Fall of ‘91, i was back at college for my 2nd year. I had spent the entire summer working construction in the day, running with the team 10miles a day and then waiting tables on the weekend. I spend lunches all summer looking at the meadows guide, but had no time to go. It was not September, ugh!
I hit my buddy Scott up for an adventure....Snake Dike. I can’t remember whose idea it was, likely mine. The plan was to leave Thursday night, drive up, carry bevy gear, climb the route with busy gear, drive home. There was no way to get a wilderness permit as they were closed by the time we got there.
Simple plan, right?
We arrived at Curry village late in the evening, maybe 8 or 9. We set off down the road to happy isles, with our junk on our backs. We figured we would not use headlamps, so as to be stealthy. We just walked in the dark, seeing enough.
In the distance we heard voices “we are lost, where are we going, this is all you fault.” Scott corrects his course to pass by the voices. As we pass, he grazes a shoulder. “What was that!!!!!!!!!” “Ahhhhh”
We just checked together as we kept walking to happy isles.
Sometimes time later we top the Vernal falls and start looking for a climbers trail....we can see the notch between Broderick and Liberty Cap. We find some path that leads in the general direction. We end up bushwhacking up the slope and are stopped by a wall. With no way to see where to go, we settle down for the night. Sleep was short as the ringtails kept going after our food.
In the morning we see it’s a short thrash to the gap and make out way through. breakfast was oatmeal cold from the packet, as I had a stove, but no fuel bottle.
As we make our way through the gap to 1/2 Dome I keep an eye out for a water source....but find none.
The final approach was a pain, but we made it to the base.
I lead the 1st pitch and then started the 2nd. I was so gripped, that I belayed at the 1st set of bold I came to, which meant I cut the pitch short.....I was promptly informed of topsail error by a guide behind us. We went through the next pitches without trouble. At the end of the technical climbing, we finished the water and started the moon walk as I call it to the summit.
We get to the summit and took a moment to check on climbers coming up the
Steeper north face. I could barely go to the edge. Scott on the other hand, walks over to the edge, pack on, feet right on the edge and looks over. Cool, is all he says. All the while tourists were looking a bit scared.
We made out way down the cables and on to the trail. A short while later we come upon a spring to the side of the trail. Water!!! We hydrated and finally ate some canned chicken, just straight from the can.
Down we strolled into little Yosemite valley. Sunset hit us I think as we got to little Yosemite valley, night time again. We kept moving, slowly,, but moving. At some point below vernal falls after the mist steps part, Scott was done.
“I’m going to sleep”, was all he said as he curled up onto a ball on the trail and went to sleep. I left him and got more water and took his pack. I got him up and cajoled him by saying it’s not much more, only 20more minutes...
Sometime later we finally arrived at the car, in the dark. We had not place to stay, so I did the logical thing, started driving home!
The drive was horrendous, I think I hallucinated most of the way. Finally, around Cathys Valley I had blacked out....meaning I was hearing things..hmmm. I opened my eyes to see I was in the median of the opposite side of the road. As I corrected, in an abrupt manner, Scott awoke. “What’s going on, did you fall asleep??”
For the next few hours, I was robbed and asked “You awake, awake”. Or Scott may have taken over driving....
We finally pull into the casa de fruita Cafe. As we leave my truck, Scott pulls a clump of weeds from my back bumper, “you picked these”.
After a breakfast with coffee we made it back to Cupertino, I dropped Scott off at his parents and I continued home.
After I had deep bruises from the heavy pack I had carried.
Later Scott gave me a framed picture from the top of Nevada falls looking down the dark canyon and a nice red sky.
Fitting picture for our adventure.
Needless to say Scott retired from climbing when he got married and oddly his wife never let him go on a Yosemite adventure with me.