Author Topic: This forum has gone to hell (Read 9727 times)

Ubergoober · « **on:** October 17, 2006, 06:59:04 AM »

Where is the mud master these days? There hasn't been a single post in days. The member list is filled with bogus spam accounts. WTF?!?!? Clearly, I need to drive up to La Honda and confiscate all of his aid climbing gear.

The Big · « **Reply #1 on:** October 17, 2006, 12:00:10 PM »

That will make you happy eh?

Well

DIE

on another note if you come up for dinner I will give you a bag of peppers.

The Big · « **Reply #2 on:** October 17, 2006, 12:10:47 PM »

Just so there is some kind of update. I have a new project in the works. This is a 5 ***** star route. The rock is bullet hard, there is absolutley no moss or any other kind of crud. It is in my honest opinion the last great unclimbed water streak. it is destined to be an all time classic. So far I have put in 5 bolts and the next time down there I will be able to climb past the crux. This route is visionary, the line is absolutely beautiful, the moves stellar. You will feel like a whole new person after climbing this instant classic.

F'ueco · « **Reply #3 on:** October 17, 2006, 03:51:28 PM »

Quote from: "Mr Mud"

Just so there is some kind of update. I have a new project in the works. This is a 5 ***** star route. The rock is bullet hard, there is absolutley no moss or any other kind of crud. It is in my honest opinion the last great unclimbed water streak. it is destined to be an all time classic. So far I have put in 5 bolts and the next time down there I will be able to climb past the crux. This route is visionary, the line is absolutely beautiful, the moves stellar. You will feel like a whole new person after climbing this instant classic.

You will be a whole new person; assuming you survive, that is...

mungeclimber · « **Reply #4 on:** October 17, 2006, 05:15:41 PM »

[lost boys voice] I believe, I believe. [/lost boys voice]

Ubergoober · « **Reply #5 on:** October 17, 2006, 05:52:27 PM »

Quote from: "mungeclimber"

[lost boys voice] I believe, I believe. [/lost boys voice]

OK Tinkerbell...

Ubergoober · « **Reply #6 on:** October 17, 2006, 05:53:08 PM »

Quote from: "Mr Mud"

Just so there is some kind of update. I have a new project in the works. This is a 5 ***** star route. The rock is bullet hard, there is absolutley no moss or any other kind of crud. It is in my honest opinion the last great unclimbed water streak. it is destined to be an all time classic. So far I have put in 5 bolts and the next time down there I will be able to climb past the crux. This route is visionary, the line is absolutely beautiful, the moves stellar. You will feel like a whole new person after climbing this instant classic.

Nice work! Can't wait to see it after you've unveiled it. Any guesses as to how hard it will be?

Ubergoober · « **Reply #7 on:** October 17, 2006, 05:54:14 PM »

Quote from: "Mr Mud"

on another note if you come up for dinner I will give you a bag of peppers.

Sold. I'm definitely coming to the halloween house party. Not sure if I will have time before then. Werk's been a beeyatch again.

Brad Young · « **Reply #8 on:** October 17, 2006, 05:56:46 PM »

New route sounds great Mr Mud. Hey, why the change to quality lines after all these years?

mungeclimber · « **Reply #9 on:** October 17, 2006, 06:23:17 PM »

Quote from: "Ubergoober"

Quote from: "mungeclimber"
[lost boys voice] I believe, I believe. [/lost boys voice]

OK Tinkerbell...

lol

salad · « **Reply #10 on:** October 18, 2006, 06:36:33 AM »

Quote from: "Mr Mud"

Just so there is some kind of update. I have a new project in the works. This is a 5 ***** star route. The rock is bullet hard, there is absolutley no moss or any other kind of crud. It is in my honest opinion the last great unclimbed water streak. it is destined to be an all time classic. So far I have put in 5 bolts and the next time down there I will be able to climb past the crux. This route is visionary, the line is absolutely beautiful, the moves stellar. You will feel like a whole new person after climbing this instant classic.

pat yer back any harder and you might hurt your shoulder and not be able to finish the route.

The Big · « **Reply #11 on:** October 18, 2006, 09:12:55 AM »

Quote from: "Ubergoober"

Nice work! Can't wait to see it after you've unveiled it. Any guesses as to how hard it will be?[/quote

Most likely 5.9 to 5.10.

What do you mean a switch to quality lines.....

All my routes are awesome just ask me.

mungeclimber · « **Reply #12 on:** October 18, 2006, 10:03:45 AM »

life altering event eh?

mystical firmament aligning

crack smoking making brain rot

The Big · « **Reply #13 on:** October 18, 2006, 02:46:16 PM »

leaves fall ocean breeze

haiku runs on quite amiss

munge falls heavy rain

F4? · « **Reply #14 on:** October 18, 2006, 03:44:11 PM »

I think some of the masters have been distracted by Sonora Pass. Once the pass closes, then you'll have some activity.

Yah Mr Mud, at quality line..haven't we heard that before? Visionary....ignorance is bliss and for some it's pretty nice.

Ubergoober · « **Reply #15 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:29:12 AM »

Quote from: "Mr Mud"

leaves fall ocean breeze

haiku runs on quite amiss

munge falls heavy rain

forum threads wither

feral rat domesticated

munge pukes yellow bile

The Big · « **Reply #16 on:** October 19, 2006, 11:15:23 AM »

exhausted climber

sinks, boulder hopping, brusquely

humble somnolent

Ubergoober · « **Reply #17 on:** October 19, 2006, 11:30:16 AM »

Abruptly sinking?

Humble sleepy??

If you are going to throw in big SAT words, at least have them make sense.

The Big · « **Reply #18 on:** October 19, 2006, 11:37:00 AM »

I get tired after a god day of climbing and quite often feel humble.

When I fall, I fall fast ie the abrubtness of a fall.

Ubergoober · « **Reply #19 on:** October 19, 2006, 12:25:10 PM »

Fair enough...but the last line especially...adjective adjective? C'mon now. At least throw a comma in there. It's all about tempo.

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