Carrion my wayward sons... 
My, my, orange you the Conny-sewer of 1970s rock and roll.
By the way, am I the only Ultimate Master of Mud that posts here? I not only have one of the coveted first generation masters of mud mugs, I've got a bright orange shirt which was given to me as a gift by no other than J.C. himself. Anyone else here who is that exalted?