NPR. National Public Radio. The most objective and best news out there.
I listen to it on the radio every morning on the drive in to work.
And now, all of
YOU who have been secretly jealous of my
NORMAL LENGTH SHORTS have every reason to be even more jealous. Why?
Because that news source - the best out there - told us on their radio program this morning that short shorts are back. Yep.
BACK.They've only got a small blurb on their web site. Here it is:
Who Wears Short Shorts?
May 15, 2014 5:12 AM ET
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Hemlines are on the rise this summer. The Wall Street Journal spotted the trend, pointing out that inseams have gone from about 15 inches to more like seven.
Can you all read that? Inseams are up eight inches in one year. Me a trend-setter? Whoda thunkit? No big surprise though at that.
Now I know
YOU ALL are green with envy. I know you'll want to hear the news for yourselves. So, here's a link to the web site with the story (click on it and then click on the audio);
http://www.npr.org/2014/05/15/312674214/the-last-word-in-businessAnd, if it works, this might be an actual link to the radio story itself (can one link an audio file into an internet thread?).
javascript:NPR.Player.openPlayer(312674214,%20312674215,%20null,%20NPR.Player.Action.PLAY_NOW,%20NPR.Player.Type.STORY,%20'0')
Either way, vindication is oh so sweet.
Bwahhahahaha!!!!!