Free Tick Removal Service

[NOAL]

Will be down there tomorrow somewheres between East Side parking and High Peaks. 

I will have the rusty knife if anyone needs tick removal or other minor surgery.

Just holler.

[JC w KC redux]

I think you misspelled fee as free

[NOAL]

Tips are appreciated but not mandatory.

[JC w KC redux]

Tips are appreciated but not mandatory.

You should be charging - especially BRAD!

Go back to the end of the line grasshopper...

[NOAL]

No grasshoppers just ticks.  Grasshoppers are cool unless there's a lot of them at the same time.  Knife can't help with that.  Pretty good eatin'

[Brad Young]

Any extra charge for scars that look like a tattoo of a bullet hole?

(How can you charge extra to "free"?)

[NOAL]

I can do other designs besides bullet hole.  It's tank top season so you can show that scar off.

[Brad Young]

I have been. So far Vicki, both daughters, and most of my staff are impressed with your handiwork. Two of my staff wanted your phone number.

[NOAL]

Two of my staff wanted your phone number.
 

Uh-oh.

[clink]

 They are both named Sue.

 

[clink]

 Only one is a boy

[JC w KC redux]

Daddy sang bass, momma sang tenor...

[JC w KC redux]

Next time you get him under the knife dig deeper until you start to hit wires and the titanium substructure.