Magnum PO???
JC has AOPOD, Acute Overobsesive Poison Oak Dysfunction.
In between Snake Charmer and Pain In the Asp is a PO bush that I repeatedly kept getting in. I was completely focused on the new climbs and not on the PO. Finally on the rapel, a strong gust of wind caught the rope and it landed smack in the middle of the PO.
So I was dubbed Magnum Po or Magnum for short. People with excessively large foreheads shouldn't throw out these kind of nicknames.
It's not like I was frolicking naked through the poison oak.
Recently JC said "you read my mind", I replied "I like short stories".
So all is fair.