Author Topic: Quotes (Read 13916 times)

The Big · « **on:** January 18, 2006, 09:44:55 PM »

Just figured that I would start the 2006 quotes thread.

Here is a real gem

" The Enduro Pitch is a sport climb."

Here is one more

" Pain is good."

mudworm · « **Reply #1 on:** January 19, 2006, 09:05:12 AM »

"More and more, I'm convinced that wearing a helmet is a good idea."

- "Nah, helmets are for sport climbers."

"Brad wears a helmet..."

- "Yeah, but Brad is a wanna-be sport climber."

Brad Young · « **Reply #2 on:** January 19, 2006, 09:16:32 AM »

Mr Mud, about to launch out on a loose, rediscovered Pinnacles obscurity: "Brad, maybe I could borrow your helmet?"

mudworm · « **Reply #3 on:** January 19, 2006, 09:28:47 AM »

Ahhh, here is more:

"Hey, you can't take pictures of me wearing a helmet. That'll ruin my reputation!"

This conversation happened beneath a roof where "some kind of bird spends some time up there and likes to puke-shit mouse remains down onto the route." I had to force a helmet on him because I could not stand the thought of a mouse corpse on his head.

mudworm · « **Reply #4 on:** January 19, 2006, 09:37:04 AM »

Brad, I know you made up that quote. Here is why:

While putting Brad's helmet on Mr Mud's head, I felt unsure. Looking at Brad who was 70 feet away, I asked, "Do we need permission from Brad for using his helmet?"

"Nah. You don't need permission from Brad for anything."

Anonymous · « **Reply #5 on:** January 19, 2006, 10:11:23 AM »

I didn't make it up. he wore the helmet on both / all three of his efforts on the climb. He asked me specifically before one of the attempts. Post the photos!

mungeclimber · « **Reply #6 on:** January 19, 2006, 10:23:15 AM »

<3 mudworm, we get the full beta on Mr Mud Life, not just the image he wants to project.

"I don't want to die"

mudworm · « **Reply #7 on:** January 19, 2006, 10:25:59 AM »

Boy, am I in trouble.

The Big · « **Reply #8 on:** January 19, 2006, 10:29:13 AM »

It is true I wanted the helmet to keep dead mouse parts from falling on my head. Had one near miss at the base. Did not want to get up into that gaping crack and have some bird crap puke on my head. Was not worried about getting that on the helmet.

The Big · « **Reply #9 on:** January 19, 2006, 10:30:22 AM »

I do not have any pics of me wearing a helmet on that route

salad · « **Reply #10 on:** January 19, 2006, 11:58:28 AM »

i think it would far cooler to have body parts and puke on my head than a helmet.

hell, it would be like friday nite with uber.

mungeclimber · « **Reply #11 on:** January 19, 2006, 12:22:37 PM »

that's so wrong in so many ways

hahaha

The Big · « **Reply #12 on:** March 27, 2006, 10:47:09 AM »

Layton Kor wears high heels.

by the infamous mudworm.

mudworm · « **Reply #13 on:** March 27, 2006, 11:05:48 AM »

Hey, mister, taking words out of context is cruel!

So Mr Mud and Uber were having a self-motivational conversation telling themselves and each other that many top level climbers were not tall. One made a comment that even though Layton Kor always seemed big like a tower in photos, he was actually no more than 5'10". That's when I made the above explanation to the confused boys. It only takes a woman's eye to see the truth.

mungeclimber · « **Reply #14 on:** March 27, 2006, 11:16:26 AM »

LOL!!!

The Big · « **Reply #15 on:** March 27, 2006, 01:30:08 PM »

That cannot be how it went, it is all to rational.

mungeclimber · « **Reply #16 on:** March 27, 2006, 02:35:35 PM »

[mudworm "eeeeeeeeewww" voice]But I'm eating! [/mudworm "eeeeeeeeewww" voice]

mudworm · « **Reply #17 on:** March 27, 2006, 02:54:42 PM »

Hoho, don't you expect me to tell the context for that one

Not that it'll ruin Mr Mud's reputation or anything.

The Big · « **Reply #18 on:** June 02, 2006, 08:18:49 AM »

Climbing it isn't a job it's an obsession.

This came from a guy that once climbed around 300 days one year. Yes on rock.

mungeclimber · « **Reply #19 on:** June 02, 2006, 08:52:55 AM »

that's not a quotable quote, that's just fact

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Author Topic: Quotes (Read 13916 times)

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