I received an email from a very upset woman today. Scroll down first to read her email and then scroll back up to read my response. I'm so going to hell.
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Adrienne,
I'm afraid you have the wrong Jeff. I don't know who you are, who your kids are, nor do I know anyone named "Penny". And although I once lived outside the Windy City (30 years ago), I now live 1500 miles away and the only time I'm in Chicago is when I have to transfer through O'Hare. So unless I got really drunk one night at the airport bar...I mean, I suppose it is possible, but I would have to have been really really drunk and flying through Chicago around Christmas time...I guess that's happened before (once maybe, but that was years ago and no matter what airport security may say, I did NOT streak naked through Concourse E)...and I would have had to have met you then and given you my email address and said I would attend the party while at the same time hanging out with some woman named Penny (which, if I was that drunk, probably not likely unless she was really drunk too)...yeah, just doesn't really seem plausible. I mean, if it was Boston or Austin or Denver, I could understand how something like that would happen, but definitely not in Chicago.
Sorry the other Jeff is such a jerk, but maybe he's not responding because you are sending emails to the wrong address? Or maybe he gave you my address for some reason, in which case he really is a jerk and if you ever do manage to get a hold of him please ask him to stop. You can tell him the other Jeff said so.
Happy Holidays!
-Not the Jeff Lane you were trying to reach
PS - Hopefully I made you laugh and not more angry. In all seriousness, hopefully this guy isn't as much of an ass as he sounds and you work things out.
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Jeff,
Here is the Evite from last Christmas, where on here does it say that we
would be serving breakfast??? We make a huge dinner for a bunch of people,
why would we make breakfast as well??? We had appetizers. And, as always,
you didn't even bother responding! Seriously!
You know what? Don't buy my kids anything, just start acknowledging them,
that's all they want for Christmas is for you and Penny to actually
acknowledge them for once.
Adrienne Murphy
Administrative Supervisor
Expeditors Chicago1
