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New term of art of mud n crud: choiss
« on: August 21, 2014, 10:56:24 PM »
Choiss

Noun

1. an act or instance of choissing between two chossy routes; selection between chossy climbs:
"Her choiss of Salathe's Sliver or Happily Married Bachelor was made after months of research. The rest of the sport climbers were not happy with her choiss of routes."

2. the right, power, or opportunity to choissed; option:
3. the person or thing choissen or eligible to be choissed.

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Re: New term of art of mud n crud: choiss
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2014, 07:07:24 AM »
4. If you say it five times in a row, you can claim to be from Brooklyn.

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Re: New term of art of mud n crud: choiss
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2014, 11:36:49 AM »
I am so conflicted now that I have one.
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Re: New term of art of mud n crud: choiss
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2014, 07:51:37 AM »
Tempry

Adjective that may become a verb.

1.A hold that will work for now.

2.You are currently attached to the rock.

3.There is a legal will, just in case, in your pack.

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Re: New term of art of mud n crud: choiss
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2014, 10:43:21 AM »
For example,

That hold was tempry, so I avoided it, and I didn't need a will.
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Re: New term of art of mud n crud: choiss
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2014, 04:46:10 PM »
No, we are all tempry. You need that will.
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Re: New term of art of mud n crud: choiss
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2014, 09:16:38 AM »
You guys have some serious problems. There might be some chois in your brains getting in the way of rational thinking. I hope its tmpry.

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Re: New term of art of mud n crud: choiss
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2014, 06:18:06 PM »
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You guys have some serious problems. There might be some chois in your brains getting in the way of rational thinking.

Thunk

1.The sound of choss striking the skull of someone who should have thunk to wear a helmet.

Is thunk an adjective?
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Re: New term of art of mud n crud: choiss
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2014, 09:11:02 AM »
thunk is an existing term used to think about choss.

who would have thunk it.
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Re: New term of art of mud n crud: choiss
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2014, 05:17:06 PM »
The Bud Lite Lime has gone to their heads.
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Re: New term of art of mud n crud: choiss
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2014, 06:54:12 PM »
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The Bud Lite Lime has gone to their heads.

 Thankyou F4 for trying to understand, but I am drinking a Pacifico and Martha is making bacon wrapped shrimp, herb rice, steamed veggies and mac&cheese.




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 adverb?

 Nuts, pins and cams placed in choss cracks. Initially they resemble gear placements in granite, but when force is applied they produce violent crunching noises. Occasionally they even may hold falls. Mostly used on choss as cool looking accessories.

 
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Re: New term of art of mud n crud: choiss
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2014, 12:10:42 PM »
thunk is an existing term used to think about choss.

who would have thunk it.

Who indeed?  Because if you thunk it, it won't hold for sure.

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Re: New term of art of mud n crud: choiss
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2014, 05:57:11 PM »
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Thankyou F4 for trying to understand, but I am drinking a Pacifico and Martha is making bacon wrapped shrimp, herb rice, steamed veggies and mac&cheese.

Nice, I go to have Abalone and garlic last night...such is the life.

You should try bud lite lime, it goes better with the shrimp.
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