Craig's List Ad

[F4?]

My wife prowls through Craig's list looking for a job and humor.

I think this takes the cake:

Super Sexy Singles Outdoor Event $800/day
Date: 2010-01-05, 2:57PM

We are hosting a really fun and awesome event, we have a group of executives who are coming in in town to look at investing in one of our new product lines for the outdoors. We are taking the execs outdoors to do some hiking and rock climbing, and want to bring some really sexy and fun girls with us. You have to be an outdoor girl that looks good with the makeup or without. We are looking for fun, sexy, open minded, and flirty women.

You have to be in shape and like new adventures, you will be paid for drive time and will make about $800/day



Location: East Bay
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $800/day

[squiddo]

Sure Bratton, nice try.

BTW, who did you make the check out to. Ya Mary Jane.

[mungeclimber]

nice, no description of what they do, just that how they are?  sure sounds legit, eh?

[Ubergoober]

Perfectly legit...I figured we could use some help on the Balconies this weekend.

[squiddo]

NICE Uber

[F4?]

Honey, where are you going with make-up on and your climbing gear?

"Oh, no where"

Mr Mud better watch out.

[mynameismud]

Come on we will never get caught.

[squiddo]

will you share the take home is the q

[mungeclimber]

Honey, where are you going with make-up on and your climbing gear?

"Oh, no where"

Mr Mud better watch out.

Mr. Mud wears make up?

[squiddo]

For $800 a day, heck I'd wear makeup. 

[F4?]

For $800 a day, heck I'd wear makeup. 

And be fun, flirty & open minded.....

[Ubergoober]

For $800 a day, heck I'd wear makeup. 

Wow, your prices have gone up!

[squiddo]

Wow, your prices have gone up!

what can I say, inflation