I snore.
I was informed last night that my snoring varies in intensity. I asked for a description of that variance. The low end appears to be similar to a small frog. At the other end, the Jaws of Life being desperately employed to rescue a trapped motorist. I didn't know what to think of this, what kind of sounds do the Jaws of Life even make? A small frog, why a small one? Why not a distant frog?