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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2021, 04:17:52 PM »
One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know. Then we tried to remove the tusks...but they were embedded in so firmly that we couldn't budge them. Of course, in Alabama, the Tusk-a-loosa. But, uh, that's entirely irrelephant to what I was talking about.  --- Groucho belongs with us.

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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2021, 12:09:05 PM »
I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for.

So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2021, 12:20:31 PM »

Bought a new boomerang.

Any suggestions on how to throw the old one out?
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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2021, 07:12:11 AM »

Getting in the hot car on a sunny day.
Kat: "It's hot in here. I'm turning on the AC".
Me: "You need to get rid of the hot air first" (rolls down window).
Kat: "Get out of the car"
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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2022, 10:05:24 AM »
It has been said that if all the cars in the world were lined up end to end, some idiot BAP would eventually try to pass them.


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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #25 on: January 21, 2022, 10:57:00 AM »
CHALLENGE!
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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #26 on: January 21, 2022, 01:02:32 PM »
I resemble that comment.
I'm not worthy.

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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #27 on: January 21, 2022, 08:23:59 PM »
I admit, sometimes resemble that comment, confidently, with a heart as one with the BAP.
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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #28 on: January 21, 2022, 08:59:09 PM »
Need more jokes about them SC folk.
They just ain
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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #29 on: March 11, 2022, 10:03:55 PM »
 A Doctor, a psychologist and a chiropractor walked into bar in Hollywood California.
The bartender, Bugs Bunny, greets them with a customary "What's up docs"
The chiropractor says "That is one smart bunny"
The psychologist says"Yes, a very observant critter"
The Doctor replies "Silly rabbit".
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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2022, 07:51:44 AM »
^^^
Bugs Bunny said "what the hell is a phycologist?"
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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2022, 08:08:23 AM »
 It was late  :)
He was psyched out.
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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #32 on: May 24, 2022, 04:31:15 AM »
Fresh this morning on the Bob and Tom radio show.
They were getting ready to have their musician do his JFK Jr. tribute song.

Tom asked "What did JFK Jr. miss most on Martha's Vineyard?"



"The runway".
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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #33 on: May 24, 2022, 01:45:13 PM »

 Like hearing a hold make a cracking noise when free soloing at Pinnacles can instantly make you miss a rope.
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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #34 on: August 03, 2022, 07:35:13 AM »

I recently bought a toilet brush.

After trying it once I decided to go back to toilet paper.
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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #35 on: August 03, 2022, 03:33:03 PM »
Not worth its own thread but Vicki and I find ourselves among familiar names, and that’s close enough to “clever.”

But first the back story. Katie set up a long, llama supported backpacking trip into Wyoming’s Wind River Range for this week. Us and the Dawsons. With climbing gear to do the ultra classic 5.6 East Arete on Wolfs Head.

But Vicki took a very bad fall on our first day in. Basically, she tripped while tired at the end of the day. She smashed her face on granite (and yes, that’s the correct word; I keep seeing it in my minds eye and it makes me wince every time ).  She did not lose consciousness. I hiked her out two days ago and we are now playing tourists working our way west from Pinedale Wyoming.

So just now, in our explorations on the way home, we are south of Twin Falls Idaho. We will soon pass through a town named Hollister. On our way to camp at Bear Gulch Campground.

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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #36 on: August 03, 2022, 04:27:48 PM »
Sorry to hear about Vicki's mishap.  Glad she's OK and you guys made it out safely.

It would be really cool If there's a tree full of Turkey Vultures at the campground.

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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #37 on: August 03, 2022, 08:57:32 PM »

That sucks dude.

Please tell her we are thinking about her and sending healing thoughts and good wishes.
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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #38 on: August 04, 2022, 05:46:26 AM »
So sorry to hear about the fall.  Please tell Vicki I am keeping her in my prayers and thoughts.

Enjoy the trip home!

I'm hanging out in KY right now taking care of mom!

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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #39 on: August 04, 2022, 09:50:57 AM »
   I hope Vicki heals quickly and that happier trails soon open before you both!