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Go lighter.
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:08:23 AM »
 Aaron is one well prepared climber. He has educated himself in ropework and self rescue and even though to his face we make fun of how much stuff he climbs with, behind his back we admire his expertise.

 The latest item he was noticed to also carry is a taped up lighter, for which he received a comprehensive lambasting. We realized that Aaron has somehow misinterpreted the meaning of "go lighter".  Caleb pointed out that if Free Bird was suddenly blared across the Valley on a good sound system after dark, no one would be cooler than Aaron on an unplanned bivy blinking his lighter.

 Kyle offers free guiding, especially to annoying people and if you would rather, instead of your own, use his gear anytime. He was the only one of the group excused from Geoff's mandate that we all lose 10lbs.

 Geoff almost succeeded in sabotaging my follow of Moby Dick by dubbing me "Powerlocks", Goldilocks' bigger sister. It is hard to continue jamming during a fit of belly laughs. The next day I ruined Caleb's chair, when seat ripped out while I was sitting in it. He said this made us even for him running up the East Buttress of El Cap with my nut pick and new red Camelot that he pilfered from my rack, thinking it was Geoff's.

 Jeremy gave an informative minor dissertation at the campfire on alcohol and prescription drug use and how to avoid liver damage.

 Missed Aaron D.(the other Aaron), hope he can make the next one. Got on harder climbs than I have in a while such as Sacherer Cracker thanks to the lead efforts of the rest of the crew. Good sore and great outing.

 

  
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Re: Go lighter.
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2015, 08:49:33 AM »
Geoff just informed me of a text Caleb sent him. Cause and Effect with a picture of my backside and his broken chair. With friends like these who needs enemas?
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Re: Go lighter.
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2015, 09:11:58 AM »
My new goal in life is to make Clinker laugh-rattle out of a crack... preferably on lead.

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Re: Go lighter.
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2015, 09:47:06 AM »
The Valley? Oh, jealous.
Inch by inch, I will get there.

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Re: Go lighter.
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2015, 10:04:17 AM »
Good one clink. Thanks for the free entertainment :)
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Re: Go lighter.
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2015, 03:25:41 PM »
What a great trip.  We need to do that more often. Caleb! My Fifi is on belay!



















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Re: Go lighter.
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2015, 02:20:42 AM »
Nice
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Re: Go lighter.
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2015, 06:31:05 AM »
Granite?

I thought it was pinns season.


I'm so confused.
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Re: Go lighter.
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2015, 06:50:27 AM »
It's Pinns season except when it's not (obviously).

And who the hell leads Sacherer Cracker with a huge cam? Hell, back in the day all we had was number four Friends (not even Camalots for crap sakes). Is Pinnacles climbing making these climbers weaker?

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Re: Go lighter.
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2015, 06:59:23 AM »
Sweet!
The "best" climber is the one having the most fun.

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Re: Go lighter.
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2015, 07:25:50 AM »
Awesome! I've got some serious granite envy going on...

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Re: Go lighter.
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2015, 07:40:08 AM »
Back in the day we had Hexes and TriCams
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Re: Go lighter.
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2015, 08:00:22 AM »

Back in the day we had Hexes and TriCams


Yeah. And in your day all that gear was made from dinosaur bones. Climbers are weak nowadays.


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Re: Go lighter.
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2015, 08:29:29 AM »
Yeah, I hear you guys. One of the lobes on my Aliens was a little worn down and didn't fit perfectly. It took me a few extra seconds to set it right, and I didn't even complain! Kids these days...

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Re: Go lighter.
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2015, 11:24:45 AM »
It's Pinns season except when it's not (obviously).

And who the hell leads Sacherer Cracker with a huge cam? Hell, back in the day all we had was number four Friends (not even Camalots for crap sakes). Is Pinnacles climbing making these climbers weaker?

I will belay you anytime you want to prove it.  There was a rumor about a slingable chock stone somewhere in the the off width section that no longer exists. The #6 only works for a about 1 foot, then it is completely tipped out and basically worthless.

You are also probably going to tell me that you lead Apron Jam with only a single flexable number four Friend as well?

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Re: Go lighter.
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2015, 12:05:44 PM »
Back in the days when apes were men and men weren't apes.
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Re: Go lighter.
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2015, 12:09:56 PM »
... when the women were strong, the men were good looking, and the children were above average.

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Re: Go lighter.
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2015, 12:14:40 PM »
and we did not have flexy stems...
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Re: Go lighter.
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2015, 12:40:57 PM »
BTW Yo-so, should have went with Me-so-dumbass.  >:D
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Re: Go lighter.
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2015, 01:23:22 PM »
Whats that Clunk?