You are banned for life for mentioning the it word (twice) on a MoM thread.
Just for using the word granite? You know that granite isn't an inherently bad thing don't you?
Banned for life seems excessive. How about, as punishment for using the word granite, instead of a banning, we agree that some dork will go out and establish a new Pinnacles route, thus shattering my often-shattered record regarding sub-5.10 routes (although that record isn't held on granite).
Yes, some dork. Probably one who's actually put up new climbs on granite. And even occasionally climbs that form of rock voluntarily. He'll probably be laughing as he does it.
All for mentioning granite.