You know you are a Pinnacles Climber when.......

[clink]

I'm so done with Black Diamond's.

 so you won't swing mine?

[mungeclimber]

..when you approach the Pearly Gates and Saint Peter says to you "Ah, a climber" and pulls a Falcon guide to Heaven's rock climbs from his robe "They are all great routes, on beautiful rock, though somewhat crowded. Come on in."

 You ask "Is there any climbing around that isn't so popular?"

 He replies "Not on this side of the gates, but from here to hell is rumored to be an endless wasteland of outcroppings of mediocre to extremely poor quality rock, just a few agnostics conjuring up routes on them. Temps suck."

 You barter your ticket to Heaven for gear, rations and Tecate.

Lol

[JC w KC redux]

Larry sent me a new Petzl hammer.

When you are ready to retire this one, the last route you do should be named Bedtime for Bongo