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Re: "Crappy FAs"
« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2014, 11:14:59 PM »
That's what I said!

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Exceptionality, in the form of garbage climbs, has a signifying value all it's own in reasserting what the standard deviation can and should be.
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Re: "Crappy FAs"
« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2014, 11:41:15 PM »
"No route is completely worthless.  It can always serve as a bad example"

Plus it is a good way to keep Brad busy.
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Re: "Crappy FAs"
« Reply #22 on: December 09, 2014, 07:03:02 AM »
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keep Brad busy.

Someone could read new books to him.

I think this was one of his favorites growing up.

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Re: "Crappy FAs"
« Reply #23 on: December 09, 2014, 07:36:33 AM »

That's what I said!


And, as I re-read it, so you did.

We talk about the good climbs, but somehow, some of the really bad climbs become stories.

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Re: "Crappy FAs"
« Reply #24 on: December 09, 2014, 10:21:22 AM »
Rachel is working with me today and came up with one of the most pathetic lines ever. "My jaw hurts from yawning"

Jeez! Rotten rock and kids. >:D
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Re: "Crappy FAs"
« Reply #25 on: December 09, 2014, 11:22:40 AM »
This is Rachel- my dad's jaw hurts too from talking too much
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Re: "Crappy FAs"
« Reply #26 on: December 09, 2014, 12:48:57 PM »
I love crappy Fa's.


I am on a mission, to climb and name "the worst route" at every area I frequent.

I have 2 confirmed, and one in pinns that probably won't cut the mustard if you mudfreaks keep going at this rate!


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Re: "Crappy FAs"
« Reply #27 on: December 09, 2014, 12:52:16 PM »
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That's what I said!

I read you loud and clear.  I just translated it into a more T-shirt/bumper sticker friendly quote.  The quote goes on the front of the shirt  and a list of all the "bad" routes can go on the back. :-X

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Re: "Crappy FAs"
« Reply #28 on: December 09, 2014, 04:29:59 PM »
This is Rachel- my dad's jaw hurts too from talking too much

buahahahaha!
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Re: "Crappy FAs"
« Reply #29 on: December 09, 2014, 04:30:42 PM »
I read you loud and clear.  I just translated it into a more T-shirt/bumper sticker friendly quote.  The quote goes on the front of the shirt  and a list of all the "bad" routes can go on the back. :-X

That sounds awesome!

How much?
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Re: "Crappy FAs"
« Reply #30 on: December 09, 2014, 05:21:32 PM »

That sounds awesome!

How much?


That's two great ideas, Noal for the shirt, and Munge for taking Noal seriously (it didn't even occur to me to take that thought seriously).

Dennis did the mugs and now Noal can do the shirts (in fact Dennis, maybe find an extra mug and give it to Noal, he's got all the MoM qualifications).

An orange shirt for J.C. and other colors for normal people.

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Re: "Crappy FAs"
« Reply #31 on: December 09, 2014, 05:37:59 PM »
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I am on a mission, to climb and name "the worst route" at every area I frequent.

I have seen some awful looking lines recently.

Mucci, I have extra screwdriver you can borrow if you need to tighten anything. ;D

May you succeed and live to tell the story many times.
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Re: "Crappy FAs"
« Reply #32 on: December 09, 2014, 05:44:05 PM »
I am normal and am in for a few shirts and the mugs are great.

When is MoM this year, does someone need to get the group site booked?

 JC, what did the chick say when his mom laid an orange?
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Re: "Crappy FAs"
« Reply #33 on: December 09, 2014, 05:45:37 PM »

I love crappy Fa's.

I am on a mission, to climb and name "the worst route" at every area I frequent.

I have 2 confirmed, and one in pinns that probably won't cut the mustard if you mudfreaks keep going at this rate!


What are the two areas where you've got the crappiest FA?

On SPH, Bruce Bindner has it for sure - it's as bad as any bad Pinns routes.

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Re: "Crappy FAs"
« Reply #34 on: December 09, 2014, 07:09:23 PM »
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When is MoM this year, does someone need to get the group site booked?

Yup, bout that time to book to get camp deliverance.

I will check.

New rates this year.

Edit: I am booking get April 17-19.

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Re: "Crappy FAs"
« Reply #35 on: December 09, 2014, 07:53:42 PM »
some of the really bad climbs become stories.

They quite often make for the best stories.
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Re: "Crappy FAs"
« Reply #36 on: December 10, 2014, 05:25:53 AM »
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JC, what did the chick say when his mom laid an orange?

Look at the orange Marmalade!




Q. Why was JC staring at the carton of orange juice?
A. It said concentrate.

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Re: "Crappy FAs"
« Reply #37 on: December 10, 2014, 08:02:21 AM »
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What are the two areas where you've got the crappiest FA?

One is at Mt Hoffman, Munge followed and confirmed it is the worst to date.

The other is a proj, at a undisclosed area in soyo, and it is really bad.

Maybe I can find something to do in pinns with an ice axe al la Beyer....

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Re: "Crappy FAs"
« Reply #38 on: December 10, 2014, 12:33:30 PM »
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That's two great ideas, Noal for the shirt, and Munge for taking Noal seriously (it didn't even occur to me to take that thought seriously).
Ha Ha, yeah I was kinda joking about that........
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Dennis did the mugs and now Noal can do the shirts (in fact Dennis, maybe find an extra mug and give it to Noal, he's got all the MoM qualifications).
uh..... I guess we really could make some funny shirts but who's gonna decide what's on the list for top ten "crappy" FAs? Wanna take a vote?  Should they all be by that guy named "unknown" just to play it safe?

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Re: "Crappy FAs"
« Reply #39 on: December 10, 2014, 02:00:55 PM »

...who's gonna decide what's on the list for top ten "crappy" FAs?


My vote:

TOP FOUR SCARIEST LEADS AT PINNACLES (that I have done; not in any intentional order):

-  520.5. Seldom Seen Pinnacle - West Face  5.8 X (Take a rope, it'll make you feel like you're not free soloing. Besides, with a rope, if the second pitch leader falls, he might take the belayer with him. Did this with David Harden.)

-  854. Herchel Berchel  5.11a R  (I had to be rescued from the third pitch of this the first time I tried it - thanks again Dennis. Did that first try with Robert Behrens. Then did it with Dennis - he led the crux pitch though. So I went back and led that pitch with Jennifer Wang. I've led all three pitches.)

-  0.5 Flake Don't Break  5.9+  (Will any of your gear hold a fall? Will any of your holds stay on the rock? Did this with Gavin Emmons.)

-  413. Needful  5.8 R  (We joke about "kitty litter." On this one it's true. Total crap rock and total crap gear. For most of a rope length. I estimate that, while leading this, I knocked off a cumulative total of at least 100 pounds of rock. Did this with Robert Behrens.)

THE NEXT FOUR SCARIEST LEADS AT PINNACLES (that I have done; not in any intentional order):

-  828. Desperado Chute Out - Denny Colliver Direct  5.9 R  (Start on an easier route, at a one bolt belay 200 feet up. But that one bolt is backed up by gear scattered between knobs at your feet. And then it's only one rope length to the top; I used a 75 meter rope and still had to brace myself among lodestones for the belay. With no anchor. Oh, and bonus, there's a bolt protecting that 75 meters of climbing. And yes, that's meters, not feet. Did this with Jeff Lane.)

-  822. Icarus  5.9 R A3 (It's hard to define why this one is scary - and yet it scared me a lot. The possible 40 to 50 foot lob off the 5.9 would be all air, and that's safe. The belay at the top of the second pitch is interesting. And, for Kevin, the aid was intricate and hard. Did this with Kevin Deweese.)

-  816. Pigeon Crack  5.6 X (it's really 5.8 X) (It took me three leads of this before I figured out that the climb has never gone further. That's a lot of kitty litter packed into 55 feet. Did this with David Harden and then Jim McConachie and then Kevin Deweese.)

-  792. The Arch - Up the Center  5.8 A3 (In a way this one is odd to be scared on/of. A leader is never more than 40 feet off a usually-sandy/soft creek bed. And yet, with a horrible, pivoting slamming-into-the-vertical-wall potential, and with 10 pitons driven straight up into a Pinnacles roof crack - six of those being knifeblades - I was exhausted, bathed in sweat and completely, utterly spent physically and mentally after this one. I did it with John Cook.)

THE NEXT 17 SCARIEST LEADS AT PINNACLES (that I have done; not in any intentional order):

-  450. Wild Turkey  5.10b R

-  780. Flies on a Pile  5.9 R

-  713. Premeditated  5.5 A3

-  642. Elephant Rock - Never Forget  5.10a R

-  798. Daedalus 5.8 R A1

-  455. Crap Chute  5.9 R

-  411. Needle's Eye  5.8 R

-  375. Outcast - South Face  5.6 R

-  345. Fear and Perspiration  5.10a R

-  340. Atlas Shrugs  5.9 R

-  327. Back of The Hand  5.6 R

-  329. Salathe - Wilts Bolt Variation  5.6 R

-  103. Gutter  5.10b R

-  86. Here Comes the Judge  5.11a R

-  55. The Embarrassment of Rich's  5.9+

-  637. Lonesome Bolt 5.6 R (Really 5.8 X)

-  9. Rollerball  5.9 R