Bad Jokes and clever sayings

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 If anyone loses their mind. Please keep a lookout for mine when you are looking for yours.

 

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 How is Vicki doing?

[Brad Young]

Massive black eye, but the wound seems to be healing and the swelling is going down. She and I hiked in the Ruby Mountains yesterday. A fascinating and beautiful miniature mountain range south of Elko Nevada. We ended the day listening to and watching massive thunderstorms.

[JC w KC redux]

 
 If anyone loses their mind. Please keep a lookout for mine when you are looking for yours.

 

The voice of reason in an endless sea...

[JC w KC redux]

Massive black eye, but the wound seems to be healing and the swelling is going down. She and I hiked in the Ruby Mountains yesterday. A fascinating and beautiful miniature mountain range south of Elko Nevada. We ended the day listening to and watching massive thunderstorms.

That's good news. If it's any help - I like arnica gel for bruising and swelling ("hippie Ben Gay" per Tom Davis). No sting or burn - just soothing comfort - which sounds like a needed prescription.

That hike sounds neat too - glad the massive thunderstorms held off for your hike  - show versus shit show.

 

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 “It was spectacular progress if he did say so himself. If he had been God, he dared say he would have been able to rest on the fourth or fifth day instead of the seventh, which would have really screwed up the calendar.”
 Split Second
 

[John.k.moore]

Friend of mine once commented on someone’s running ability… “If you want to clock his speed, you won’t need a stopwatch, you’ll need a calendar.”

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 I like it, and generally considering the majority of persons on this forum, it really helps them to understand what you are conveying if you type slowly when posting.

[waldo]

 
 If anyone loses their mind. Please keep a lookout for mine when you are looking for yours.

 

  Has the treasure hunt started already?

[JC w KC redux]

I like it, and generally considering the majority of persons on this forum, it really helps them to understand what you are conveying if you type slowly when posting.

Bite me clink    and by the way - you owe me a post.

[NOAL]

Birdie Nom Nom

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 Oh my, I completely forget how to go about communicating with JC. First thing to know is that he likes and studies rocks, mostly to use as tools in productive ways. So carving out messages to JC on stone tablets is his favorite, preferably in groups of ten or less sentences per two tablets. That way he can keep track of the sentences using his fingers. Find a nice bush off trail but near to where he frequents , light the bush on fire to get his attention, leaving the tablets nearby. He is absolutely fascinated by fire, gets a total transporting experience out of staring at it.

 Owe him a post? I probably do. A post to use as a club?

[JC w KC redux]

^^^
Not quite the post I was expecting but pretty damn funny.
If we ever have another MoM we should do a roast.

[mungeclimber]

Oh my

[waldo]

A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before!
What can I get you?"
"Pop"
Goes the weasel.

[mynameismud]

Cauliflower = Ghost Broccoli

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  I will say this at least once to apprentice carpenters "You hammer like lightning"...

 "You never strike the same place twice"



 

[mungeclimber]

  I will say this at least once to apprentice carpenters "You hammer like lightning"...

 "You never strike the same place twice"

buahahaha

I'm using that!!!

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What came first?

 In Alabama the groceries are scrambling to move the fertilized eggs to from the egg display cases to the poultry section of the meat department.

[JC w KC redux]

The other day Kat and I were talking to a pleasant but somewhat odd stranger we met on the trail.
Afterwards, I told her I thought the person was kind of creepy. I could just feel it in my bones and in my balls.
Kat said she could understand me feeling something in my bones but also said I probably shouldn't trust the feeling in my balls since they are nuts.