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F4?

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New 4Route Regulations
« on: February 02, 2021, 06:15:53 PM »
Okay so there are a few new rules

1 all bolts must be placed 6-10ft apart
2 if you live in Washington, your projects are surrendered to....me.
3 not only is a age softbrushing required, mid evil hard scrubbing is a must.
4 all chimney route will have bolts on the side, no carrying cams, thatís like 2015.
5 foot holds need to be marked with 1 tic. Handholds 2tics.
6 once a route is certified by that book author' a plaque will go at the base stating who, why, how, maybe, would have, could have, should have.
7 route establish Maxium limit of 199, sorry rules is rules.

A copy of said rules will be transcribed on the toilet paper from the restroom and be seal and stored on top of the Monolith.
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Tuff Chik

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Re: New 4Route Regulations
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2021, 06:19:05 PM »
OMG - thanks for the ab workout!   ;D ^-^ :)

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Re: New 4Route Regulations
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2021, 06:47:59 PM »
C'mon you dont need cams or bolts in most chimneys. Be the cam

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Re: New 4Route Regulations
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2021, 08:37:14 PM »
Okay so there are a few new rules

Who do you think you are? Bill Maher??!

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Re: New 4Route Regulations
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2021, 09:18:02 PM »
A copy of said rules will be transcribed on the toilet paper from the restroom and be seal and stored on top of the Monolith.

Loved it. One question: used TP or unused? Either way, do it, F4?!
Inch by inch, I will get there.

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Re: New 4Route Regulations
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2021, 09:50:09 PM »
Mud worm I have little standards, so it would be fresh TP.

Unless something happens along the way to the monolith.....never know
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Re: New 4Route Regulations
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2021, 09:41:54 PM »
Here's to sweat in your eye

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Re: New 4Route Regulations
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2021, 08:12:27 AM »
Sometimes cams get stuck. Especially those rigid friends.

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Re: New 4Route Regulations
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2021, 09:01:00 AM »
Did you say rigid friends tend to suck?
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Re: New 4Route Regulations
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2021, 02:53:55 PM »
I was not served with legal process, so even if F4 has subject matter jurisdiction, he doesn't have personal jurisdiction because I haven't had sufficient contacts with the mudncrud in question.

Besides I'm pretty sure F4 was lit when he wrote that.
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Re: New 4Route Regulations
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2021, 08:08:22 PM »
WTF are you some kind of a lawyer?

You were served via pubic notice as were others.

I was of a clear mind when the rules were established.

Must ratify.

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Re: New 4Route Regulations
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2021, 10:37:35 PM »
This time I know he was on the hooch! His spouse outed him! Ft Bragg? I don't think that's near Soledad at all, is it? ;)
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