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Clink Jokes...
« on: October 13, 2017, 10:29:40 AM »
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Why did the chicken do the King Swing?



Because it takes freak'n forever to peck free holds in granite with a beak.



I shouldn't laugh at this, but I did.
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Re: Clink Jokes...
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2017, 11:23:23 AM »
dude. that is not funny
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Re: Clink Jokes...
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2017, 11:37:45 AM »
 ;)
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Re: Clink Jokes...
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2017, 11:59:34 AM »
dude. that is not funny

ok, let's hear your big wall/Yosemite jokes?
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Re: Clink Jokes...
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2017, 02:22:19 PM »
nope, mine are not funny.
 :-[
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Re: Clink Jokes...
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2017, 02:32:15 PM »
clink jokes vs. brad jokes.  thoughts?  should they do stand up routines @ the trail work event?

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Re: Clink Jokes...
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2017, 02:47:39 PM »

ok, let's hear your big wall/Yosemite jokes?


OK: What's the difference between a big-wall climber and a golfer?

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« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2017, 02:49:28 PM »

clink jokes vs. brad jokes.  thoughts?  should they do stand up routines @ the trail work event?


Hey, I bitterly resemble that....

Actually they're DAD jokes. A required element of fatherhood. He does it well and I think I do too (just ask our daughters, none of whom really mean the eye rolls).

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Re: Clink Jokes...
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2017, 03:04:47 PM »
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OK: What's the difference between a big-wall climber and a golfer?

 The golfer plays with smaller balls?
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Re: Clink Jokes...
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2017, 04:17:04 PM »
clink jokes vs. brad jokes.  thoughts?  should they do stand up routines @ the trail work event?

can we throw rotten fruit?
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Re: Clink Jokes...
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2017, 04:34:07 PM »
you bring the fruit. I'll bring the mustard.

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Re: Clink Jokes...
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2017, 04:41:28 PM »
... I'll bring the mustard.

whoa! You guys play for keeps!  Tuff Crowd!
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Re: Clink Jokes...
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2017, 05:33:58 PM »
All hail Clink!!!
 :ciappa: :aureola:
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Re: Clink Jokes...
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2017, 06:19:26 PM »

I'll bring the mustard.


Yep. I'm out. Mustard: BLECH!

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« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2017, 06:20:39 PM »

OK: What's the difference between a big-wall climber and a golfer?


It's all about what noises they make. With a golfer the noise is: "Wack...oh shit!"


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Re: Clink Jokes...
« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2017, 07:22:26 PM »
Holy sheep dip, Brad actually told a funny joke.

And, mustard is always a safe bet.
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Re: Clink Jokes...
« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2017, 07:29:16 PM »
It's all about what noises they make. With a golfer the noise is: "Wack...oh shit!"

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