Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll in Pinnacles Route names

[JC w KC redux]

That is pretty cool.

I may finish in June as well.

My last climb (#420) will be Pass the Doobie Scooby on Thai Stick Pinnacle.  

Someone told me over the weekend that drug references in route names would not be accepted.

I guess that means sex, alcohol and rock and roll references should not be accepted either - whoops - way too late.

If you need the particulars I can address why some of these conjure up a particular meaning whether intentional or not. 

yours truly,

the cultural attache 

Blunt
Bongloadash
Buckwheat’s Bender
Castles Made of Sand
Catatonic Stupor
Contraband Crack
Cool Daze
Corona
Crash Buds
Don’t Talk Back
Dos Equis
Even Coyote’s Like it Doggie Style
The Fast Lane
Feed the Beast
Foreplay
Fungusamongus
Happy Hamlin’s Horrendous Hangover
Hard as a Rock
Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
Jorgie’s on Crack
Limp at Last
Little Richard
Me and My Monkey
Miller Time
Mr Hugh Erection
Murky Bong Water
Passion Play
Peyote Pillar
Pipeloads to Pluto
POD
Pot Pinnacle
Rock Around the Clock
Rock Steady
Rocket in My Pocket
Slicker With Liquor
Slipstream
SOB
Thin Man
Thrill Hammer
Train Spotting
The Wad
Welcome to the Machine
Wet Willie
White Punks on Rope
Wild Turkey
Yakety Yak

 

[NOAL]

Dag. Just when I was gonna suggest changing the name of Route 288.26 to Pussy Grabber......don't worry I'm talking about a cat.....hmmmm or am I?

[Brad Young]

The way I heard the conversation it was more along the lines of overt drug names not being liked 

Everyone likes sex and rock and roll.

And I've got an idea about an unclimbed pinnacle that might work for you. It's a way out there - but that's never stopped (or even concerned) you. How soon will you need it?

[JC w KC redux]

Everyone likes sex and rock and roll.

Yes, and it is better when enhanced with chemical amusement aid 

[Brad Young]

Yes, and it is better when enhanced with chemical amusement aid 

They've created entire advertising campaigns around that concept....

[JC w KC redux]

And I've got an idea about an unclimbed pinnacle that might work for you. It's a way out there - but that's never stopped (or even concerned) you. How soon will you need it?

If it is in the sun when we get there we can name it Wake and Bake.

[Brad Young]

If it is in the sun when we get there we can name it Wake and Bake.

Weirdo.

[mungeclimber]

not be accepted

Route names don't need acceptance. They are what you make them.

I heard this directly from Mr. Slippy Fist.

[JC w KC redux]

Route names don't need acceptance. They are what you make them.

I heard this directly from Mr. Slippy Fist.

Caligula?

[mungeclimber]

I don't think he calls himself that.

Look up the route and FA'ist. I think you've met him, but maybe not. He's been out of the choss game for quite a while.

[JC w KC redux]

I don't think he calls himself that.

Look up the route and FA'ist. I think you've met him, but maybe not. He's been out of the choss game for quite a while.

I don't see a route named that in Pinns.
When I Google it, the first 10 hits are child molester and mtn bike trail.
Can I buy a vowel?

[mungeclimber]

such are the limited horizon of climbing guidebooks of those that climb mud.   

[JC w KC redux]

such are the limited horizon of climbing guidebooks of those that climb mud.   

Pot...kettle...Mr "it" climber.

[mungeclimber]

It's not mud season yet. sheesh.

As soon as the snow flies and buries the 6k and lower crags or the gates get locked, then we climb on....

Maybe Yosemite...


but failing that, then for sure mud!