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Caption Contest
« on: January 03, 2012, 10:08:03 PM »
No prizes. 





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skully

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2012, 10:17:10 PM »
HoMan! We ARE gonna die! Are you sure we're not gonna die? Wait...Where ARE we, anyway?
 ;)
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2012, 10:20:28 PM »
I do not know but some kind of thresh hold is about to be hit.
Here's to sweat in your eye

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2012, 10:24:33 PM »
nice Skully!
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2012, 10:26:28 PM »
We do what we can, bro.

It could be simplified to just..."Homan" with the rest implied, but it's not as much fun. ;-)
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2012, 10:43:34 PM »
Has anyone seen my shoe?
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2012, 11:18:57 PM »
"Who the fuck wrote this guidebook anyway"

Sorry Brad but I had to take the cheap shot.  ;)

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2012, 11:22:59 PM »
WTF is this route....

Anonther cheap shot on the guide.....as it doesn't mention the waterfalls on the Balconies...
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2012, 11:39:25 PM »
F4    waterfalls?  what are you talking about?

It clearly calls out the ice climbing routes on Peregrine and Lava Falls on page 399. noob
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2012, 07:14:10 AM »
"The guide says there are bolts on the wall, but I don't see them...WTF??"
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2012, 08:05:25 AM »
Hey Cleetus...you sure this is Class 3?  I know what the guidebook says but...
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2012, 08:22:57 AM »
"But it's not blue. And I don't see any outlets for my plug."

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2012, 08:24:52 AM »
"is this topo to scale?"

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2012, 10:10:38 AM »
"wtf, I'm sure there was an ASCA rebolting effort here, but dayum these bolts look sketch!"
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2012, 11:06:05 AM »
 ;)
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2012, 11:40:36 AM »
Quote
"wtf, I'm sure there was an ASCA rebolting effort here, but dayum these bolts look sketch!"

Perfectly fine & totally bomer.

Plus they keep the riff raff off it it.
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2012, 01:00:18 PM »
They call this a three star route?
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2012, 02:35:35 PM »
This picture exists to be captioned.


"The next person to leave trash out in plain sight for years is going to see what you can really lasso a noose around."

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2012, 02:41:29 PM »
We've caught you rap bolting!

We take that seriously around here!
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2012, 03:39:07 PM »
We've caught you rap bolting!

We take that seriously around here!

lol