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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #60 on: February 23, 2024, 05:11:27 PM »

 Now I've completely lost my appetite.
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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #61 on: February 23, 2024, 06:35:10 PM »
 Speaking of which...
 
 On the second morning before meeting up with Brad in Arizona, I stopped in for breakfast at a Waffle House(which I thought would be like an IHOP) as it was open early. I almost walked out after looking over the menu but decided that if nothing else I would eat the eggs and forget the rest. The eggs were good, the hash browns OK, both were amazingly greasy even though they didn't look it. The sausage, you would need to close your eyes to eat it and because some of the other early morning clientele present looked possibly suspect, I felt like it was only prudent to blink occasionally. I skipped the sausage.

 I think there may have been a pancake, but it was forgettable.
 
 What was not forgettable was the conversation of the fry cook. He was talking about how he was filling in for the other cook who was going to have to get part of his leg amputated. Supposedly, the other cook had this really bad ingrown toenail that got super infected and the doctors took off his toe. My cook thought that they should have taken more of the foot as well because "That gangrene stuff spreads further than you think" and now they're talking about taking off the leg below the knee, but that probably ain't enough because "that gangrene stuff spreads further that you think" and what they definitely should be doing is to take off the leg to above the knee.

 I had a sudden urge to use the restroom. I highly recommend this place for breakfast if you are even slightly constipated. I was completely cleaned out and ready for a hiking day with Brad.
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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #62 on: February 28, 2024, 07:52:28 PM »
Holy Sheep Dip
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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #63 on: February 28, 2024, 08:10:17 PM »
Scattered, covered , and smothered.

Went to aWaffle House in Oklahoma in 1992 that had all you can eat salad bar. Hasbrowns were not all you can eat. My friend got the salad bar and then ordered 3 orders of hashbrowns.  When the waitress brought them over he immediately dumped them in his bowl of salad and stirred it all together.  The waitress just kind of stood there staring with her mouth open.  Green leafy stuff don't mix with greasy things in the South.  Also grits don't mix with fruit....but that's another story.

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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #64 on: February 29, 2024, 09:53:12 AM »

People eat salad with bacon grease drizzled over it - why not greasy hash browns? Corn and fruit sounds good too.

Speaking of great ideas - how about this? It's Leap Day today.

We should all meet on the west side, free solo Old Original to the North Tower and leap off holding hands! EPIC!!
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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #65 on: February 29, 2024, 10:10:48 AM »

 April Fools is a month away
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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #66 on: February 29, 2024, 02:36:54 PM »
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leap off holding hands!

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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #68 on: February 29, 2024, 02:57:40 PM »
April Fools is a month away

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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #69 on: February 29, 2024, 05:56:10 PM »

 What Mud said, but ever so slow.
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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #70 on: April 15, 2024, 06:02:28 PM »
Where do mansplainers get their water?

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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #71 on: April 15, 2024, 06:02:51 PM »
^^^

From a well, actually.

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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #72 on: April 29, 2024, 08:59:45 AM »

 What is the difference between Tang and OJ?
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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #73 on: April 29, 2024, 09:01:18 AM »

 Tang won’t kill you.
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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #74 on: April 29, 2024, 02:12:22 PM »
What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.

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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #75 on: May 01, 2024, 05:25:52 AM »


If anyone goes up there - consider getting the Wild Country quick draw off Flies on a Pile - it's been there for about 8 years.

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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #76 on: November 17, 2024, 06:17:35 PM »
A lady goes to the doctor with a lettuce leaf sticking out of her pants.

The doctor says, “Oh, this is a strange one.”

The lady says: “Yes, and that's just the tip of the iceberg.”

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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #77 on: November 17, 2024, 06:39:03 PM »
 
 Quite contrary and awful!
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Re: Bad Jokes and clever sayings
« Reply #78 on: December 03, 2024, 11:51:34 AM »
Which bear is the most condescending bear?











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