Wasn't Festivus three days ago? Do you have a pole? What did you do for the feats of strength?
ST has a Pole named Moose. He might be up for adoption.
I carried a large graham cracker cherry cheese cake from the fridge to the counter. Upon removing a large slice I lugged it back to the fridge. I then commenced consuming the slice while checking posts on mudncrud.
JC, you have your own issues.