We need to celebrate! I have wine which at a glass at a time is supposed to be good for you.
Now my story...
Years ago when I had my hernia, they were trying every which way to say it was not one.
One idea was a CT scan....
A day after the CT scan I get a call, "we discovered something with your kidney's, it does not explain your (hernia) pain. You need to see a Urologist ASAP".
I walk into the Urologist's office, he takes one look at the CT scan, "oh, happy X-mas, hope yours is good. Your kidney? Well looks like you had surgery on it and they adjusted your plumbing out of the kidney. So physiologically, it's odd. but surgically speaking, you are fine."
This was the easiest appointment of his day I bet. It took less than 2minutes.
Jackasses!