Crap, I honestly thought we were on for April 13/14 but there was still some hemming and hawing going on.
Crux, since you are the Queen and we all love you, would you consider looking into two or three adjacent "normal" campsites that are together and/or across the road from on another? And is the April 13/14 weekend out for most people?
We should also plan a SPH "introducing THE BOOK weekend."