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Re: route words
« Reply #700 on: February 17, 2020, 04:11:01 PM »
Five Aces.

You must have one up your sleeve.

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Re: route words
« Reply #701 on: February 17, 2020, 04:26:55 PM »
Just a game with lots of wild cards.


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Re: route words
« Reply #702 on: February 17, 2020, 04:40:53 PM »
Just a game with lots of wild cards.

I'm a fan of the Old West when someone could draw down and blast you out of your boots for cheatin' at cards.
Those were truly the good ole days.

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Re: route words
« Reply #703 on: February 23, 2020, 01:06:16 PM »
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Re: route words
« Reply #704 on: February 23, 2020, 06:21:25 PM »
I'm a fan of the Old West when someone could draw down and blast you out of your boots for cheatin' at cards.
Those were truly the good ole days.

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Tell it to Wild Bill. Those mostly preferred shooting someone in the back. There must be a climb worthy of "Drygulch".

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Re: route words
« Reply #705 on: February 24, 2020, 07:16:47 AM »
Tell it to Wild Bill. Those mostly preferred shooting someone in the back. There must be a climb worthy of "Drygulch".

One of my favorite movies about that subject is The Missouri Breaks.
Tom Horn is pretty good too.

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Re: route words
« Reply #706 on: February 24, 2020, 09:10:16 AM »
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Just a game with lots of wild cards.

I play in a monthly friendly ($6 buy in) poker game in Santa Cruz and depending on who's house the game is at the rules change. We play many games with lots of wild cards and the on going debate is whether a Royal Flush or 5 aces is the best high hand. Nothing like losing the high hand with 5 aces.......but at the same time nothing like losing with a Royal Flush.

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Re: route words
« Reply #707 on: February 24, 2020, 09:26:55 AM »


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Re: route words
« Reply #708 on: February 24, 2020, 07:10:12 PM »
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Re: route words
« Reply #709 on: February 24, 2020, 07:58:17 PM »
Yesterday morning.

I thought that was a different thread.

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Re: route words
« Reply #710 on: February 24, 2020, 08:18:29 PM »
Four Flusher

Yesterday morning.

Low flow fixture?
Or were these courtesy flushes to keep a Special Edition from ass-fix-ee-ate-ing the residents of your abode?
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Re: route words
« Reply #711 on: February 25, 2020, 02:23:37 PM »

I got shut down on Spaceman Spiff yesterday morning. 

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Re: route words
« Reply #712 on: February 25, 2020, 04:15:53 PM »
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Re: route words
« Reply #713 on: February 25, 2020, 04:53:44 PM »

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Re: route words
« Reply #714 on: February 25, 2020, 05:54:04 PM »
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Re: route words
« Reply #715 on: February 25, 2020, 09:35:09 PM »
Condor Balls


Side note, while driving to Monterey, I saw by the road a Turkey Vulture staring at a flock of Turkeys.

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Re: route words
« Reply #716 on: February 26, 2020, 08:22:47 AM »
Hallway Sex.


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« Reply #717 on: February 26, 2020, 08:26:03 AM »
Their marriage had broken down at one point to where he said that all they were ever having was "hallway sex."

I asked him those years ago "what in hell is hallway sex?"

"You know, we pass in the hallway, look at each other and say 'fuck you.'"

She stood by him to the end of course.


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Re: route words
« Reply #718 on: February 26, 2020, 04:00:05 PM »
 :lol:  Oh that is hilarious!!
The "best" climber is the one having the most fun.

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Re: route words
« Reply #719 on: February 26, 2020, 04:19:34 PM »
We need a joke thread...
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