Maybe the conditioning tour should start with Foreplay.
No, that ain't gonna happen.
Tell you what: you do "Brad's Conditioning Tour" with me, and, later in the season, I'll do "Adam's Conditioning Tour" (more commonly known as Foreplay) with you. We could also start even earlier, in October, with "Tom's Conditioning Tour," which will kick both our asses: come hang at Salsa's B&B for a few days and we'll do some of Addison's two and three star routes in The Lost World (up to 5.13b - I'll belay you on those).
That sounds to me like a win-win-win.