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Shutdown
« on: October 01, 2013, 09:17:11 AM »
In October of 1990 the Federal Government shut down for four days as a result of a veto by the first President Bush.  The closure fell over a weekend and Holmgren and I did not take it well.  How dare they close our Monument!  The statute of limitations has expired, so I can confess that we ignored the closure.  We parked on a turnout just out of sight of the locked gate on the West Side and walked in to the High Peaks.  We climbed and strolled on a beautiful day, untroubled by anybody else!  Upon our cross country return, we discovered several rangers patroling the road below us on foot and an enforcement vehicle parked at the gate.  Jack and I did not doubt that his car had been recognized and that the reception committee was for us.  We both got the giggles as we crept Indian style through the chaparral. We worked our way close to the road and waited for the closest ranger to turn his back.  He quickly cooperated and we ran like bandits for the car, Holmgren cackling wildly.  Despite the irreverent noise, we made a clean break. 

Here we go again, but, unfortunately, I'm not nearly as fast as I once was.

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« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2013, 09:48:43 AM »
Under Section 34 of the Code of Federal Regulations, there is no statute of limitations and no expiration at all for having violated Federal land use regulations...

Nice story. Ron Skelton and I did a similar thing in "The" Valley that same year. We got in using an employee ID. We did an FA on Higher Cathedral Rock that we called Malice Aforethought.

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Re: Shutdown
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2013, 09:55:31 AM »
Bob is also a fiction writer. Have I mentioned that before? ;)

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Re: Shutdown
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2013, 11:44:34 AM »
Under Section 34 of the Code of Federal Regulations, there is no statute of limitations and no expiration at all for having violated Federal land use regulations...

Brad, don't tell Phyllis! 

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« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2013, 04:23:47 PM »
Here is another reason why Pinnacles should not have become a National Park.

It's in-consistent...open, closed, open?

Maybe a private group could buy it and manage it like Disneyland?
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« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2013, 04:47:28 PM »
Here is another reason why Pinnacles should not have become a National Park.

They've got all National Monuments closed right now too.
Hopefully they'll pull their heads out of their arses before the weekend but I'm not holding my breath. Sounds like a party at Brad's this weekend :)
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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2013, 05:00:29 PM »
Even worse a Monument....the land needs to be managed for profit, like Las Vegas....
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« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2013, 05:56:34 PM »
It would be worth the drive down in order to poach but I am leaving town
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« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2013, 06:22:48 PM »
Under Section 34 of the Code of Federal Regulations, there is no statute of limitations and no expiration at all for having violated Federal land use regulations...

What's the penalty?
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« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2013, 07:27:54 PM »
What's the penalty?

There isn't any, I made that up out of whole cloth. Sounded pretty good didn't it? But it didn't even phase Bob.

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« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2013, 08:55:58 PM »
I had dealings with the FBI in my youth.  I much prefer the NPS.  I was much impressed by the dedication of the rangers protecting the Pinns from Jack and me.  They weren't getting paid.

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« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2013, 09:25:03 PM »
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I was much impressed by the dedication of the rangers protecting the Pinns from Jack and me.  They weren't getting paid.

Chock it up to training?
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« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2013, 09:45:32 PM »
I'm definitely going to get into trouble with this.

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Re: Shutdown
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2013, 08:32:32 AM »
Trouble making plans confirmed... heading to Yose.

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Re: Shutdown
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2013, 12:58:17 PM »
Its amazing how fun being a criminal can be.

The serenity in Yosemite this weekend was amazing.



We didn't have to wait in line to climb The West Face, one of the best climbs of my life.

And we had a a great afternoon doing naked yoga next to Swinging Bridge.

Now I have to decide what and who I will climb with at The Pinns.

This is like a video game for me.

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Re: Shutdown
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2013, 03:52:01 PM »
This post will self destruct in t-minus....



great pic!
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« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2013, 05:51:37 PM »

... And we had a a great afternoon doing naked yoga next to Swinging Bridge...


Oh, gag me with a blender. That's waaay too much information...

We climbed (legally) today in the South Fork. Nothing long (180 feet), but, like you we had it all to ourselves.

P.S. please be careful and don't get caught.

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« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2013, 04:05:24 PM »
The weather will be perfect in the monument this weekend.
Say goodbye to Pinnacles...say goodbye my baby...(sung to Billy Joel's Say Goodbye to Hollywood).
Would I like to go? Sure.
Would I like to find out the penalty for trespassing on federal land - nope.
I imagine a stiff fine and possible banning from the place for an undetermined amount of time.
With my luck they would decide to make an example out of me and impose whatever the maximum is.
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« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2013, 05:48:55 PM »
so what your saying is that you're going to climb granite. Makes sense to me.
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« Reply #19 on: October 09, 2013, 06:32:00 PM »
so what your saying is that you're going to climb granite. Makes sense to me.

Rob - Much as I would like too, that's a big negatory on the granite rubber duckey - 4 1/2 to 5 hours one way is too far to drive to climb for one day. If  we have a long weekend it's a different story. Probably go check out Castle this weekend and head down to SLO weekend after that - unless these asshats wake up - not holding my breath on that one!
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