More adjective than proper name.
How 'bout a temporary name change until this is rebolted?
Soylent Green seems appropriate since that is what anyone will probably be should they take a fall on any of the "hardware".
Or maybe Thundering Herd was the sound imagined by the FA'ers of the body as it thumps and thuds down the cliff.
In the meantime - Don't forget to stomp the divots!