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Re: Please Stay Home - The Statistics
« Reply #220 on: May 24, 2020, 04:50:21 PM »
Has anyone else's gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?

I planted myself on my couch at the beginning of March and I've grown significantly since.

Thanks for the laugh Dude!   Nope, I haven't grown at all  :wink: :biggrin:

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Re: Please Stay Home - The Statistics
« Reply #221 on: May 24, 2020, 06:20:51 PM »
My garden has improved.
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Re: Please Stay Home - The Statistics
« Reply #223 on: May 26, 2020, 06:09:14 PM »
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Has anyone else's gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?



I planted myself on my couch at the beginning of March and I've grown significantly since.

 Did you inject Miracle Grow or take it orally?
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Re: Please Stay Home - The Statistics
« Reply #224 on: May 29, 2020, 08:53:26 AM »

No posting
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No toasting
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Re: Please Stay Home - The Statistics
« Reply #225 on: May 29, 2020, 08:39:44 PM »
No posting
No boasting
No toasting

So much for that.
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Re: Please Stay Home - The Statistics
« Reply #227 on: June 07, 2020, 09:47:14 AM »

sounds like clink is holed up in his compound.
I heard Brad may be in Montana helping Katie plant a crop of Dental Floss.
F4 still can't make up his mind.
Noal is lurking in the shadows thinking about his next clever post.
Mud is out on some wild mountain bike trail looking for a magical water source.
and of course...the dude abides...
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Re: Please Stay Home - The Statistics
« Reply #228 on: June 07, 2020, 03:20:59 PM »
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sounds like clink is holed up in his compound.

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Re: Please Stay Home - The Statistics
« Reply #229 on: June 07, 2020, 04:24:57 PM »
^^^
Oh I could so write a totally inappropriate next line to that song! :redface: :nono: :devildevil: :blahblah: :guitar:
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Re: Please Stay Home - The Statistics
« Reply #230 on: June 07, 2020, 05:46:31 PM »
Oh I could so write a totally inappropriate next line to that song!

 Heard, word and turd rhyme. F4 could rewrite the song for his dump thread. I'll start it for him.

 Oh, give me a Park where the spiders do bark
 Where the buzzards and condors get laid
 Where often is heard the soft plopping of turds
 and the TP is restocked each day
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Re: Please Stay Home - The Statistics
« Reply #231 on: June 07, 2020, 07:54:14 PM »

I heard Brad may be in Montana helping Katie plant a crop of Dental Floss.


Nope, no Montana for me. Katie's on her way though. The house seems noticeably quieter, and probably not in a good way.

Tricia and I just got back from one of the colder backpacking trips I've done. Sonora Pass to Highway 4 with Dawsons for their 2020 inaugural PCT trip. The one we did here:

http://www.mudncrud.com/forums/index.php?topic=2088.0

Although Tricia and I did this one in two days six years ago, we-all spent three. Partly because it was the first trip of the season and partly because of expected more difficult conditions (and we got them - lots of traveling over, and sometimes through, residual snow).

We woke up today to frozen water bottles. And then hiked in sun, cloudy conditions, snow flurries, and snow flurries while we were in the sun.

Meanwhile our spy in the Great Northwest tells us that it's rain there for a while and besides, he recently got stopped by snow while biking not so far from the PCT. So our first PCT trip of the year is likely two weeks off.




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Re: Please Stay Home - The Statistics
« Reply #232 on: June 07, 2020, 07:57:06 PM »
^^^

Oh, and in keeping with the theme of this thread, Vicki did drive us to the start of the hike  and picked us up from the finish. All five of us. And we all six wore masks while we were in the car. The whole time. Not as a joke either. And the windows were down when possible.

It's easy to be careful, especially when it is easy.

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Re: Please Stay Home - The Statistics
« Reply #233 on: June 07, 2020, 08:43:09 PM »
Oh, give me a Park
Where the spiders do bark
Where the buzzards
And condors get laid
Where often is heard
The soft plopping of turds
And the PO
Grows like it gets paid

Home grown and deranged
Where the mud and the crud
Fall away
Where seldom a bolt
Keeps your heart from a jolt
And the lichen is
Crunchy and gray


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Re: Please Stay Home - The Statistics
« Reply #234 on: June 07, 2020, 09:00:50 PM »
I've been riding my new bicycle.  Sorry I did not go the unicycle route.

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Re: Please Stay Home - The Statistics
« Reply #235 on: June 08, 2020, 06:33:54 AM »

...And the CLIMBERS are
Crusty and gray


I couldn't resist changing the last lines of your fine, melodious poem. As you know, I'm one of those sticklers for accuracy and all.


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Re: Please Stay Home - The Statistics
« Reply #236 on: June 08, 2020, 07:57:13 AM »
Most of the roads looked good.  Lots of the strange local creatures out in large trucks with ATV's and guns.  They like to congregate in large herds and when parked like to make circles.  I suppose this wards of evil spirits and Indians.  Your wife should be fine around these creatures she is white plus they are mainly dangerous to themselves and those that they know.  Do not provoke with tie-die or paisley patterns.  Flannel, camo patterns, and bright orange caps with ear muffs are known to placate these creatures.  When in doubt she can just place her hand in her purse and mention glocks and winchester.  At this point they may make mooing type sounds and start to drool but this is normal behavior. 
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Re: Please Stay Home - The Statistics
« Reply #237 on: June 08, 2020, 08:25:06 AM »
Nice work on the poem
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Re: Please Stay Home - The Statistics
« Reply #238 on: June 08, 2020, 09:30:12 AM »
I've been riding my new bicycle.  Sorry I did not go the unicycle route.

Invalid without pictures.
I put a nice new tire on my spare 36 inch uni if you want to come over and try it out.
I also have my 26 inch wheel available for a while (I am planning to give it to my buddy Dave in Los Angeles).
We could wear matching outfits.  :puke:
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Re: Please Stay Home - The Statistics
« Reply #239 on: June 08, 2020, 09:31:25 AM »
I couldn't resist changing the last lines of your fine, melodious poem.
As you know, I'm one of those sticklers for accuracy and all.

I changed it to crunchy.

Yum!

Nice work on the poem

Yer story was funny Mud.

As for the poem - it was a clink inspired collaborative effort enhanced by some late night shenanigans and tomfoolery  :idea: :biggrin:  :arf:
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