2010 Funny Quotes

[mudworm]

I used to have a thread tracking funny quotes while climbing. We now don't climbing that much any more, but that should not be a reason to stop recording the funny moments in our lives. I still get a few chuckles when I remembered them. So, I'm starting this thread here just so everyone can record some funny conversations they had or heard in 2010.

[mudworm]

Off the top of my head, here is one from a phone conversation:

mudworm: On your way home, can you make sure you stop and get the water jug filled? I'm working from home tomorrow; if the water jug is empty, I'll die of dehydration.

Mr. Mud: You promise?

[mudworm]

This one from our text messages this morning.

I got up early and went to the gym to climb with Jeanne. When I was walking in to work, I remembered some good conversation I had with Mr. Mud the night before and decided to send him a text message:

mudworm: Honey, I love you. You are a positive influence in my life. You really are. Have a great day!

Mr. Mud: Are you ok? How bad was the crash?

[F4?]

All time best from Munge: "Is that hold good?" repeated and repeated as I got higher.

[mungeclimber]

All time best from Munge: "Is that hold good?" repeated and repeated as I got higher.

hope this wasn't from Desecration Palpitation.  cuz, I told ya so...

[mungeclimber]

This one from our text messages this morning.

I got up early and went to the gym to climb with Jeanne. When I was walking in to work, I remembered some good conversation I had with Mr. Mud the night before and decided to send him a text message:

mudworm: Honey, I love you. You are a positive influence in my life. You really are. Have a great day!

Mr. Mud: Are you ok? How bad was the crash?

ROTFLMAO!!!!

[mungeclimber]

overheard...

"no, you don't need the camera"... as the stick clip was rapidly assembled



names omitted to protect the guilty

[F4?]

hope this wasn't from Desecration Palpitation.  cuz, I told ya so...

Prolly uttered something like that on that route. But it was from Heaven's Gate....and each hold was crap!

[mungeclimber]

hah!  yeah, that middle section was highly funky

[mudworm]

-- Do I look dorky in these sunglasses?

-- Do I have to answer that?