Long Dong Silver TR on the taco

[mungeclimber]

http://www.supertopo.com/tr/Black-C-k-Down-Conquering-Long-Dong-Silver/t13057n.html

right good choss climbing in a back water part of the state of Utah.

[JC w KC redux]

It's Long Dong Slithers.
Don't those maroons know anything?

[NOAL]

I like the part about how when they would hammer on one side stuff would fall off the other.  I also noticed on their gear list was a pika hook called a mud hook.  Looks like runout custom has some of the pika hooks. They all look cool especially the ones with the big radius. You got any of those munge?

[mynameismud]

I used to have one of those large radius hooks I think Pika calls their hook the Ibis hook  It was cool but I never found many good spots to use it.

[NOAL]

There's a website for canyoneering that sells them too. Seems like they would be good for rappelling. Says for one of the big hooks it can be combined with more to make a grappling hook.

[JC w KC redux]

Not even at gunpoint. It's friggin' shale. Might as well go dry tool a beach cliff.

You can either surf or fight. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

[mungeclimber]

I've got one of the Pika small beak/blade things. think it's called a Toucan.  Haven't really used it yet. But Utah is waiting for me.

[JC w KC redux]

Does your nose also know the flavor of fruit?...wherever it grows?...

How would you like your eulogy to read?

[mungeclimber]

sand landing, how bad could it be?  Guy ripped and landed in the sand. Totally safe.

[JC w KC redux]

I didn't actually read the TR - too long. I just looked at the pictures and scanned 

Endless square miles of Mesozoic dirt dotted with inselbergs

[mungeclimber]

whaducallme?!

[mynameismud]

nutty stuff

[NOAL]

C'mon who wouldn't want to get up on the dong.....

[JC w KC redux]

C'mon who wouldn't want to get up on the dong.....

I got a better idea!

[NOAL]

If it's taking on the top standing up that's frightening you could straddle or sit on the dong.

[JC w KC redux]

I'm almost 2 kilometers tall

[clink]

 

I got a better idea!

JC, you aren't the only one with a better, though birdbrained idea.

Bird brain: Smart stork hides in zoo to to duck hurricane

Marabou stork seen inside bathroom at facility


Updated: 8:00 AM PDT Oct 7, 2016

The Associated Press
 
ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. — Humans aren't the only ones hunkering down as Hurricane Matthew batters Florida: A stork has apparently found refuge in a zoo bathroom.

The St. Augustine Alligator Farm and Zoological Park shared a photo of a marabou stork inside a bathroom at the facility. The zoo's Facebook page jokes in the caption, "No species discrimination in this bathroom!"

The stork isn't the only animal taking cover from the storm. The zoo also shared photos of young alligators swimming indoors in plastic tubs and other birds walking around freely inside a building.

The zoo said it has moved all its birds and mammals inside.

 This bird is one white visor away from being remarkable.

[JC w KC redux]

That bird needs a visor. It is fugly!