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My Name Is Mud, another kind
« on: February 06, 2010, 11:02:46 PM »

Primus - My Name Is Mud


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My name is Mud
Not to be confused with ill
Or wack or feet or penis
My name is mud and it's always been
'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen
I dress in blue-yes navy blue
From head to toe I'm rather drab except my patent shoes
I make 'em shine, well most the time
'Cept today my feet are troddin' on by this crag of mine
Six two foot and rude as hell
I got to get him and pound before he starts to yell
My name is Mud

My name is Mud, but call me DES, Dennis, Erik
That's long for Mud so I've been told
Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me coated goo and cold
I've got my pride, I drink my wine
I'd drink the finest except I haven't earned time in several months
Or were it years
The choss on that rat bastard could bring any man to tears
We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with a steel bolt tap!
My name is Mud


Classic Primus! (modified words by munge)
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Re: My Name Is Mud, another kind
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2010, 08:21:15 AM »
Like The Primus....saw them once.
Weird & Rad. good show. ;D
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Re: My Name Is Mud, another kind
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2010, 10:03:38 AM »
bummer, no tape on the shovel.
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Re: My Name Is Mud, another kind
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2010, 12:36:23 PM »
My version: :)

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My name is Mud
Not to be confused with Bill
Or Jack but I'll do with Dennis
My name is Mud and it's always been
'Cause I'm the most hard ass sons-a-bitch you've ever seen
My cheek is chewed-yes very screwed
From head to toe I'm rather drab except my climbing shoes
I make 'em stick, well most the time
'Cept today my feet are troddin' on this chossy line
Sixty-two foot and steep as hell
I got to send it and get down before it all goes to hell
My name is Mud

My name is Mud, and I smell like mold
I climb really hard but I'm getting old
And I like to drink my beers and Bailey's icy cold
I've got my pride, I send my lines
I'd send the finest except I haven't even climbed in several months
Or were it years
Because I've traded my nuts and cams in for cranks and gears
I work too hard and I'm getting fat
But I'll still best anyone on this forum on a finger crack!
My name is Mud
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Re: My Name Is Mud, another kind
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2010, 02:12:14 PM »
Thanks Uber.  Made me laugh.  Which is good considering we lost power in a data center today.  yes I have heard of UPS's.
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Re: My Name Is Mud, another kind
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2010, 02:57:04 PM »
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Thanks Uber.  Made me laugh.  Which is good considering we lost power in a data center today.  yes I have heard of UPS's.

Doesn't Siemensss make UPSs?? They seem to make everything else....
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Re: My Name Is Mud, another kind
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2010, 04:23:26 PM »
Hmmmm, brown trucks....brown suits. :P
Sorry, couldn't help it.
Yowza.
You had to be there, I guess.
As you were.
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Re: My Name Is Mud, another kind
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2010, 04:50:49 PM »
Quote from: Ubergoober on February 12, 2010, 12:36:23 PM
My version: :)
Classic! You know Mud well, Uber! Except one thing though -- he objects strongly whenever I say he is getting fat. Instead, he claims he has lost weight especially after he got braces. I say, oh, that's perfect for climbing! He replies, no, it's not good for endurance.
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Re: My Name Is Mud, another kind
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2010, 05:01:49 PM »
he's mos def skinnier than before.





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Re: My Name Is Mud, another kind
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2010, 07:02:20 PM »
Not fat.  Soft perhaps but not fat.
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Re: My Name Is Mud, another kind
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2010, 08:35:55 AM »
He's just soft now. Shit he won't even go to the Pinns. Prolly afraid of getting dirty.
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Re: My Name Is Mud, another kind
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2010, 10:59:01 AM »
Dude, my mind is dirty enough for 3 people.
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