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Title: New 4Route Regulations
Post by: F4? on February 02, 2021, 06:15:53 PM
Okay so there are a few new rules

1 all bolts must be placed 6-10ft apart
2 if you live in Washington, your projects are surrendered to....me.
3 not only is a age softbrushing required, mid evil hard scrubbing is a must.
4 all chimney route will have bolts on the side, no carrying cams, that’s like 2015.
5 foot holds need to be marked with 1 tic. Handholds 2tics.
6 once a route is certified by that book author' a plaque will go at the base stating who, why, how, maybe, would have, could have, should have.
7 route establish Maxium limit of 199, sorry rules is rules.

A copy of said rules will be transcribed on the toilet paper from the restroom and be seal and stored on top of the Monolith.
Title: Re: New 4Route Regulations
Post by: Tuff Chik on February 02, 2021, 06:19:05 PM
OMG - thanks for the ab workout!   ;D ^-^ :)
Title: Re: New 4Route Regulations
Post by: NOAL on February 02, 2021, 06:47:59 PM
C'mon you dont need cams or bolts in most chimneys. Be the cam
Title: Re: New 4Route Regulations
Post by: JC w KC redux on February 02, 2021, 08:37:14 PM
Okay so there are a few new rules

Who do you think you are? Bill Maher??!
Title: Re: New 4Route Regulations
Post by: mudworm on February 02, 2021, 09:18:02 PM
A copy of said rules will be transcribed on the toilet paper from the restroom and be seal and stored on top of the Monolith.

Loved it. One question: used TP or unused? Either way, do it, F4?!
Title: Re: New 4Route Regulations
Post by: F4? on February 02, 2021, 09:50:09 PM
Mud worm I have little standards, so it would be fresh TP.

Unless something happens along the way to the monolith.....never know
Title: Re: New 4Route Regulations
Post by: mynameismud on February 03, 2021, 09:41:54 PM
Be the cam

 8)
Title: Re: New 4Route Regulations
Post by: mudworm on February 03, 2021, 09:56:13 PM
Be the cam
8)
...until you are stuck.
Title: Re: New 4Route Regulations
Post by: NOAL on February 04, 2021, 08:12:27 AM
Sometimes cams get stuck. Especially those rigid friends.
Title: Re: New 4Route Regulations
Post by: mynameismud on February 04, 2021, 09:01:00 AM
Did you say rigid friends tend to suck?
Title: Re: New 4Route Regulations
Post by: mungeclimber on February 19, 2021, 02:53:55 PM
I was not served with legal process, so even if F4 has subject matter jurisdiction, he doesn't have personal jurisdiction because I haven't had sufficient contacts with the mudncrud in question.

Besides I'm pretty sure F4 was lit when he wrote that.
Title: Re: New 4Route Regulations
Post by: F4? on February 19, 2021, 08:08:22 PM
WTF are you some kind of a lawyer?

You were served via pubic notice as were others.

I was of a clear mind when the rules were established.

Must ratify.

Title: Re: New 4Route Regulations
Post by: mungeclimber on February 19, 2021, 10:37:35 PM
This time I know he was on the hooch! His spouse outed him! Ft Bragg? I don't think that's near Soledad at all, is it? ;)