11, 2016, 06:19:42 AM
Quote
"The Old Man."

Grey Streaker


Title: Re: route words
Post by: waldo on January 11, 2016, 06:23:25 AM
Grey Streaker
That's terrifying to contemplate before coffee - even after.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 11, 2016, 07:26:34 AM
I meant an old man who climbs grey streaks. What?  >:D


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 11, 2016, 09:10:05 AM
Good laughs to start the week  :D


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Brad Young on January 11, 2016, 07:56:18 PM
Kids these days.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on January 13, 2016, 08:46:26 PM
Peanut butter
Eggs
Half and half
Wheat bread
Butter
Chicken stock
Bananas
Bagels
Parsnips
Rutabaga


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on January 13, 2016, 09:48:19 PM
Going shopping?

Can you pick me up some demossifying juice?



Demosstified, for a very clean line free of moss. We'll never use that. Hah


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 14, 2016, 12:41:26 AM
Quote
Peanut butter
Eggs
Half and half
Wheat bread
Butter
Chicken stock
Bananas
Bagels
Parsnips
Rutabaga

Dude, eat something.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: waldo on January 14, 2016, 06:47:48 AM
Rutabaga
I had a bad experience with a rutabaga once. I'd be killed for sure if I ever climbed a route with that name!


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on January 14, 2016, 08:59:43 AM
Rutabagas are hard to cut up. Across the pond they are called swedes. Much easier to spell and say.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 14, 2016, 09:34:53 AM
Demosstified, for a very clean line free of moss. We'll never use that. Hah

Tend My Garden might be appropriate  ;D


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on January 14, 2016, 09:41:46 AM
No Moss


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Brad Young on January 14, 2016, 10:27:40 AM

No Moss


We named one up here Mas Moss. It deserved the title.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 16, 2016, 01:50:27 PM
Barely taste the fruit.
Big nose.
Long legs.
Full bodied.
Lingering finish.
Never trust a sommelier or guidebook. >:D
I am a vodka person (aka The Alcoholic)

Martha helped with these as we went wine tasting instead of hiking.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on January 16, 2016, 05:46:29 PM
Astroman, oh wait....


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on January 17, 2016, 09:40:40 PM
Portmanteau


For you word lovers, or as a portmanteau... wovers


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on January 18, 2016, 12:11:53 AM
Dreaming of Sunshine
Already have the line picked out.  
Someone may have to do this for me


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on January 18, 2016, 05:52:43 AM
Goat Rock area...

"That's what sheep said"


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 18, 2016, 10:27:52 AM
Funky Liquid Chicken


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 18, 2016, 12:19:43 PM
Dreaming of Sunshine

That's a nice dream.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 18, 2016, 07:26:29 PM
If the rain ever quits and the rock ever dries out I am going to run something out and call it No Spring Chicken.

For now it is Slip N Slide.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 18, 2016, 09:07:36 PM
Quote
No Spring Chicken.

Aspiring Fowl.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: waldo on January 19, 2016, 05:25:50 PM
Foul Fowl?


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on January 19, 2016, 07:19:41 PM
Chicken Fritters


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 19, 2016, 08:10:46 PM
Chicken Fritters

Chicken Fries this summer  8)


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on January 19, 2016, 09:29:30 PM
we're going climbing in Kentucky? Sahweet!

I got dibs on deciding which Bourbon distilleries we go see!


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 20, 2016, 07:48:43 AM
Lingeringering.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 22, 2016, 03:33:58 AM
Quote
head on breasts




Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on January 22, 2016, 12:16:09 PM
hey, I was told this is a family site. How you BBQ is your own business!


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 25, 2016, 06:11:20 AM
Centimpediment.




Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 26, 2016, 07:08:31 AM
Brokeback Mountain Trivia




Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on February 03, 2016, 07:06:14 AM
Pompous Bolts


Title: Re: route words
Post by: waldo on February 05, 2016, 08:13:30 AM
Pompous Bolts

They'd have to be very close together to qualify.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on February 05, 2016, 09:19:42 AM
or stuck up


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on February 05, 2016, 06:48:59 PM
Circus Sized Peanuts


Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on February 06, 2016, 01:41:37 PM
Mr Mungie and (Mr) Mud's wild Ride.

Mr Mungie and (Mr) Mud's Excellent Adventure (even if it's 1 pitch).


Unnatural Selection

Falling away with Knobs



Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on February 07, 2016, 10:10:03 AM
Hah!


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on February 18, 2016, 05:27:49 AM
Intrepid Gimp


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on February 18, 2016, 03:26:24 PM
Interloping Gimp


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on February 19, 2016, 06:45:57 AM
Code Breakers


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on February 19, 2016, 08:58:35 AM
Mud Rakers?


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on February 22, 2016, 09:39:34 PM
Chimps in the Mud


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 23, 2016, 07:40:28 AM
Notch-O Libre  ;D


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on February 24, 2016, 07:17:31 AM
3 miles in the snow.

Uphill, There and Back.




Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on February 24, 2016, 07:22:42 AM

 Doofusgurglesnort.

 Paul M. had trouble breathing as a child, this is what his older brothers called him.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on March 02, 2016, 09:57:44 PM
The Walking Brad


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on March 04, 2016, 09:34:05 PM
Fear the Walking Brad.

Little Orange Servant Boy

Geezer Pleezer


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on March 04, 2016, 10:23:30 PM
Clink and Yak, The Drill it brothers.

Law support by Dewey, Drillum and Howe.



Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on March 05, 2016, 07:28:35 AM
Have Drill Will Unravel


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on March 05, 2016, 02:51:32 PM
Gimme Three Steeps


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on March 12, 2016, 12:52:27 PM
So Steep They Weep

That's a good one mud  ;D


Title: Re: route words
Post by: waldo on March 12, 2016, 05:07:01 PM

Geezer Pleezer

JC, Age-ism? It's not nice of you to pick on Brad that way.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on March 14, 2016, 01:40:11 PM
Nail in the head


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on April 01, 2016, 05:59:55 AM

 Unmodifiable (for sump'n in Granite territory)


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on April 01, 2016, 10:35:49 AM
irreprehensible funk


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on April 01, 2016, 11:22:04 AM
I would switch back to Old Spice if I were you.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on April 01, 2016, 01:02:02 PM
perhaps really old spice?


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on April 08, 2016, 04:49:49 AM
How many buffalo does it take to make a teepee?


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on April 08, 2016, 06:33:50 AM
?


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Atomizer on April 08, 2016, 07:41:55 AM
If you bolt it, they won't come.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on April 08, 2016, 08:36:35 AM
If you bolt it, they won't come.


Hey my routes resemble that statement!
 ;D


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on April 08, 2016, 09:32:34 AM
 Mud, to reduce impact, back to basics. Leather harness and slings, braided rope and wooden spikes,  slung knobs and stones.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on April 08, 2016, 10:38:27 AM
I just need the High Helium Harness.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on April 08, 2016, 11:22:17 AM
Comes with a bong and Mylar balloons?,


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on April 08, 2016, 12:03:47 PM
Mylar balloons are bad.
 >:D


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on April 08, 2016, 03:00:12 PM
Dennis Deckchair  ;D


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on April 08, 2016, 03:45:38 PM
sounds much better than Dennis Decked.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on April 08, 2016, 04:14:32 PM
(http://i1057.photobucket.com/albums/t395/JCwKCredux/still-of-rhys-ifans-in-danny-deckchair-2003-e1402764068698_zpsetxfsdqf.jpg) (http://s1057.photobucket.com/user/JCwKCredux/media/still-of-rhys-ifans-in-danny-deckchair-2003-e1402764068698_zpsetxfsdqf.jpg.html)


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on April 08, 2016, 04:23:51 PM
what a loser, he left his climbing shoes at home.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on April 08, 2016, 05:51:30 PM
geez what a pussy he is not even above the treeline.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on April 08, 2016, 06:00:12 PM
kinda looks like iggy pop and Kurt cobain had a baby.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on April 08, 2016, 07:54:59 PM
Yes I know it's lame but I didn't bring up helium now did I?
I'm just the cultural attache.
He doesn't appear to have a bolt bag either -  ;D
Is this better?
The fun part is when he flies through a thunderstorm and then into some fireworks that night.


(http://i1057.photobucket.com/albums/t395/JCwKCredux/DannyDeckchair_zpsslotzeqb.jpg) (http://s1057.photobucket.com/user/JCwKCredux/media/DannyDeckchair_zpsslotzeqb.jpg.html)


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on April 08, 2016, 08:00:46 PM
the thunderstorm part sounds cool.  Would be more fun if the balloons were full of hydrogen and flaming arrows were being shot at him.

Did he have to register himself with the FAA?

Can he bring us lattes and paninis in the high peaks?

Thanks there attache case :arf:



Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on April 09, 2016, 07:21:27 AM
Latte deliveries are mandatory.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on April 09, 2016, 08:12:59 AM
Would be more fun if the balloons were full of hydrogen and flaming arrows were being shot at him.

Did he have to register himself with the FAA?

Can he bring us lattes and paninis in the high peaks?


That would make for a much shorter film  ;D

I think he was registered with the WTFAA  :D

I'm in touch with Sam Farr's minions to see about lobbying for a Starbucks to replace the Scout Peak outhouse  :o ::) >:D


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on April 09, 2016, 12:26:39 PM
Sweeet


Title: Re: route words
Post by: F'ueco on April 14, 2016, 11:26:54 AM
I Dream Of Electric Choss
Meh, It's Just Another 5.7
Mandatory Hip Belay
Uphill Both Ways
Kids These Days


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on April 20, 2016, 05:14:27 AM

 Chossen Few

 Does this pinnacle make me look tall?


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on April 21, 2016, 08:20:36 PM
restraining order
off limits
jerk office


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on April 21, 2016, 11:40:42 PM
Temporary Rechaining Order?





Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on April 22, 2016, 04:50:10 AM
Deal With It.

Buck up.

You couldn't find your ass with both hands.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on April 22, 2016, 07:10:56 PM
jerk offwidth

only for use with 8-12"'s


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on April 23, 2016, 05:59:17 AM

 Whippersnapper.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on April 25, 2016, 06:12:25 AM
The old man and the 10.b/c



Title: Re: route words
Post by: Brad Young on April 25, 2016, 07:24:26 AM
It's 10b. Mr Mud would call it 5.9, which is absolute confirmation that it's 10b. (No reasonable minds would differ.)


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on April 25, 2016, 07:34:26 AM
They all look like 5.7's before you climb 'em.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on April 25, 2016, 08:34:21 AM
I am always reasonable. 
All you need to do is ask and I will tell you just how reasonable I am.
Looks 5.7 to me.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on April 25, 2016, 04:51:27 PM
Well Stum can only climb 5.9, hence the limit of his rating.

Pretty simple.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on April 25, 2016, 06:33:06 PM
Early Onset, Caleb's new nickname.



Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on April 25, 2016, 07:19:41 PM
Dude Where's My Star?

Never Again


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on April 25, 2016, 07:33:25 PM
Dude Where's My Star?


Milky Way


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on April 26, 2016, 03:55:24 PM
Ballet For Idiots.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Brad Young on April 26, 2016, 04:24:11 PM

Ballet For Idiots.


Ballet With Idiots.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on April 26, 2016, 06:54:35 PM
^now there's something i would pay a few bucks to see!


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on April 26, 2016, 07:07:44 PM
Ballet For Idiots.

I think someone needs charm school.

Charm School aka Balance and Poise

Plushie On Top

Old School Gruel


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on April 27, 2016, 10:59:36 AM
Would you believe that I received this Life is Good tshirt(In ORANGE) as a gift.




Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on April 27, 2016, 11:27:02 AM
Would you believe that I received this Life is Good tshirt(In ORANGE) as a gift.

Give it up for the agent of orange then :smilewinkgrin:.
I'll be pulling plastic later...under protest  ;D


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on April 30, 2016, 04:49:24 AM
Icky Stunky

Mungie's Colonoscopy (This route is there, waiting for Munge to FA)


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on April 30, 2016, 06:57:44 AM
Fizz Assist


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on April 30, 2016, 07:57:16 AM
I'll be pulling plastic later...

AAAACcccckkkkkkkkkk


Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on April 30, 2016, 01:00:11 PM
Tuburcio's Revenge
Mr Mud's Wild Ride (aka TDS)


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on May 06, 2016, 11:24:18 AM
Sneaky Cheeks


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on May 06, 2016, 03:17:53 PM
Youth In Asia


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on May 06, 2016, 04:42:41 PM
Youth In Asia

That was supposed to remain on the DL you dork!  ;D


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on May 07, 2016, 06:48:31 AM
Quote
WEEKEND WHIPPER: UNLUCKY IN KENTUCKY
Caroline Cunningham is not so lucky on Getting Lucky in Kentucky (5.10b) at the Red River Gorge, Kentucky.

Happy Friday!

Quote from Rock and Ice article. Yer old stomping grounds Cookie.




Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on May 07, 2016, 06:52:24 AM
Ohio Mojo

Nacho Mojo.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on May 07, 2016, 03:37:06 PM
Silent Majority


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on May 08, 2016, 08:56:24 AM
High Pathetically


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on May 08, 2016, 07:10:00 PM
High Pathetically

For those of us not quite as quick or witty as clink - you have to say his route words out loud and continuously/in combination to get it.

You Knee Sigh Kill  ;D


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on May 10, 2016, 07:13:22 AM
Lounge Lizard

There was a black lizard at Granny's Kitchen on Sunday racing around the rock so fast I could hear it - a very unusual sound.




Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on May 16, 2016, 12:31:40 PM
Exit Only



Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on May 16, 2016, 04:58:29 PM
Abandonment



Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on May 21, 2016, 04:45:05 AM
Pursed Lips  (It's what JC will be wearing if he calls my Trader Joe's gear bag a purse again, when they pick me up this morning)
                                                                             :redface:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on May 25, 2016, 03:58:56 AM
Pain and Ibuprofen


Forge a Head





Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on May 26, 2016, 05:15:38 AM
Pink Eyeful

 


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on May 26, 2016, 08:34:17 AM
fancy Beaks for aid climbing in that pic Clink!


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on May 26, 2016, 10:30:33 AM
Pink Eyeful

A climb with that name would be infectious.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on June 06, 2016, 06:24:26 PM
A Trickle of Flies

March Into Hades

Clink on the Blink


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on June 06, 2016, 07:01:23 PM
Wanting is Missing

JC, see if you can find him.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on June 07, 2016, 08:09:22 AM
Clink on the Brink

Oven Mitts

Twice Baked Mud


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on June 07, 2016, 11:34:44 AM
Prophets of Rage


Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on June 07, 2016, 11:38:25 AM
Leaving Cali


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on June 07, 2016, 11:53:22 AM
Vote For Fluffy Bunny.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on June 07, 2016, 02:12:49 PM
Prophets of Rage

Leaving Cali

Vote For Fluffy Bunny.

Now, now, let's not get political again - you all saw what happened last time.
Let's all resist our urges and keep it in our Pinns.

Mud Relative

Mud Brother

Mudder-in-Law

Brother From Another Mudder

Mudders Last Stand


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Brad Young on June 07, 2016, 02:28:41 PM

Now, now, let's not get political again - you all saw what happened last time.
Let's all resist our urges and keep it in our Pinns.

Mud Relative

Mud Brother

Mudder-in-Law

Brother From Another Mudder

Mudders Last Stand


This doesn't fit here perfectly, but it's the closest place I could find without starting a new thread (although, who knows, maybe it could be a route name).

It's a new phrase I just heard for the first time. I was talking to an old friend (we've been friends since before I was a climber - hard to believe but true). Unfortunately his nearly 20 year marriage has been in some trouble lately. When he told me they'd been "making progress," he added: "yeah, we've stopped having hallway sex."

It didn't make sense until he told me that "hallway sex" is when they pass in the hallway and say "fuck you."

Wow, it's a funny phrase, but it also makes me realize how lucky I am!



Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on June 07, 2016, 02:51:42 PM
"hallway sex" is when they pass in the hallway and say "fuck you."

They must be Hot Mudded  ::) ;D


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on June 07, 2016, 05:00:05 PM
The pantry is fine.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on June 08, 2016, 09:57:10 AM
The pantry is fine.


Do you mean like this?


(http://i1057.photobucket.com/albums/t395/JCwKCredux/pants%20w%20tree%20print_zpsvgpcrwnq.jpg) (http://s1057.photobucket.com/user/JCwKCredux/media/pants%20w%20tree%20print_zpsvgpcrwnq.jpg.html)



Like this?


(http://i1057.photobucket.com/albums/t395/JCwKCredux/pant%20tree_zpshjvnpl3s.jpg) (http://s1057.photobucket.com/user/JCwKCredux/media/pant%20tree_zpshjvnpl3s.jpg.html)



Or like this?  ;D :D ::)


(http://i1057.photobucket.com/albums/t395/JCwKCredux/jaguar_pants_9_zps7tw3fwzn.jpg) (http://s1057.photobucket.com/user/JCwKCredux/media/jaguar_pants_9_zps7tw3fwzn.jpg.html)


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on June 09, 2016, 10:02:02 AM
Lacking is missing too.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on June 09, 2016, 02:14:46 PM
Clink on the Brink


This good. 


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on June 10, 2016, 06:02:52 AM
 Natural For Boating Looks


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on June 10, 2016, 04:26:21 PM
Parked Equals Porked


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on June 11, 2016, 08:12:05 PM
Europoopans


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on June 13, 2016, 09:13:25 AM
Flagrant Fowl


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on June 14, 2016, 05:18:32 AM
Natural Foreboding Looks.

see post a few above(may describe some of the the FAers more so than the routes)


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on June 22, 2016, 03:32:59 AM
The Count that Thought.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on June 23, 2016, 07:37:37 AM
Undulooloo

On My Own Terms


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on June 23, 2016, 08:33:21 PM
Bolt Upright

Top Notch Top Ropes

Officially Unofficial

Repertoire of Rejects


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on June 24, 2016, 06:22:27 AM
Quote
Bolt Upright

Top Notch Top Ropes

Officially Unofficial

Repertoire of Rejects

It was "Top Shelf Top Ropes". If we through Aaron into the mix we have 5.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on July 19, 2016, 10:06:01 AM

Badass or Bradass

Cochranym

SHHR



Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on July 19, 2016, 10:36:22 AM
Bradass. Hahahahaha!


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on July 25, 2016, 05:04:28 PM
Mud Curdling Scream!


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on July 25, 2016, 05:18:10 PM
Mud Curdling Scream!

Nice one munge  :yesnod: :lol:

The Power of Mud

Mud Bath

Mr Mud Goes to Washington

Señor Bentonite


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on July 25, 2016, 05:42:12 PM
Here


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on July 25, 2016, 06:23:24 PM
Pussy magnet.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Brad Young on July 25, 2016, 06:45:01 PM
Actually, "Mud Curdling Scream" is one of the best suggestions I've seen for a Pinns route in a long time (Vicki highly approved too). Have you dibsed it, or can I use it?

Almost (almost that is) of the same quality as Joaquin the Dog (that one just cracks me up).


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on July 25, 2016, 07:30:13 PM
this


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on July 26, 2016, 10:27:33 AM
Actually, "Mud Curdling Scream" is one of the best suggestions I've seen for a Pinns route in a long time (Vicki highly approved too). Have you dibsed it, or can I use it?

Almost (almost that is) of the same quality as Joaquin the Dog (that one just cracks me up).


Needs to be on a quality route, preferably one that is skeeery!


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on July 26, 2016, 01:22:48 PM


The power of Mud is real, it must be embraced.  Hugged even, especially if the hugger is cute. 

Mud Hugger

Mud Dauber

Mud Buggerer





Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on July 26, 2016, 02:32:24 PM
On the Exorcist formation:

"The power of The Mud compels you. The power of The Mud compels you. The power of The Mud compels you."


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on July 26, 2016, 03:20:17 PM
On the Exorcist formation:

"The power of The Mud compels you. The power of The Mud compels you. The power of The Mud compels you."

Your Mudder Sews Socks That Smell  :lol:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on July 26, 2016, 05:28:04 PM
Dirty Mudder


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on July 26, 2016, 08:19:31 PM
Muddy blurter.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on July 28, 2016, 01:52:44 PM
Milk of Carbonate Magnesia


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on July 29, 2016, 02:20:37 AM
Hard to Swallow.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on July 29, 2016, 09:59:55 AM
Smoked Mud

Smoke and Mudders


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on July 29, 2016, 12:09:27 PM

Rumpus Pumpus


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on July 29, 2016, 02:45:04 PM
Rumpus Pumpus

 :lol:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on July 29, 2016, 05:24:42 PM
State of Emergency


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on July 30, 2016, 03:34:32 PM
Scorching Handrail

Don't Chute the Messenger

Muddy Footprints

Blistered Sister


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on July 31, 2016, 01:59:28 PM


Fair Weather First Ascender


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Brad Young on July 31, 2016, 02:26:32 PM

Intelligent First Ascender


There, I fixed it for you.  :P


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on August 01, 2016, 07:28:33 AM

Intelligent First absconder

There, I fixed it for you.  :P


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 01, 2016, 08:51:01 AM
The Morer of Two Evils.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 01, 2016, 09:36:32 AM


Marooned


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on August 01, 2016, 09:47:47 AM
Dopamine Ignorance (I already used it), but I really like the climbing connotations.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 01, 2016, 12:41:31 PM
JC, shut your


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 01, 2016, 12:45:41 PM
I'll pick you up at 4:30 Sat?


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 03, 2016, 06:44:45 AM
Ginger or Mary Ann?



Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 03, 2016, 04:16:05 PM
Ginger or Mary Ann?

Hands down Mary Ann  :ihih:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on August 03, 2016, 06:01:31 PM
Quote
Hands on Mary Ann :ihih:
There I fixed it for you.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 03, 2016, 06:54:04 PM
Greedy Glory Grabber

Cruel Summer

Mud Hound


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 04, 2016, 07:10:54 AM
Mud Blister

Mud Brother

Muddy Handprint

Muddy Knows

Muddy Plodders

Mud Plot


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 04, 2016, 07:30:20 AM


Totally Could Have, Like, Been a Guidebook Writer.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on August 04, 2016, 09:56:56 AM
I could have been a Mudtender! I could have been a mudbody!


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on August 05, 2016, 07:25:27 AM
I could have been


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on August 05, 2016, 02:56:42 PM
But you are


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 05, 2016, 04:48:06 PM
Sad Day for Stance Bolters


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 06, 2016, 12:05:45 AM
Objective Equal Opertunity


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 07, 2016, 05:24:23 AM


Mud Diamond***


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 07, 2016, 07:50:49 AM
Quote
Mud Diamond***
Was a find, 5.7 bulge crux. 80'
Calf cramp seizure woke me up.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 07, 2016, 12:16:14 PM
Actually the whole formation AND ALL THE ROUTES are total  crap, the aproach is hideous.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 07, 2016, 04:39:52 PM

clink seems to be confused.
This thread is for having fun with route names.
I can understand since he was a bit out of it yesterday.
We were the first ones in the parking lot and the last to leave - 13 hour day  :ihih:
Bit of smoke, tolerable temps (low 90's).

Figured that might make Mr. Mud just a wee bit proud?  :yesnod:


Just Chute Me aka High Lee Unlike Lee


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 08, 2016, 06:19:33 AM
Quote
High Lee Unlike Lee

...that the grey chute on the south end of C&M had been climbed before.


Answers in the Fall


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on August 08, 2016, 07:42:31 AM
We were the first ones in the parking lot and the last to leave - 13 hour day  :ihih:
Bit of smoke, tolerable

Nice day out.

did not realize that was legal in Ca, yet.  ; )



Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 08, 2016, 10:42:37 AM

Joe Dirt

Shades of David Spade  ::) ;D 8)


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on August 11, 2016, 09:03:08 PM
Rat kabobs


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 12, 2016, 04:55:44 AM
Lord Farquaad



Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 12, 2016, 11:40:34 AM
Ripe and Retarded. ( comes to mind contemplating going to climb with Geoff and co. for a week.)


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 12, 2016, 12:16:02 PM
Ripe and Retarded. ( comes to mind contemplating going to cling with Geoff and co. for a week.)

Which one are you? Both?  :ihih:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 12, 2016, 12:16:51 PM
Rat kabobs

Sigh Attica


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 12, 2016, 12:34:11 PM
Lichen Libation


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on August 12, 2016, 02:25:07 PM
Lord Farquaad



Lord Fartsquat


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 12, 2016, 04:09:12 PM
Lord Fartsquat

Special Limited Edition

The Nose Knows

Headley Jumar

Under Klingon


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 16, 2016, 01:04:41 PM

Mud is Love

All You Need is Mud


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Brad Young on August 16, 2016, 01:07:50 PM
Mud is Love

I like this one. I may steal it if you don't use it this coming season. Or we'll do an FA together and use it that way.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on August 16, 2016, 02:12:32 PM
Under Klingon has been used in Yosemite.


Love Headley Jumar!

THAT's HEADley!


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 16, 2016, 03:26:03 PM
Love Headley Jumar!

THAT's HEADley!

I was wondering when you would see this  :lol:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Max on August 18, 2016, 06:57:27 AM
The Walrus - I am the Walrus
                 - I am the Egg Man
.                - Coocoocachoo


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 22, 2016, 08:46:05 AM


Ashley Mudd



Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 22, 2016, 10:28:07 AM
Contrivial Pursuit


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Jim on August 22, 2016, 10:48:05 AM
Turd Tornado


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 22, 2016, 11:48:15 AM
Jim, Aaron spotted a huge dust devil at least 20 miles distant, (may have been 40 SE) from the middle of 3rd Pillar. Was this name inspired by such an occurrence?


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 22, 2016, 04:01:54 PM

Ashley Mudd



Mike Hell Boltin


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 22, 2016, 05:15:56 PM
Quote
Mike Hell Boltin

That is good, reminds me of Shake and Bake. Stance only name there.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 22, 2016, 06:26:53 PM


Made for Mud

Born to Mud

Stuck in the Mud

Mud Rut




Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 29, 2016, 01:52:09 PM

Tafoni Traitors


CurMUDgeon


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 29, 2016, 03:35:55 PM


Messenger of Mud

Mud by Default

More Fun than a Bucket of Mud

Mudda from Heaven



Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on August 29, 2016, 04:30:04 PM
sun of a mudda...


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Brad Young on August 29, 2016, 05:42:48 PM
Every once in a while I come up with route names that honor my climbing partners. "Maruchan Man" for Jim and "Three Days Off and Four Days On" for Dave (his work schedule as a firefighter). The self explanatory "Hope on a Rope," and "Primrose Pinnacle."

We named one for K.C. last Spring: "Kentucky Woman."

Now I've got one for J.C., one that I'll name in his honor, and to reflect his last six months (and especially his summer, dominating a formation that needed new routes, but which I thought would "last" for two seasons).

Coming soon to a Pinnacle near you: "Mud Hog."



Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 29, 2016, 06:22:27 PM
Quote
Coming soon to a Pinnacle near you: "Mud Hog."

Click this pic. It's perfect ;)



Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 29, 2016, 06:30:58 PM
Quote
a formation that needed new routes, but which I thought would "last" for two seasons).

A few better(and harder) faces left for you. 20 more routes=40 more topropes for a combined total of 20 routes. ;D


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 29, 2016, 06:42:43 PM
Every once in a while I come up with route names that honor my climbing partners.

We named one for K.C. last Spring: "Kentucky Woman."

Now I've got one for J.C., one that I'll name in his honor, and to reflect his last six months (and especially his summer, dominating a formation that needed new routes, but which I thought would "last" for two seasons).

Coming soon to a Pinnacle near you: "Mud Hog."


Happy as a pig in shit that you have chosen to honor me.

In my defense, it only took me and my partners in crime a little over 3 months.

It was Mud by Default for me. Get it? (proximity and geologist humor for the slower participants :lol:)


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 29, 2016, 06:57:16 PM
Priceless Pork Chops


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 29, 2016, 07:02:11 PM

I just figured out what must be happening.

I am having a Mud Life Crisis. :ihih: :lol:



Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 29, 2016, 07:03:15 PM
Priceless Pork Chops

The Unbearable Muddiness of Being


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Brad Young on August 29, 2016, 07:19:16 PM
If I could ACTUALLY SEE the goddamn photo whatshisname posted I could comment about the obvious resemblance.

But of course I can't see it. It's microscopic. Get a Flickr or Photobucket account OR DO SOMETHING.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 29, 2016, 09:08:08 PM
If I could ACTUALLY SEE the goddamn photo whatshisname posted I could comment about the obvious resemblance.

But of course I can't see it. It's microscopic. Get a Flickr or Photobucket account OR DO SOMETHING.

Click on the link and it will download. Then open it. Unless it doesn't work like that on a Mac :yikes:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 30, 2016, 05:56:04 AM
Quote
If I could ACTUALLY SEE the goddamn photo whatshisname posted I could comment about the obvious resemblance.

You can see the deep feeling in the eyes.

Quote
I am having a Mud Life Crisis. Ihih Laugh Out Loud

That's good. Route name for sure.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 30, 2016, 09:17:52 AM

Okay, I will help him out one last time but this is the End of the Mud.


(http://i1057.photobucket.com/albums/t395/JCwKCredux/Hog-Heaven_zps29ggurlp.jpg) (http://s1057.photobucket.com/user/JCwKCredux/media/Hog-Heaven_zps29ggurlp.jpg.html)


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on August 30, 2016, 09:26:36 AM

(http://i1057.photobucket.com/albums/t395/JCwKCredux/Hog-Heaven_zps29ggurlp.jpg) (http://s1057.photobucket.com/user/JCwKCredux/media/Hog-Heaven_zps29ggurlp.jpg.html)

Brother from a different Mudda


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on September 02, 2016, 05:45:18 AM
Compaction Depiction.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on September 02, 2016, 10:43:11 AM

Cooling Off Period


Back with a Vengeance


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on September 04, 2016, 07:35:55 PM

 When JC's away, the mice think the Park smells nicer.

 (Only one fly landed on me. He said he missed JC.)

 


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on September 04, 2016, 07:39:49 PM
That mouse was dead. D.E.A.D. Dead.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Brad Young on September 04, 2016, 07:46:49 PM
Well, J.C. is sitting right on the couch a few feet over.

But, well, uhmm, I don't think I can even spell the words he just said (oh, my ears!!).


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Brad Young on September 04, 2016, 07:50:43 PM
Better watch your ass. He's drinking a beer, socializing with a real climbing crowd. But he just threatened to get up and get on the computer. Watch it....


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on September 04, 2016, 07:55:09 PM
I socialized with a real climbing crowd today too. It was deelightful! For reals.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on September 29, 2016, 10:07:24 AM
 transmogrification


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on September 29, 2016, 10:24:39 AM


Choss Redistribution


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on September 29, 2016, 08:02:22 PM


Loose Screw

Denied for Pre-existing Condition


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on September 29, 2016, 08:03:04 PM


Bathtub Behemoth  :devildevil: :lol:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on September 30, 2016, 06:29:40 AM
Die


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on October 18, 2016, 05:23:58 AM

 Green Icing.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on October 26, 2016, 12:16:18 PM
Hooking in Soledad


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on November 01, 2016, 05:18:11 AM

 Meat-eating Yellow Jacket


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on November 01, 2016, 05:27:02 AM

 Protocol of Early Warning Fright


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on November 01, 2016, 09:03:59 PM
Protocol of Early Warning Fright

I fricking love that one!


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on November 16, 2016, 12:58:10 PM
Pregnant With Ideas

Rotund With Possibilities


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on November 16, 2016, 01:04:43 PM
Meet Frank


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on November 16, 2016, 04:55:06 PM
Pregnant With Ideas

Rotund With Possibilities

Meet Frank

As to the first one - Geezus - please wrap that rascal!

Or if this is still political crap from too much following the news I am going to trundle a boulder on you this weekend! Better yet I will call Neegan and tell him to bring Lucille. The crag will be renamed Crud and Blood! :lol: :devildevil:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on November 16, 2016, 09:01:19 PM
Frankly met the possibilities of the rotund.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on November 17, 2016, 07:33:40 AM
Yes! It was a FAtionist description, not a route name! I am trying Brad's no eating after dinner suggestion.  :)


 We went on a hilarious phrase tangent yesterday at work that started with "Pregnant with ideas".


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on November 17, 2016, 10:23:20 AM
Yes! It was a FAtionist description, not a route name! I am trying Brad's no eating after dinner suggestion.  :)


 We went on a hilarious phrase tangent yesterday at work that started with "Pregnant with ideas".

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition! :out: :lol:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on November 18, 2016, 07:09:17 AM



    Off Rocker Tour


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on December 06, 2016, 08:47:18 AM
Oh My Stars!!


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on December 06, 2016, 09:19:25 AM
Oh My Stars!!

Nice one nelkins  :thumbup: :biggrin: :guitar: :yesnod:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on December 14, 2016, 08:52:04 AM
Alas a Lass


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on December 19, 2016, 09:36:00 PM

Chop Suey 


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on December 19, 2016, 11:55:53 PM
(https://c8.staticflickr.com/1/496/31759277895_093c9701a6_o.jpg)


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on December 20, 2016, 06:37:28 AM
That picture is worth 1014 words?


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on December 20, 2016, 09:12:20 AM
No, only a buck twenty. Would give you a deal tho


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on December 20, 2016, 05:16:05 PM
I've decided that by executive order I should be the Route Naming Czar.
All route names will henceforth be submitted to me for approval, editing or rejection.
His majesty is already the Route and Star Czar.
What other Czars do we need to appoint?
Mud is already the Forum and Hooker Czar.
clink is the Bathing and Stance Czar.
munge is the Czar of Philosophical Discussion and Ethics
nelkins? Czar of Adventure?
waldo?
climberdude?
looks easy from here?
Atomizer?


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Brad Young on December 20, 2016, 05:22:32 PM

I've decided that by executive order I should be the Route Naming Czar.


You're already the cultural attache. That means that you're as smart as any other two of us. Don't get greedy.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on December 20, 2016, 06:21:20 PM
The king is dead, long live the king.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on December 20, 2016, 06:29:44 PM
 Czars......makes me want to......... :puke:.......... :puke:.......... :puke:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on December 20, 2016, 06:44:20 PM
Czars......makes me want to......... :puke:.......... :puke:.......... :puke:

Czar of Adventure and Puking it is then  :lol: :yesnod: :puke:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on December 20, 2016, 08:39:35 PM
                                                        :puke:
                                                :puke:  :puke:
                                        :puke: :puke: :puke:
                                :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
                         :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
                                                    :madman:
                                                    :madman:


                                           Merry Pukemas
                            


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on December 20, 2016, 09:15:54 PM
You'd better watch out JC.

The pukes are difficult to align.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on December 20, 2016, 09:29:16 PM
You'd better watch out JC.

The pukes are difficult to align.

Don't cry, don't pout...just find your bolt bag and put it in your spiffy new gear bag...errrr...I mean purse...that Santa evidently brought early  :lol: :yesnod:

I'm making you a Cochranym monogram patch to have Martha put in your stocking SHHRBBA - the A is for Always :lol: :yesnod: :thumbup: :biggrin: :ihih:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Brad Young on December 20, 2016, 09:31:00 PM
I am surrounded by freaks.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on December 24, 2016, 07:18:39 AM
Real Mayhem


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on December 29, 2016, 05:10:48 PM

 One Brad Shy of a Star.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on December 29, 2016, 09:43:59 PM
Some Soft Brushing Required



Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on December 29, 2016, 10:17:24 PM
Superfreaky


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on December 30, 2016, 07:11:03 AM
Some Soft Brushing Required

For teeth  :lol:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on December 31, 2016, 12:12:58 AM

 Rarely Problematic

Taken from this
Quote
Danger Zones: The Nose - Accidents On El Cap's Most Popular Route
08-Sep-2015
By Joel Peach

Moreover, as with plane crashes, falling itself is rarely problematic—it’s the sudden impact with a ledge, flake, or corner that causes injury. Be aware of such obstacles before making the decision to back-clean or run it out.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 01, 2017, 07:02:03 PM


for clink


Putting the Brad before the Star


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 01, 2017, 07:46:44 PM
How I wonder what you are.

(Froze today. Climberdude sighting. Munge feel better.)


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on January 01, 2017, 08:19:54 PM
Thx


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 02, 2017, 12:09:55 PM
Vaguemaster

We did Stuff




                                                        Mud's guide to Pinnacles


                                                      Show up early and stay late.
                                                                 Climb stuff!

                                                photo credit; Noal and cool looking moss


                                                                   The end.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on January 02, 2017, 12:24:18 PM
Tried and true formula.

We added a new step.  We use a different vehicle every trip.  This time a fiat. Last time a Camaro.  Super vague.



Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 02, 2017, 12:29:32 PM


Es un Secreto

No Spew for You


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 02, 2017, 02:03:36 PM

Secret Handshake

Dry Gulcher



Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 02, 2017, 02:21:44 PM
Get Off My Leg!


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 04, 2017, 04:00:29 PM
Rain Bucket Suck It!

Crybaybay

Screaming Heel Syndrome


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 04, 2017, 04:34:54 PM
Bad dismount in the rain, JC?


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 04, 2017, 04:55:17 PM
Bad dismount in the rain, JC?

Nope. It was good. A break in the rain today just long enough to complete my usual circuit.
Felt good to spin again after 2 weeks.
The SH Syndrome was from stancing too long in my Boreals working on Jingle Bell Rock  :yesnod: :crying:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 15, 2017, 07:34:19 PM

Well Digger's A$$


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 18, 2017, 07:45:12 AM


Muddy Gravedigger


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 18, 2017, 12:08:48 PM


Mud Rubber


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 19, 2017, 08:49:02 AM

Pervasive Micromanagement


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 19, 2017, 10:04:49 AM
Rock Tumbler


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on January 19, 2017, 02:37:58 PM
Crumbling Cow Herds


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 20, 2017, 09:47:05 AM

  Igneous Ignoramus


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 20, 2017, 10:08:24 AM

  Twit in Chief


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 20, 2017, 11:50:47 AM

It's Raining Mud  :lol:

Crack Myself Up


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on January 20, 2017, 07:47:15 PM
Snow is better than breccia.

Does anyone even climb anymore?


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 20, 2017, 08:58:54 PM
Snow is better than breccia.

Does anyone even climb anymore?

We were at Pinns last Saturday, Sunday and Monday. You missed a really nice weekend.
Brad and waldo were there Tuesday(not together).

Someone Left the Mud Out in the Rain  :lol:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on January 20, 2017, 09:22:42 PM
Snow is better than breccia.


DIE


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on January 20, 2017, 09:29:38 PM
DIE

*hugs to you too*


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 21, 2017, 03:20:04 AM


 Hard Ass

 Rock Bottom


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on January 21, 2017, 08:16:56 AM
Breccia Face


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on January 21, 2017, 09:52:51 AM
Snow cakes taste better than breccia cakes.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Brad Young on January 21, 2017, 10:29:53 AM

Snow cakes taste better than breccia cakes.


Total crap. I just spent and hour and a half snow blowing the driveway for the third time in 36 hours. Both dogs have huge snowballs embedded in their fur (clear up to the size of golf balls and oranges). I'll take breccia, NOW. Or, starting next week, quartz monzonite  ;D   ;D


Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on January 21, 2017, 11:40:59 AM
More Rush songs since they have "retired"
(yes many are well used in Yosemite/Meadows)

Subdivisions
Time Stands Still
Farwell to Kings
2112
Closer the Heart (or Choss)




Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 21, 2017, 11:59:29 AM

Breccia is Germanic - I thought it was Greek or Latin but internet sources say different  :yikes: and means breaking/broken - quite appropriate for Pinns eh? :biggrin:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 21, 2017, 05:53:06 PM
Breccia is Germanic - I thought it was Greek or Latin but internet sources say different  :yikes: and means breaking/broken - quite appropriate for Pinns eh? :biggrin:

I have always told them it is from the Greek meaning broken and I usually tell them most other word roots are from the Greek as well. They never question this but if they do someday - I can tell them I don't know - it's all Greek to me!  :lol:

Crack Yourself Up ***


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 22, 2017, 08:46:15 AM
Quote
I'll take breccia, NOW. Or, starting next week, quartz monzonite 

 When do you deport southward, oops, I mean depart?


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 22, 2017, 09:37:18 AM
When do you deport southward, oops, I mean depart?

Midweek Monzonite or Mud


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 22, 2017, 01:06:36 PM
Midweek Monzonite or Mud

Based on the current forecast I am planning on getting my Midweek Freak on and a Muddy Weekend Warrior extended episode as well. :thumbup: :biggrin: :yesnod: :ihih:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 23, 2017, 07:36:20 PM


Mungie's Minions


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on January 24, 2017, 09:59:00 PM
Noah Problem.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 25, 2017, 07:14:45 PM

 Prevailing Windbag


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 26, 2017, 10:01:45 PM


Bump or Dump


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on January 26, 2017, 10:39:36 PM
The Big Dump


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on January 26, 2017, 11:17:28 PM
Dumpasaurous Rex; The Fossilized Dookie Saga


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 27, 2017, 08:15:50 PM


Otto-mattock-lee Audacious


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 27, 2017, 08:46:49 PM
JC is



Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on January 28, 2017, 08:00:36 PM
not enough forehead


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 28, 2017, 08:08:58 PM
not enough forehead

 :lol: :lol: :lol:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 28, 2017, 08:45:28 PM
Manyroutesstartedinnewareatommorrowbythewarmyellowstream


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 28, 2017, 09:02:16 PM


Friends Don't Call Friends Sport Climbers  :lol:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 28, 2017, 09:05:02 PM
Manyroutesstartedinnewareatommorrowbythewarmyellowstream

We did Pea Break today. It seems to fit thispissdefinition.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 28, 2017, 09:34:38 PM
Egg Sack Lee


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 29, 2017, 09:08:03 PM

Condor Porn

Knob-a-licious or Nothing


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on January 29, 2017, 09:20:08 PM

 Inverted Jugs.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on January 29, 2017, 09:37:23 PM


Mud Thugs and Inverted Jugs


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on February 09, 2017, 02:02:33 PM

 All You Can Eat Churros

 Courage to Live


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 09, 2017, 05:10:51 PM


Cry for Dry  :crying:

The Unbearable Lightness of Freeing


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 09, 2017, 07:30:17 PM


Sting of the Hill


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Talg on February 10, 2017, 06:53:15 AM
Agent Orange Ad-Visor :biggrin:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on February 10, 2017, 07:19:46 AM
Quote
Agent Orange Ad-Visor :biggrin:

I believe there may be a pic to prove the existence of that description.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Talg on February 15, 2017, 01:56:57 PM
I believe there may be a pic to prove the existence of that description.

I think said route word should be when said Agent is up to his... visor... in PO.
If there's a pic of him in the ruddy stuff, he should get some complementary napalm  >:D


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 15, 2017, 02:55:47 PM
I think said route word should be when said Agent is up to his... visor... in PO.
If there's a pic of him in the ruddy stuff, he should get some complementary napalm  >:D

Either way the result would be One Giant Blister  :yesnod: :yikes: :nono: :eeeek:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Talg on February 16, 2017, 06:53:44 AM
The Monsanto Diet


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 19, 2017, 04:42:59 PM

Desiccation Elation


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on February 21, 2017, 09:36:44 PM
Mudagonia!

El Chosston

Grab em by the pupasa.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 21, 2017, 10:03:42 PM

Millennium of Mud

Two Bits and Four Cents

Close Butt No Cigar


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on February 22, 2017, 06:57:57 AM

 Flaky Crust


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 22, 2017, 07:33:39 PM

Mud and Mullets


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on February 23, 2017, 06:42:22 AM

 Blasters of Blood


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on March 02, 2017, 07:40:00 AM
Cobbler's Revenge

Cobble Factor

Cobblisimo

Cobble Death

Because its in the guidebook [this is funny for an FA, just in case you didn't get it, because it wasn't in the guidebook]


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on March 02, 2017, 11:02:04 AM
Cobbler's Revenge

Cobble Factor

Cobblisimo

Cobble Death

Because its in the guidebook [this is funny for an FA, just in case you didn't get it, because it wasn't in the guidebook]

I thought maybe you or cheez made cobbler for dessert  :lol:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on March 03, 2017, 12:00:24 AM
Jerusalem Chainsaw Massacre


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on March 03, 2017, 03:49:17 PM

Glue-in Factory

Stancing at Stud


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on March 03, 2017, 05:06:07 PM
Studly Stancing


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on March 24, 2017, 07:40:32 PM


 Loose Screw on Loose Tooth


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on March 25, 2017, 10:02:13 AM

 Stick It or Stitch It.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on March 25, 2017, 11:01:43 AM

Stick It or Zip It  :lol:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on March 26, 2017, 05:36:51 AM


 Pork Loin Slab
 ;D


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on April 03, 2017, 04:57:49 AM

 Led Balloon


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on April 04, 2017, 10:29:32 AM
Stick It or Stitch It.
Stich it or Zip It


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on April 04, 2017, 01:28:00 PM
Stich it or Zip It

Mud - have you seen the movie Stick It?


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on April 04, 2017, 05:04:19 PM
No, never heard of it.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on April 04, 2017, 06:07:59 PM
No, never heard of it.

Funny flick about gymnastics.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on April 06, 2017, 08:00:06 AM
Shot Through the Heart of Pinnacles.

Mud To Blame.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on April 06, 2017, 08:49:35 AM
Robusted


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on April 06, 2017, 10:38:52 AM
Shot Through the Heart of Pinnacles.
Mud To Blame.

You Give Pinnacles a Bad Name  :lol:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on April 06, 2017, 12:00:53 PM
oh jeepers


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on April 06, 2017, 12:44:10 PM
Bon Jovi? Really?

Someone needs to ban this thread. It's just dirty now.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on April 06, 2017, 03:17:07 PM
Bon Jovi? Really?

Someone needs to ban this thread. It's just dirty now.

clink started it. Why not just Put Some Sugar On It  :lol:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on April 06, 2017, 03:18:46 PM
it is officially a bad hair day


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on April 06, 2017, 03:22:10 PM

Bad Hair Day

Clink Started It





Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on April 06, 2017, 07:48:10 PM
Ineptitutorial


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on April 07, 2017, 08:59:39 AM
Robusted

Synthetic Slab


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on April 07, 2017, 02:13:03 PM
Ineptitutorial

Feckless Face


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on April 08, 2017, 05:32:56 AM
Fowl Play


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on April 08, 2017, 07:49:48 AM
Fowl Play

(http://i1057.photobucket.com/albums/t395/JCwKCredux/IMG_6511_zpseit9zyse.jpg) (http://s1057.photobucket.com/user/JCwKCredux/media/IMG_6511_zpseit9zyse.jpg.html)


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on April 15, 2017, 12:14:03 PM
Hefty Boy Burgers


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on April 17, 2017, 03:49:59 PM

Geophagy


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on April 26, 2017, 05:49:41 AM

 Reinconsternation Pinnacle


                  :)


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on April 27, 2017, 06:56:10 AM
With or Without Loincloth


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on May 04, 2017, 04:30:31 PM
Dennis and Noal,
I thought of a good name for a route that won't go from stance.

Off the Hook  :yesnod: :biggrin:  :thumbup:

Mine will be Sling a Ding Ding  :lol:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on May 05, 2017, 06:20:40 AM
good one.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on May 21, 2017, 10:07:05 AM
In honor of Sondgarden's lead singer passing---

Birth Ritual

Okay, I have the name, now I need a route to fit the name...

An 90's getto blaster w/ CD will of course be required at the base to help with the ambiance (sp?).


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on May 21, 2017, 10:31:04 AM
In honor of Sondgarden's lead singer passing---

Birth Ritual

Okay, I have the name, now I need a route to fit the name...

An 90's getto blaster w/ CD will of course be required at the base to help with the ambiance (sp?).

Sounds like you need Joe's help  :yesnod: :lol:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on May 21, 2017, 04:31:32 PM
Granite Seduction


Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on May 21, 2017, 08:40:14 PM
Condor vs Perigrine
Mud falcon (hate them)
Solid holds


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on May 23, 2017, 04:53:16 PM
Seabright Brews


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on May 23, 2017, 09:21:32 PM

Triple Digit Divot


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on May 24, 2017, 09:35:58 AM

Waiting for Millennials

Bug Juice


Title: Re: route words
Post by: CruxLuv on May 24, 2017, 11:54:04 AM
Seabright Brews

or...See Bright Bruise   ;D


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on May 24, 2017, 02:54:19 PM
Nice play Crux.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on June 02, 2017, 03:33:19 AM
Tinfoil Hat

Enviro Mental


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on June 02, 2017, 08:17:48 AM
Pink Pussy Cat


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on June 02, 2017, 02:54:23 PM
Paying For Sunshine


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on June 02, 2017, 03:17:43 PM
Paying For Sunshine

I did that recently after an exam with the dermatologist. It was expensive  :yesnod: :yikes: :incazzato: :ciappa:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on June 02, 2017, 05:06:39 PM
Left Cali and came back??
 ???


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on June 05, 2017, 03:53:54 PM
Covfefe


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on June 05, 2017, 04:24:01 PM
Quote
Urban Dictionary: Covfefe
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Covfefe
Covfefe is the once secret name of an ancient tentacle monster that white supremacists fornicate with. The name was leaked to the public when...


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on June 10, 2017, 04:07:42 AM

 Belizzi Bud

        :)


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on June 21, 2017, 06:48:49 PM
Belizzi Bud  :)

Fire It Up

Firestorm

Hot Heads Up

Hot Foot

Sweaty Nine Palms


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on June 21, 2017, 08:53:10 PM
Fire It Up

Firestorm

Hot Heads Up

Hot Foot

Sweaty Nine Palms

Needs Salt


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on June 22, 2017, 05:02:56 AM
Quote
Needs Salt

 Saline See


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on June 22, 2017, 05:07:13 AM

  Ginormous Twinkle Swallows Climber


Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on June 22, 2017, 05:25:04 PM
Abandonment

 ;D


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on June 26, 2017, 08:07:48 AM
Abandonment

 ;D

Burnt Orange


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on June 27, 2017, 07:55:54 AM
Forgotten Fantasies


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on July 01, 2017, 08:54:40 PM

Wetter than Normal


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on July 07, 2017, 07:13:47 PM

 Either...or to Neither...nor


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on July 27, 2017, 05:31:59 AM

 Belittled to Late.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on July 28, 2017, 06:25:14 PM
top ten favorite pinnacles route names (in no particular order.)

1.Making Puppies
2. Happily Married Bachelor
3.Even Coyotes Like it Doggie Style
4.Poodle With a Mohawk (btw what's the story with this name?  J-tree related?  saw another route somewhere on the east coast with the same name that predates it.  what are the chances?)
5.Yo Mamma Lives in That Cave
6.You Climb That Hill No Matter How Steep But You Still Ain't Going Nowhere
7.Heat Seeking Moisture Missle
8.Armed With Madness
9.Marmot With a Hand Grenade
10. On the Threshold of a Scream


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on July 28, 2017, 07:11:56 PM
Up the Buttress is in my top five.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on July 28, 2017, 07:25:11 PM
^
you have ba..err I mean good taste!!

what's the other nine gems?


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on July 28, 2017, 08:18:11 PM
Fly Bye
Shake and Bake
Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
Pain in the Asp
Meanderthal
See Alice Pinnacle
Limp at Last
Up the Buttress
Flies on a Pile
Atlas Shrugs

 From recall without a guide, this is what comes to mind.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on July 29, 2017, 09:25:49 AM
wrt to Poodle with a Mohawk

https://www.flickr.com/photos/ladouseur/279609646/

references a poster in Oakland 1982 and the artist being Lynda Barry.

Seems like it could be related?

Would almost be a Tami Knight style Poodle if found in Canada, on a snow slope. Saving lives one poodle at a time.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on July 29, 2017, 05:02:54 PM
My old partner thought what is would be like taking a date to climb at the pinnacles given some of the route names.

He'd warm up on Rocket in My Pocket, Heat Seeking Moisture Missile, move on to , Foreplay, Subterranean Tango and finish with POD Post Orgasmic Depression

He figured it was a sure thing to impress his date.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on July 29, 2017, 05:13:38 PM
perhaps finish on SOB, Sweet Orgasmic Bliss


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on July 29, 2017, 06:17:40 PM
No, Spasm Block next and continue with Hawaiian Noises


Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on July 29, 2017, 06:39:48 PM
Hawaiiian noises is before foreplay..

After foreplay it's subterranean tango


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on July 29, 2017, 08:15:46 PM
I've always liked the name Hawaiian Noises.  Gets the imagination workin'


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Jim on July 29, 2017, 09:21:27 PM
wrt to Poodle with a Mohawk

references a poster in Oakland 1982 and the artist being Lynda Barry.

Seems like it could be related?

Yep that's the one.  There's a steep project to the right called Fifi wears Lycra.  Has one bolt placed by my brother Jon way in the heck up there.  Last time I was on it I got above and in a free stance position to drill the next but was to weak to carry on.  Shook my way down and said when I am stronger..., I'll be back!


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on July 30, 2017, 07:15:43 AM
I've always liked the name Hawaiian Noises.  Gets the imagination workin'

Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee...


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on July 30, 2017, 08:05:51 AM
 ;D


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on July 30, 2017, 08:23:10 AM
Quote
There's a steep project to the right called Fifi wears Lycra. 

That's also a great route name!  That is one really nice chute.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on July 30, 2017, 09:32:16 PM
fragmentary evidence


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on July 31, 2017, 07:22:59 AM
That is one really nice chute.

and only one in it...


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 01, 2017, 04:01:04 PM
On a pinnacle named The Atheist,
a route called,
 No Fishing for Men


Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on August 02, 2017, 08:43:31 PM
South Lake Tahoe Blues??

The Frayed Ends of Sanity??



Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 05, 2017, 12:48:00 PM

 Becoming Apparent


Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on August 05, 2017, 08:54:33 PM
Burp!


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 06, 2017, 06:17:29 AM
Poopy!


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 06, 2017, 05:36:57 PM

Human Sacrifice


Title: Re: route words
Post by: CruxLuv on August 07, 2017, 03:09:24 PM
Lucky Mud

(which, incidentally, is my newest license plate  ;D  LCKY MUD)

“God made mud.
God got lonesome.
So God said to some of the mud, "Sit up!"
"See all I've made," said God, "the hills, the sea, the
sky, the stars."
And I was some of the mud that got to sit up and look
around.
Lucky me, lucky mud.
I, mud, sat up and saw what a nice job God had done.
Nice going, God.
Nobody but you could have done it, God! I certainly
couldn't have.
I feel very unimportant compared to You.
The only way I can feel the least bit important is to
think of all the mud that didn't even get to sit up and
look around.
I got so much, and most mud got so little.
Thank you for the honor!
Now mud lies down again and goes to sleep.
What memories for mud to have!
What interesting other kinds of sitting-up mud I met!
I loved everything I saw!
Good night.
I will go to heaven now.
I can hardly wait...
To find out for certain… And all the good things…
Amen.”

― Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Cat's Cradle


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on August 07, 2017, 03:48:01 PM
Awesome, thank you for the share.

Here's to sweat in your eye,
Lucky Mud


Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on August 07, 2017, 04:11:39 PM
I told Mr Mud he needed to get MUDPRT



Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 08, 2017, 05:50:16 AM

 Lucky Mud indeed. Thanks Crux


Title: Re: route words
Post by: CruxLuv on August 08, 2017, 08:04:03 AM
 :wink:

Missing my climbing peeps - damn bike. 

Be well-


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on August 09, 2017, 04:21:08 PM
Bikes are awesome.  I am doing more riding the climbing at the moment, mostly dirt.  Although I have been starting up a couple of tick lists


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on August 10, 2017, 10:09:39 AM
tick...
tick....
tick....


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 11, 2017, 01:09:25 AM
Tickles


Title: Re: route words
Post by: NOAL on August 11, 2017, 06:56:03 AM
Tickle Cells

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvZfKFb6Vbo


Title: Re: route words
Post by: CruxLuv on August 11, 2017, 12:38:16 PM
Asthmatic Kitty



Title: Re: route words
Post by: Brad Young on August 21, 2017, 05:50:17 PM
It's been very, very quiet here on Mudn'Crud in this, the height of the non-Pinnacles season.

So I'm going to break a rule. Slightly. These are route names. Real routes, real names. But they aren't from Pinnacles. I love Pinnacles. But it's out of season. And it's been so, so quiet here. So, here comes a slight rule infraction.

These routes are at Burst Rock. Most of you who read these threads know that that area is on Sonora Pass Highway. The climbs are on a newly climbed formation I've named "Toller Tower." Most of you who know me know that the word "Toller" is short for my dogs' breed: "Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retrievers."

Eight routes:

- White Paws (70 feet, mixed bolts and gear, 5.10b ***);

- Gorgeous Eyes;

- Rabid Retrievers;

- Fanatical Fetchers;

- Fine Feathers;

- Sticks;

- Snowballs; and

- (For the ugly, dirty 5.2 chimney that just had to be soloed): Cleaning Up the Yard.

We're having way too much fun up here  ;D


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 22, 2017, 03:10:40 PM


Dirt Nap


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Brad Young on August 22, 2017, 05:05:39 PM

Dirt Nap


Too dark/not "up" enough for a route name  ;)


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 22, 2017, 06:21:17 PM
Too dark/not "up" enough for a route name  ;)

Shirley you can't be sirius.

I thought it was perfect given the lack of activity at the mud.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Brad Young on August 22, 2017, 06:39:06 PM

Shirley you can't be sirius.

I thought it was perfect given the lack of activity at the mud.


Maybe, maybe. But can you fly this plane, and land it?


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 23, 2017, 04:44:23 AM

 Death by Machete


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on August 23, 2017, 07:39:43 AM
Learn or Burn


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 23, 2017, 08:35:57 AM
Wow. Mud is getting scriptural with that route name.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 23, 2017, 10:04:58 AM
Wow. Mud is getting scriptural with that route name.

I thought he was referring to books - I prefer the latter - Fahrenheit 451


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on August 23, 2017, 02:48:39 PM
yes books no religion


Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on August 23, 2017, 08:56:20 PM
Mr Mud attends the house of Mud for redemption.

I hear the reservoir water has healing powers....just like the Dead Sea.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 24, 2017, 04:26:59 AM

 Well, if there is a Sunday School Rock out there, Learn or Burn would make make a good route name IMO.  >:D

 BTW, why is there a devil smiley but no angel? A delusional smiley is needed for certain.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on August 24, 2017, 03:32:59 PM


           :aureola:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on August 24, 2017, 04:13:20 PM
"A Thousand Pints Of Lime" wouldn't be prudent


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 24, 2017, 05:45:52 PM

 I stand corrected JC.

 Munge, A thousand pints of lime is about equal to 99 bottles of beer.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on August 25, 2017, 10:07:37 AM
Doo Wop


Title: Re: route words
Post by: waldo on August 25, 2017, 09:00:35 PM

I hear the reservoir water has healing powers....just like the Dead Sea.

Only if you drink it. Tastes like lime?


Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on August 27, 2017, 07:23:39 PM
Just look at Mr Mud, he drank the water and looks quite normal.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on August 28, 2017, 05:22:36 PM
you can lead a horse to water but not a master of mud


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on August 28, 2017, 08:01:31 PM
Mugs Are Needed



Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on September 02, 2017, 10:25:56 AM

 Arm Pittance


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on September 04, 2017, 04:07:07 PM
Arm Pittance

What? Did you go to the gym this weekend?


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on October 08, 2017, 08:03:05 PM
See Ya Crater Alligator  :lol: :yesnod: :thumbup: :smilewinkgrin:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on October 08, 2017, 09:33:51 PM
Wise choice to stick to the gym.... ;D

Few new route name:
Route a thousand Years Wide
Birth Ritual



Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on October 09, 2017, 04:40:54 AM

 Moss I'd Like to Fondle


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on October 09, 2017, 10:00:05 AM
Moss I'd Like to Fondle

MILF and Cookies :lol: :yesnod: :thumbup:


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on October 24, 2017, 09:02:18 AM
 Gulp, the Magic Flagon


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on October 24, 2017, 03:05:26 PM
Baked Plutocrat

Roasted Chossnuts


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on October 24, 2017, 05:08:16 PM
Quote
Roasted Chossnuts

 ...on a propane fire,

 Gnat King


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Brad Young on October 24, 2017, 06:53:19 PM
The Fixture.

(And memo to self: don't forget your quickdraws; leading a first ascent roped solo with a total of six carabiners leaves no room for error.)


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on October 25, 2017, 01:01:26 AM

Quote
The Fixture.


 Fixture:a familiar or invariably present element or feature in some particular setting; especially :a person long associated with a place or activity

 Naming a route after yourself Brad?


Title: Re: route words
Post by: Brad Young on October 25, 2017, 05:46:25 AM


 Fixture:a familiar or invariably present element or feature in some particular setting; especially :a person long associated with a place or activity

 Naming a route after yourself Brad?


Ah for sh%t sakes, now you're gonna go there too?

All right, the name will be "Fixtures" instead of "The Fixture." Obviously including you in on that name (and all you others to whom it applies; you listening Cook, Mud, Walton, et al?).

Maybe a sideways reference also to the two fenceposts that are still sitting there, untouched by me.






Title: Re: route words
Post by: mynameismud on October 25, 2017, 07:38:36 AM
I never listen.  Too painful.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: JC w KC redux on November 04, 2017, 05:02:34 PM

Limited Loyalty


Title: Re: route words
Post by: clink on November 09, 2017, 07:17:04 PM

 Gassed and Rebuffed


Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on November 10, 2017, 06:11:18 PM
McConachie 5.8



Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on November 13, 2017, 04:10:08 PM
The frayed ends of sanity
 :o :o


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on November 13, 2017, 04:57:10 PM
The frayed ends of sanity
 :o :o

already claimed by someone else...

http://www.mudncrud.com/forums/index.php?topic=2362.460


Title: Re: route words
Post by: F4? on November 13, 2017, 08:48:42 PM
I reclaim the route neame.


Title: Re: route words
Post by: mungeclimber on November 13, 2017, 10:58:08 PM
from yerself! LOL