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Chicken or Turkey
« on: November 21, 2016, 01:32:26 PM »
Really? Not a peep from anyone since yesterday around 11:00am?

Are you ducking my posts?

Is everyone getting roasted or baked or deep fried?

Too tired for a mash up?

Resting on your laurels and riding the gravy train?

Got lost on Brad's tour and you're still wandering around?

Hmmm...I guess it ain't got no gas in it mmm hmmm... :lol:  :puke:
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Re: Chicken or Turkey
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2016, 04:11:19 PM »
I am only going to climb on sandstone, plastic and granite for the foreseeable future.
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Re: Chicken or Turkey
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2016, 04:36:34 PM »
What I have that substitutes for feelings got hurt when only one person responded to my (heartfelt) post to the "A Few Perfect Words" thread.

And quit posting here until you've gotten faster at responding to my emails.

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Re: Chicken or Turkey
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2016, 07:06:16 PM »
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What I have that substitutes for feelings got hurt when only one person responded to my (heartfelt) post to the "A Few Perfect Words" thread.

 Brad, I believe that you are a good man, so even though your "feelings" are limited and your (heartfelt) faith in the Great Being is even more so, please pray(just mentally relaying my request generally in any outward direction without cursing will do, as many of the words you regularly use if said softly or reverently and not strung together with some of the other words you use, will work)  that a lotto ticket I bought tonight is a BIG winner.

 Thank you,

  :)

        PS: Have a great trip to So Cal.

 
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Re: Chicken or Turkey
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2016, 07:34:45 PM »

We heard a Brad joke yesterday.

What did the buffalo say when his son went off to college?

"Bison!"
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Re: Chicken or Turkey
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2016, 07:38:47 PM »
Brad, please pray that a lotto ticket I bought tonight is a BIG winner.

Geezus!
Brad with his wounded feelings listening to country music and clink buying lotto tickets thinking he might actually win.
What a couple of meanderthals :lol: :lol: :lol: :yesnod: :thumbup: :biggrin: :ihih: :devildevil:
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Re: Chicken or Turkey
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2016, 08:11:45 PM »
I'm lost
Here's to sweat in your eye

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Re: Chicken or Turkey
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2016, 09:09:41 PM »
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I'm lost

Filler.
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Re: Chicken or Turkey
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2016, 09:23:28 PM »

We heard a Brad joke yesterday.


You're just jealous. Maybe it's the relative humidity  :P

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Re: Chicken or Turkey
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2016, 09:32:22 PM »
I'm lost

It's been a pretty slow day.
One day of work tomorrow and then it's off to see the wizard  :eeeek: :crazy: :out: :arf:
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Re: Chicken or Turkey
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2016, 09:37:08 PM »

I'm lost


Everyone is jealous of the extreme variety and the high level of humor in my jokes.

And John will have to tell you his joke about "relative humidity" (if he's willing to).

And BTW, good luck Clink.


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Re: Chicken or Turkey
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2016, 06:41:36 AM »
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"I'm lost"

Filler.

Stuffing.
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Re: Chicken or Turkey
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2016, 08:51:57 AM »
I am only going to climb on sandstone, plastic and granite for the foreseeable future.

Careful on the graywacke - don't scrape your giblets  :lol: :yesnod: :nonod: :prrr:
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Re: Chicken or Turkey
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2016, 09:11:39 AM »
Love Southern California!! I'm saying "good morning" to people I'm encountering as we walk. Most of them are a little freaked out, almost like you've spit at them. So much fun.

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Re: Chicken or Turkey
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2016, 10:26:09 AM »
Love Southern California!! I'm saying "good morning" to people I'm encountering as we walk. Most of them are a little freaked out, almost like you've spit at them. So much fun.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Chicken or Turkey
« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2016, 01:25:17 PM »
LOL, love the post about the So Cal'rs.

Sounds about right.

Takes awhile for them to deprogram, but not until they have physically moved away from the crush of humanity.

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Re: Chicken or Turkey
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2016, 06:20:01 AM »
 Good morning.

 Up at 4:10, or 10 till 4:20. Question is, does 4:20 refer only to 4:20pm as typical pot smokers have snacked and are always dead asleep at 4:20am? Looking at the scale I am evidently for "Just say yes to snacking." though.


 Now it's 6:10 and Martha is up, with an extra hot cup of coffee I've brought her. This is the main reason she keeps me around.

 My morning greeting of "How is y'all" was responded to with "Is this referring to my multiple personalities?", then to me saying "I've been up for 2 hours", Martha replies "You're weird" and laughs.  :)

 
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Re: Chicken or Turkey
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2016, 07:01:37 AM »

This is the main reason she keeps me around.



This has a familiar ring to it. No one else is up here yet and I'll be doing "coffee duty" soon. There's an art to knowing just when they're ready without waking them up early....

The four leggers are up and enthused, of course.



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Re: Chicken or Turkey
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2016, 09:17:58 AM »
Love Southern California!! I'm saying "good morning" to people I'm encountering as we walk. Most of them are a little freaked out, almost like you've spit at them. So much fun.

Maybe your short shorts?  :)

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Re: Chicken or Turkey
« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2016, 10:35:56 AM »
Lol
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