Poison oak solutions

[F4?]

How long have we had to live with it?
Can’t they make a spray that neutralizes the oils? Just spray all over before you leave for the trail.

Maybe trade joes coconut spray would work?

At least you would smell good.

[NOAL]

At least you would smell good

Good, like 1970's car air freshener?  Had a friend when I was a kid who's mom was a stripper.  She drove a silver trans-am with the big blue bird on the hood.  Always used coconut air freshener.  Coconut scented makes me think strippers and trans-ams.

You should make a salad for M.O.M.

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[F4?]

Gee Noal, I use a coconut airfresherner in my car due to my smelly biking gear..

Love the story....friends of the family used to run a housing program for homeless strippers. I have no recollections....

[NOAL]

I saw some homeless people stripping when I lived in the Tenderloin.  I did not give them any singles.

I like the tree air freshener called new car scent.  Smells nothing like a new car.  It is an amusing concept because obviously my car is not new and printed on the tree it says "new car scent"

[mungeclimber]

They do have a spray that minimizes the impact.

[F4?]

Right Mungie, it has to be the non stick apart that you spray your cooking pan with.
Oil can’t stick to an oil??

Who is 1st?

Btw Mungie. The oil would also work for ticks.

[JC w KC redux]

You're killin' me Noal. Good ab workout from all the laughing.

[mynameismud]

if the spray is non stick what else can strippers use it for?

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if the spray is non stick what else can strippers use it for?

 The pole when it's below freezing?

[F4?]

What is it with you guys and poles?

This is a serious thread.

[F4?]

To me the best scene is the CPR scene...

Were it for strippers the spray would have glitter in it....sheesh you guy keep hijacking my thread.

[NOAL]

If it had glitter it might get banned.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.livescience.com/61060-global-glitter-ban.html

No glitter=sad day for strippers.

What's next clear plastic high heels?!

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Unsurprisingly, that study found, a plastic-based diet was not great for the fish's long-term health and survival.

 Quote is from the article Noal posted the link to. Made me laugh.

[F4?]

I had a break through...

They need to genetically alter deer to like eating Poison oak...That would control that evil stuff.

[mungeclimber]

I had a break through...

They need to genetically alter deer to like eating Poison oak...That would control that evil stuff.

But every time you step in deer pellets, you'd get poison oak on your Tevas!

[F4?]

Even worse, the meat would give you a rash if consumed...Still I think it's genius.
 Doubt if the Park Did-service would allow for genetically improved deer.

Then again, Goats could do the job 20x faster.
But we all know Sheep go to heaven and goats go to hell.

[mynameismud]

Mix a four leaf clover with Poison Oak and you get a rash of good luck.

[JC w KC redux]

Mix a four leaf clover with Poison Oak and you get a rash of good luck.

I could use the good luck but will pass on the rash.

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Mix a four leaf clover with Poison Oak and you get a rash of good luck.

 Where exactly does this get applied? On your buttocks where your wallet pocket is for an increase of wealth? On your forehead to have an enlightened thought, or solve a problem that has had you stymied? What if your sex life has sucked recently?