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« Reply #720 on: February 27, 2020, 07:18:05 AM »
We need a joke thread...

I thought that is what this is?  :confused: ???
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Re: route words
« Reply #721 on: February 27, 2020, 07:24:11 AM »
Do any of you know how to tell whether ants are male or female?


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Re: route words
« Reply #722 on: February 27, 2020, 07:44:19 AM »
^^^

Put them in water.

If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, boy ant.

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Re: route words
« Reply #723 on: February 27, 2020, 12:43:27 PM »
WOW....  ::)

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Re: route words
« Reply #724 on: February 27, 2020, 12:45:34 PM »
Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

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Re: route words
« Reply #725 on: February 27, 2020, 01:04:05 PM »
Sheesh and I get flak for trolling y’all about where to poop!

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Re: route words
« Reply #726 on: February 27, 2020, 01:09:34 PM »

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?


A "retail" store?


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Re: route words
« Reply #727 on: February 27, 2020, 06:58:33 PM »

 What did the poor cannibal say to the rich cannibal at the village banquet?
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Re: route words
« Reply #728 on: February 28, 2020, 06:00:19 AM »
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Armed Watsonville man arrested for reportedly trying to steal beer and roses


Police said a 20-year-old was caught on camera flashing a gun, stealing several cases of beer and some roses and leaving in a getaway car at about 8:30 p.m.

Two hours later, a sergeant found the car in the 100 block of Grant Street and spotted Colin. Police said he was wearing the same clothes from the armed robbery.

As the sergeant approached Colin, the sergeant said he tried to run away and tossed a loaded gun over a fence.

Colin was arrested and is facing several charges, including being a felon possession of a gun. Officers were also able to find the gun and some of the stolen items, according to police.
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Re: route words
« Reply #729 on: February 28, 2020, 10:25:17 AM »
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A "retail" store?

Nailed it

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Re: route words
« Reply #730 on: February 28, 2020, 12:03:38 PM »
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What did the poor cannibal say to the rich cannibal at the village banquet?

 "No matter how hard I try, I never get a head"
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Re: route words
« Reply #731 on: February 28, 2020, 12:54:19 PM »
BEER
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Re: route words
« Reply #732 on: February 29, 2020, 08:33:50 AM »
COVID-19
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Re: route words
« Reply #733 on: February 29, 2020, 04:35:36 PM »

 The Tecate Virus

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Re: route words
« Reply #734 on: February 29, 2020, 09:19:23 PM »

 Test Tease
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Re: route words
« Reply #735 on: March 01, 2020, 06:47:10 AM »
The Tecate Virus

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It's pretty powerful, though its main symptom is making you head for the cooler early. Also, no immunity is ever acquired.

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Re: route words
« Reply #736 on: March 01, 2020, 09:53:55 AM »
Clink, I am infected as well

I am still waiting for a crag pack with a cooler on the bottom.
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Re: route words
« Reply #737 on: March 01, 2020, 01:34:56 PM »
Test Tease

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Re: route words
« Reply #738 on: March 01, 2020, 02:42:31 PM »
Hail Klink or is it Kink?
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Re: route words
« Reply #739 on: March 01, 2020, 03:03:04 PM »
Hail Klink or is it Kink?

It's clino   :lol: :prrr:
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